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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 9:58 pm
The local movie theater; a great place to hang out with your friends. Unless you don't have friends, of course. Then, it's a good place to go for sad movies to fill the emptiness inside you...
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:20 pm
Alone in the projection booth above screen 2, the silent do-gooder Cael Hillock sits at a desk trying to unsplice single porn clips from childrens movies that someone who undoubtedly watched Fight Club one too many times had put there. Boss will of course blame me for this... and probably call me a crackhead again, he thought. At the same time Cael trys to keep his army of elves alive against the overwhelming orc army in Medieval Kingdoms VI videogame on his laptop.
"Damn, they took out my summoner!"
The phone on the wall rang. It's his Boss.
"Cael! Are you on crack?! Why aren't you done queuing up that movie yet?"
"Sorry boss, my elves are getting massecred."
"GET BACK TO WORK, CRACKHEAD!"
Sighing, Cael hung up the phone. I can do this faster, he thought. He pulled his trusty piece of chalk out of his pocket and started to draw on the desktop. When he finished with his circle he placed the film in the middle of it and laid his hand on the edges. Concentrating on trying to pull just the porn clip from the movie, he initiates the reaction.
*poof*
"um.... uh-oh..."
It appears cael just turned the children's movie The Purple Dinosaur Dance-Dance Revolution into Bearly Legal 69.
"...oops"
After another few moments the film spontaniously bursts into flame and reduces itself to ashes on the floor. Cael lets a few more moments pass while he stares at the ashes of the film and hears elves getting slaughtered in the background before going into the back room to get some old kids movie. It's not like the kids pay any attention to what's going on on the screen anyway, and the parents just slep. They wont know the difference. He reals it up and presses play. Dusting off his hands on his pants, Cael made his way back to the lobby to inform his Boss of a job well done.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:28 pm
Profile Down at the counter, Josh was getting overwhelmed. Not because there was an angry mob demanding to see the manager. Working at the theater made one build up a tolerance for angry mobs. No, it was because this was an angry mob of mothers. It seemed that one of the vodka bottles the boss kept in the ice machine had cracked. It also seemed that it didn't take much hard liquor to get small children staggering drunk. "People, please! The manager will be out shortly. Until then, everyone stay calm!" As the crowd of moms grew larger and rowdier, Josh realized he had one option left. Ducking into the back long enough to grab a broom, Josh began to beat his way through the crowd towards the office. The closer he got to the door, the more the mob pressed in. Just as it seemed he would make it, his broom was wrestled from his grip. With a final, desperate lunge, Josh flung himself at the door and pulled it open. As soon as he turned the handled, a force from within threw the door open. With a bark of rage, Sidney (The boss' ill-tempered monster of a dog) burst from the office and set upon the angry pack of moms. Josh dove into the office and locked the door. "What are you doing in here, crack-head? You're supposed to be working the counter!" His boss was in the cramped office, smoking. "It's taken care of." Josh smiled a little morbidly at the sounds of screaming women and the vicious mutt. Then, he realized the news was on: "It has recently been reported that a large spaceship has crash landed somewhere in Delmor..." Josh grinned a little more. Show time, he thought. Looking over to his boss, he asked, "Mind if I take a quick break?" Afterwards>>>
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:54 pm
As Cael entered the lobby he was instantly mugged by a mob of angry mothers. Struggling for air he shouted, "Hey! There's a shoe sale at Land's Begining down the street!"
The mob stopped mugging him and after a second of contemplating what he said all of the mothers ran out of the theater to leave their drunk kids in the theaters watching some 1980's children's movie. Cael walked behind the counter and filled a glass with ice before pouring some soda into it.
"Hmm," He exclamed takign a sip, "This is some damn good soda."
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:31 pm
Sarah walked along the road sucking on her bitten finger before spoting the theater. She decided to take a quick peek, and ran inside to see a sort of nerdy looking guy behind the counter. "Hi!" The Boy looked up and adjusted his glasses and in a nazly voice said hi.. " Do you have Inuyasha the 4th movie?" The boy sighed. " No all we have is what's listed there." He taped behind him to show a list of movies. " What about The Full metal alchemist movie?" He taped the list again and coughed. "What about any of the naruto movies?" He groaned. " Look kid. We don't have any of that crap here. Either pick one these movies or leave." Her Eyes turned a fiery red then mixed with her yellow eyes and made it more of an orange. " ANIME IS NOT STUPID!" The Vibrations broke the geeky guy's glasses and sent him onto the floor. He Moaned and grabbed some candy and threw it at her. " Take it and leave" She squeed with delight and ran out smiling. She opened up a bag of skittles only to be hit over the head.. " Ow. what the?" She turned around to see the Nerdy guy from ebhind the counter. He ran off shouting, " DnD FOREVER!!!" She glared but didn't feel like runnning after him. " I wonder where this road leads." She walked off chewing on some skittles.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:17 am
With the warm fuzzy feeling setting in from some of RUssia's finest, Cael heard some comoion coming from the lobby.
Some girl shouted "ANIME IS NOT STUPID!" There was a loud *wack* and he heard his co-worker, Dave yell "DnD 4EVR!"
Exting the store room, Cael could see Dave running down the hall to the front door and some girl walking towards the side exit. Not wanting to be the only one not yelling, Cael called after Dave "Stop bothering the customers, Crackhead! Go roll twenties somewhere else!"
Just noticing that he had finished his cup of vodka-ice (and still not knowing what he had just drank) Cael set it down on the counter and looked at his watch. Yes! It's five. Time to go. Cael changed back into his normal clothes and told Boss he was leaving. He also informed him that Dave had been bothering customers again.
"That crackhead! I'll kill him," Boss exclaimed.
Cael headed out into the rain to go home.
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:09 pm
 Zarin wandered into the theater and looked around. Seeing the customer service booth, he walked up to the counter. "Are there any work application forms here?" he asked. The girl sitting behind the counter looked him up and down whilst handing him a form of the aformentioned nature. Forcing a smile, Zarin picked up a pen from the counter and filled out the form before returning it to the girl. "You'll hear from us tomorrow." she said, smiling and putting the form aside.Having no further business there, he left the theater and began wandering the city.
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:29 pm
"CRACK HEAD! WHY ARE YOU ON MY DOG?!? YOUR LATE!" Boss yelled at Cael. He hadn't noticed that he had fallen from the ceiling.
Cael stood up and brushed the dust and dog hair off of himself. "Um.." he stuttered. "I was going to sign in and I tripped..?" he responded in a half question.
"Fine, but be here on time next time. And get your shirt on. I sure hope you brough your name tag this time." Boss walked away and Cael put on the work shirt and stole a new name.
The dog, Sidney, hide in the corner until Cael left the office and then started barking after him. "Quiet, Sidney! You dumb dog." cael yelled in responce to the bark. He bottoned up the shirt and went to get behind the consesions counter.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:45 am
<< It had been quite a while since the incident at Channel Q Broadcasting and Josh had fallen back into the grinds of regular life. His boss had been less than pleased that Josh's "quick break" had turned into a several day excursion, but he let him work again anyway.
Today was a particularly busy day, with the two summer blockbusters, Arachnoman 3 and Form-Changers, playing. When the crowds finally went in and the movies started, Josh started sweeping the lobby with his coworker and friend, Cael.
"So, you up to anything after work tonight?" Cael asked as he picked up the scattered candy wrappers.
"I dunno, Cael, I was thinking I might go check on Cait. I haven't heard from her in a while."
"You really just need to grow a pair and tell her that you like her."
"Hey now! I told you I already told-"
"Stop chatting, you crack heads!" The Boss yelled at them from the office, "What are you, on crack? We got a customer!" Josh glanced over at Cael, who put his finger on his nose, causing Josh to mutter something nasty under his breath.
"I hate you." Josh hurried over to the counter and, without bothering to look at the person, asked, "How can I help you?"
"Well, you could start by giving me a hug." This response caught Josh completely off guard and he looked up in shock. This shock was instantly replaced with a new shock that left him speechless.
"Kalvin?" He finally managed.
"The one and only."
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:48 pm
 "Well, it certainly sounds like you've been having fun." Josh had spent the past twenty minutes explaining to Kalvin everything that had happened. "Yeah, that's one way to put it," Josh smiled. "But what about you, Kalvin? What kind of trouble have you been getting into?" "Funny you should ask. It just so happens that's the reason why I'm back in town." "Was she a lesbian or a feminist?" "Both, actually, and there's no way I could have known. But the real problem is that she also happened to be an assassin." "Wow, Kalvin. And what have we learned?" "The hot ones are always lesbians?" "I was actually looking for something about self control..." "But enough about my problems," Kalvin hastily changed the subject, "Let's talk about you and Cait. I think all you need is a little advice from a true player." "And where can I find one of those?" Josh asked quite earnestly. "Ha ha, very funny. I mean myself, of course." Josh opened his mouth to protest, but Kalvin shushed him. "Don't mention it, it's the least I can do. Now, you need to get some sort of gift for her. Something that shows how you feel. Something like... a puppy!" "Kalvin, that's... actually, that's not a bad idea! Thanks a lot!" And Josh hurried off without another word. "Okay... So, I'll just stay here then?" Afterwards (Pasty)>>> Afterwards (Kalvin)>>>
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:02 pm
Character StartFemeninja slunk silently into the theater, secretly stalking her mark. He was her average mark, an idiot kid who'd gotten a little too cocky and tried to hit on her. The little pervert... Femeninja was not going to sit around and take it. He'd even refered to her as an assassin, pfft... Alice Jacobs was no mere assassin, she was a highly trained ninja of the femenist clan. She'd worked hard for her skill, and was the most advanced ninja in her family. She was always selected for the most difficult missions, and she always got her mark. This time she'd gone renegade. She had reported Kalvin to the clan, of course, but beat feet before they could tell her yes or no. She was certain she'd get the call to end him soon, and she needed to keep her eye on him. She was within her rights to kill him if she observed his mysogeny three times. She would end him the most painful way she could think of... But there were so many of those! Which way would she choose... there was always castration with a poisoned blade... even if he managed to save himself from bleeding to death the poison would kill him quickly and painfully... Plus the look on his face after being castrated would be well worth the time it took... He would stand as a lesson to all womanizers! Let no man ever stand in the way of the femenist clan! Femeninja pondered these things as she observed the mark. She had to follow him without detection at all costs. If she lost track of him, there was no knowing what shape he'd be in when she found him next. And no one was going to get to him before she did. Alice Jacobs always got her mark...
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