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 Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:44 pm
ok here is mine!
There is a plane crash and every single person dies!
But two people remain?
Why?
Because the Two people were married@ and i said every single person died! lolz rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 9:17 am
LOL. That was a good one lol
Hmmm...jokes....well, I have a zillion of them...but they're not really appropriate. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 1:30 pm
lollyz ok here is mine! There is a plane crash and every single person dies! But two people remain? Why? Because the Two people were married@ and i said every single person died! lolz rofl rofl rofl rofl Amused 4laugh
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:17 pm
Wanna Hear a Dirty Joke?
A white horse fell in the mud..
mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:06 pm
Bishoujo_Mami Wanna Hear a Dirty Joke?
A white horse fell in the mud..
mrgreen LOL. That's good! mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:01 am
What do you call a cow without legs?
(try your best and guess before scrolling down please 3nodding )
ground beef
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:02 am
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
(same)
he didn't have the guts rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:51 pm
A guy walks into the doctor's room with a carrot up his nose, 5 green beans in the other side, a big bunch of corn in the left ear and the right ear he has some brocolli.
He asks, "I'm taking in a lot of vegetables but it doesn't work. Why doesn't it work?"
The doctor replies, "Well for one thing, you're not eating right."
rofl rofl rofl pirate pirate
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:09 am
LOL! rofl pirate rofl pirate blaugh and ehh... xd
I still don't have any jokes right now! gonk
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:16 am
wink
My mom's a P.C.P. that deals in C.R.A.P.!
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:27 am
LOL. When your mom first said that to me I was like, "Wowe, that's awesome!What does that Government Job deal with?" Haha, your ma's clever. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:20 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:54 am
What's the combination for the internet and a small camera?
A webcam rofl Okay that wasn't too good.
Humph... confused What's a real good one?
A pig and a horse walk up to eachother and the pig says ,"Hi how are you?"
The horse says ,"I'm doing wonderful!"
The pig replies ,"Then why the long face?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:55 am
J-Jin-Wan wink My mom's a P.C.P. that deals in C.R.A.P.! Everyone let me put it simpler. My mom's a Personal Care Provider that deals in crap!
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