Teacher: Okay class today we are learning about states and how to abbreviate their long names.
So who would like to go first?
Student: Ooo, ooo, pick me, pick me Ms. Adams!!
Ms. Adams: Okay, Jimmy you're first.
*Jimmy approaches the chalkboard and writes down three abbreviations: VA, PE, and OR.*
Ms. Adams: Okay Jimmy, now tell the class what they stand for.
Jimmy: Well my bog brother told me that VA stands for v****a, PE stands for p***s and when the two states are together they make a new state called OR which stands for orgasm.
Ms. Adams: Jimmy!!! Report to the principals office this instant for such language.
Jimmy: But, buty that's what my brotherr told me, was he right or wrong?
Ms. Adams: No buts Jimmy, principal's office, this instance!
*Another student in the back craks a joke that Ms. Adams just said "buts".*
Ms. Adams: What was that Alex?
Alex: Oh nothing, just that CO stands for c**k, right?
-What's the diffrence between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
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