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 Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 9:57 am
DarkOak: Carful you idiot I said Across her nose not up it!
"Sorry sir doing my best"
DarkOak: Who the hell made that guy a gunner?
"I did sir he's my cousin"
DarkOak:Who is he?
Black Narcissus: He's an a*****e sir
DarkOak: I know that whats his name?
Black Narcissus: That is his name sir a*****e, Major a*****e
DarkOak: And his cousin?
Black Narcissus: He's an a*****e too sir gunner made first class Phillup a*****e
DarkOak: How many Assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?
Meterex:Yo!
DarkOak: I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes.......Keep firing Assholes!
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:23 pm
Dude, that was funny. I'll think up some sometime and join in the fun, too! 3nodding
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:33 pm
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:06 pm
blaugh that is too funny!
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:26 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:29 pm
All you did there was take the star trek rhapsody and change who was singing, you didnt even change the words at all there o_O
I even have the MP3 on my comp >.o
for example, why woudl sonic be callign tails 'captain kirk'? XD
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:45 pm
Tigerham All you did there was take the star trek rhapsody and change who was singing, you didnt even change the words at all there o_O
I even have the MP3 on my comp >.o
for example, why woudl sonic be callign tails 'captain kirk'? XD
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:07 pm
Tigerham All you did there was take the star trek rhapsody and change who was singing, you didnt even change the words at all there o_O
I even have the MP3 on my comp >.o
for example, why woudl sonic be callign tails 'captain kirk'? XD Because he was the captian of the Blue Typhoon
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 10:35 am
PRIMALPS2 Tigerham All you did there was take the star trek rhapsody and change who was singing, you didnt even change the words at all there o_O
I even have the MP3 on my comp >.o
for example, why woudl sonic be callign tails 'captain kirk'? XD Because he was the captian of the Blue Typhoon
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:58 am
Earthia: Sonic! Sonic, King of the Britons.
Everyone: *grovels*
Earthia: Oh, don't grovel...do get up! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling!
Everyone: *gets up*
Sonic: Sorry...
Earthia: Oh, don't apoligise! Everytime I talk to someone it's sorry this or forgive me that and I'm not worthy and...just stand there. What are you doing now?
Sonic: I'm averting my eyes, Lord.
Earthia: Well, don't. It's like those miserable psalms. They're so depressing. Now knock it off.
Sonic: Yes, Lord.
Earthia: Right. Sonic, King of the Britons, your knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times...
Sonic: Good idea, O Lord.
Earthia: Course it's a good idea.
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There. I had some fun. *giggles*
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:14 pm
"You fight with the strength of many men"
Shadow just starred at them, saying nothing.
"I am Sonic, Leader of the Freedom Fighters. "
Again, no response.
"I seek the finest, and bravest warriors in the Land to join me in my court at Acorn castle"
Still Nothing
"You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?"
You, guessed it, nothing.
"You make me sad. So be it! Come, Tails."
"color=red]None shall pass"
"What"
"None shall pass. "
"I have no quarrel with you, but I must cross this bridge."
" Then you shall die. "
"I command you, as leader of the freedom fighters, to stand aside."
"I move, for no man. "
"So be it!” shouted Sonic, drawing his sword.
The two went at it for a while, until Shadow threw thrusted at his left arm, cutting it off.
"Now stand aside, Worthy advasary."
"’Tis but a scratch."
"A scratch? Your arms off!”
"No it isn’t! "
Well what’s that then? asked sonic, pointing to the lone apprentice on the ground.
I’ve had worse.
You liar!
Come on you pansy!
They fought a little bit more, till Shadows other arm was off.
Victory is mine!,We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy-”
But he was cut off by Shadow kicking him to the ground.
Come on then!
What?
Have at you!
You are indeed brave, but the fight is mine!
Oh, had enough, eh?
Look you stupid b*****d, you’ve got no arms left!” “
Yes, I have!”
“Look!” “
Its just a flesh wound!”
Shadow kicked him again.
“Stop that!” “
Chicken! Chickeeeen!”
color=blue]look, I’ll have your leg!”
Shadow kicked him again.
“RIGHT!” said sonic, cutting off his left leg.
“I’ll do you for that!” “
You’ll what?”
“Come here!”
“What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?” .
“I’M INVINSIBLE!”
“You’re a loony.”
“THE BLACK HEDGHOGE ALWAYS TRIUMPHS! HAVE AT YOU! Come on then!”
Sonic cut bof his remaining appendage, leaving him only a torso and head.
“All right, We’ll call it a draw.”
“Come, Tails!”
Tails came out from behind a tree, banging the coconuts. “
Oh, Oh, I see. Running away Eh? You Yellow b*****d! Come here and take what’s coming to you! I’LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!”
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:57 am
((Pretty amusing. Did you like my Earthia/Sonic one?))
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:50 pm
Rika_Doll.4 ((Pretty amusing. Did you like my Earthia/Sonic one?)) whos Earthia?
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:18 pm
Earthia is the name of Cosmo's mother in Sonic X in english. I'm not sure about what her name is in japanese, though. We just watch the show on TV on channel 13 every Saturday. Well, we used to. Until we reached the end, then it just showed reruns, and we were all like 'blaaah.' Let's see here... -------- Knuckles: Who are you?Tall Eggman: We are the Knights who say...Ni!Tails: No, not the Knights who say Ni!Tall Eggman: The same!Knuckles: Who are they?Tall Eggman: We are the keeper of the sacred word! Ni, Peng, and Niii Wom!Voice: Niii Wom! Tails: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!Tall Eggman: The Knights who say Ni demand a sacrifice!Knuckles: Knights of Ni...we are but simple travellers. We seek the enchanter who lives beyond this wood and---Tall Eggman: Ni!Knuckles: Ohh!A few Ni's go on before they continue. Tall Eggman: We will say 'Ni!' again to you...if you do not appease us.Knuckles: W-What is it you want?Tall Eggman: We want...A SHRUBBERY!!Duuuun!! Knuckles: A what!?More Ni's go on with protesting through it. Knuckles: Please! Please, no more!
We will find you a shrubbery!Tall Eggman: You will come here with a shrubbery, or else you will never pass through this wood...ALIVE~!Knuckles: Oh, Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return here with a shrubbery.Tall Eggman: One that looks nice.Knuckles: Yes.Tall Eggman: And not too expensive.Knuckles: Yes, of course.Tall Eggman: Noooow...GO!!--------- Okay, it's not perfect, but hey, it works.
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