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 Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 8:20 pm
While my sister, brother and I were walking to the store today, we had a little goofy polotical debate. All we did was come up with some stupid fake political topic, debated using crappy points and had fun. I thought it was fun enough to share with you guys 3nodding
All you do is come up with some topic (basically just pull it out of nowhere), come up with a goofy political name for yourself (Example, Masicated Jibberjab) and come up with stupid points to debate with others.
Keep in mind that tihs isn't about anything real. There are to be no real people in this debate, but only made up characters. This is only for fun.
I'll start.
*CNN theme song*
Stacy Mcstaertin : Hello, I'm Stacy Mcstacertin with the CNN news! I'll be your ancher tonight
Some dude: And I'm some dude, I'll be your Co-ancher tonight! Stacy! How does it feel to wear so much makeup all the time! I wonder what your skin looks like under the thick mask!
Stacy: hahha*grins* shut up, some dude...anyway, CNN is taking you live to the presidential debate between President Self Indulgent Hack and (however wants to debate). Their topic is about the disapearence of all the chedder cheese. Where has it gone? Hopefully we'll get our answer after the debate.
*cuts to a large talkshow-like room. On the farthest seat is President Self Indulgent Hack. He looks just like a smarmy viking with slicked back hair blonde hair*
Self Indulgent Hack: I say, don't I look absolutely pugnacious? marvelous! Anyway, I think the Nazis took all the chedder cheese! That's right, i said Nazis! Why? Because i'm me and I'm always right, because if I'm not I'll cry and cry and cry until I get my way!
Stacy: Now we're waiting for (whoever's) reply.
Some Dude: I wonder if Mr. Hack knows what pugnacious means...
Stacy; Who cares, he's not a very good President anyway. I voted for Masticated Jibberjab...
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:17 am
((Feel free to make a character and jump in any time)
Toeless Newsreporter: Mr. hack! What do you plan on doing against these "Nazis" to get our cheese back! I freaking love Cheese!
Mr. Hack: Hahahahah!*smarmy laugh* I plan on taking all the Nazis on myself! Me! Do you know why? Because I defeated the Romans! That's right! It was me! *
Toeless Newsreporter: Sir, wasn't that the barbarians of Germany? I mean, you were born at least a couple thousand years after the Roman Empire fell, sir.
Mr. Hack: Didn't I just say I defeated the Romans?! Geez! Some people these days. They just don't listen to logic rolleyes *looks a little worried for a sec* of course, it might be too expensive to send me in to fight them...I don't think we have that kind of money. ninja
Stacy: It appears that our President's opponant tonight is thinking up what to say. Look at the red face and determined eyes of (whoever wants to debate)
Some Dude: Haha, he's acting just like you whenever you're trying to hide your dirty sheets in the green room! Look, his face is all red and everything!
Stacy: Hahahaha biggrin , *decks Some Dude in the face, knocking him out cold*
The Great Ton Toon (reporter): Mr. Hack, I have two questions. First question, How much will an operation like this cost? Second Question, why is your name Self Indulgent Hack? Isn't that name insulting?
Mr. Hack: Well, to send me in will cost a totally not made up sevety-gillion billion dollars. To answer your second question, I received it from my great grandpappy, Selfish Indulgence Hack! It's a very powerful, respected name! I mean, the Romans trembled with fear whenevr they thought the name! *looks all smarmy*
Toelss reporter: Sir, what evidence do we have that the Nazis took all the chedder cheese? I mean, the Nazis aren't really around anymore.
Self Indulgent Hack:......Ummmmm......ahhhhh sweatdrop Yeah....it's funny really...ummmm...When a man and a woman like each other....ahhh....what?
Toeless reporter: I asked you what evidence you have to blame the Nazis for this!
Self Indulgent Hack:....BECAUSE I SAID SO! scream crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying *rolls on the ground while throwing a temper tantrum*
The Great Ton Toon: *turns to (whoever wants to debate)* (Whoever wants to debate) what are your views on this?
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:08 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:01 pm
I'm here to save the day!
I am Professor Goofy.
If you say the word the, you will be burned with this medieval fire stick.
HA! You said the word! Burn! *sticks stick into you*
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:06 pm
Self Indulgent Hack: eek BAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! 8runs around on fire*
Mr. Reporter:Ahhh....that doesn't answer our question. I mean, the question was where all the cheese is. I mean, the question isn't that hard....where the heck is my fiction novel?!
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:26 pm
AH HA! You said that word that must never be spoken of!! *puts you on fire again*
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:37 pm
Mr Hack: *After putting himself out* hey! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! scream ....Ahhhhh.....ummm... sweatdrop I'm gonna....Ninja star! *Throws Ninja Star at Jay*
Toelss reporter: So,...errr...where is all...cheese....did Nazis take cheese? Will not say that word...what do you think, Mr. Jay?
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:08 pm
Natzis took...cheese to a cheese infested palace. They will not be bringing it back anytime soon.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:48 am
Mr. hack: No! Wait..what I am disagreeing with?
Stacy Mcstacertin: It looks like the President lives up to his name a little too well.
Some guy: *Gets up all groggy* Wha happ-*gets knocked out by Stacy again*
Mr. Hack: the point is when you add quantum physics to Nazis you get super Nazis! And when you have Super Nazis, you lose all your Cheeder cheese! I don't know what the heck I just said!
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:18 am
Your ingorance bothers me.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:54 am
Mr hack: yeah...well...your nose bothers me! Besides, I look abosutely pugnacious. mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:09 pm
Oh yeah well I'm 100 years old!
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:30 pm
Mr. Hack: Well! I'm 1000000!
Mr Reporter: Fellas please! Can we focus on the task at hand for more than a second?! What are we going to do about this crisis?
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:42 pm
Hayabashi 2 Mr. Hack: Well! I'm 1000000! Mr Reporter: Fellas please! Can we focus on the task at hand for more than a second?! What are we going to do about this crisis? Man you're old!! rofl rofl Professor Goofy: I don't know. *comes up to Mr. Reporter and starts eating a sandwich right in front of his face* HI!
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:46 pm
Mr. hack: I think we should hamstring Jay and feed him to the over fed stripped Tarp!
Toeless Reporter: We all know what you think! Besides, that's not even the issue!
Reporter;*Looks at professor Goofy*.... stare .....Kill me....PLEASE!
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