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Based off some random IRC chat at way too early o clock, I decided to see about creating this little list. Basically, list areas of expertise, or even above-average skill that you possess, and would be willing to help other regs with.

E.g. I feel moderately comfortable with IA-32 ASM, and would be willing to help anyone with questions about it.

So, to start the list off:

I have a fairly decent grasp of:
NASM syntax IA-32 Assembly, Ethereal, Windump/TCPDump, Rootkit Revealer.

I have a basic grasp of:
Ollydbg, IDA, Scheme, Snort, MASM syntax IA-32 Assembly.

Uh....I can pee in hex and belch in binary?

Oh!! I'm quite good at being confused by Linux (in any form), and apparently I offer good advice/critique on erotic fiction...

Hrrm...I'm pretty comfortable with Python at this point and I have a decent grasp of C++. I've also got a few years of IT experience with linux.

I have mad bedroom skillz too. I can sleep for hours.

Proficienci de U dash two-tree-fife:

-General knowledge of hardware and advanced real-time concepts using hardware. "Thinking outside the box" and "thinking outside the entirely incorrect box."

-General electronics knowledge for simple and and common electronic systems/appliances.

-General knowledge and experience/use of many peripherals and add-ons, from expansion cards to headphones.

-Networking principles.

-Product review whore. If it's not expensive, I don't want it.

-Porn Connesiour.

-Aircraft component inspection and materials fabrication.

-Sacasm. Consultations offered at no charge!

I can balance a 5-1/4" floppy diskette on my nose! xd

Edit:
Learning how to modify Xboxes. xd