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 Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:42 pm
OK then, for those of you out of the know, I happen to do a little funny Smily "Comic" that a lot of people read. Here I shall catalog them for posterity and invite comments and Ideas for the current theater. To see the Theater as it happens, click HEREEnjoy!
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:44 pm
Rocking dude I knew this would show up, I recommend new people read through it completely, it is hilarious.
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Captain Jefferious D.O.E.
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:45 pm
  : Hi there! Welcome to the theater... Hope you're comfortable. Enhoying that enourmous soda? You'll be paying for it later... Trust me... But anyway... TO BUSINESS! Lot's of wonderful people help out the old theater... And here they are!   The FLCL Guild!Well, I've been doing these on the forums for a while now. So I've decided to restrict my Smiley Theaters to this thread. But I'll begin with the one that started it all... SMILEY THEATER!!! biggrin :Hey Bill! smile :Hey Todd! biggrin :You know what Bill? smile :No Todd, please enlighten me... scream :KNIFE IN YOUR EYE!!! eek stressed :ARRGH MY FREAKIN' EYE!!! sweatdrop :Whew, thanks Bill, I needed to let that out. gonk :MY EYE! YEW BASTICH!!! THE END! But for the fans, a new one!!! stare :...And we are but alone in the darkness... A single swimmer in an angry sea... neutral : Gad, these poetry readings are boring. Why are we here again? mrgreen : If there is one thing I know buddy, it's about the female psyche. Ya' see, all this depressin' poetry bums out the ladies. And then they sink into a despair, and we catch em'. It's brilliant! *KLAXONS! ALARMS!* scream : Alright, alright, alright! Who sounded off the insensitive male alarm then... You lad? neutral : No way. I'm almost enjoying some of this stuff. scream : Right! What's your story greenjeans? mrgreen : Urm... I like coffee? scream : Now look here matey, the insensitive male alarm can detect all verbal insensitivity withen an iota of a crude glance. So one of you have to be the culprit! neutral : arrow mrgreen scream : RIGHT! TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP! MORE LIFETIME TV FOR YOU!!! *Drema Sequence* neutral : And that is why the future will suck. The end. evil : Mr Steinburr... I think you fail to grasp what math class is all about... THE END!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:48 pm
SMILEY THEATER PRESENTS
This Smiley Theater Advertizement.
biggrin : Kewl! Legend of the Overfiend!
*15 Minutes later*
stressed :Oooh yeah... Work that tentacle...
*SPLORT*
scream :ARRRRGH! MY EYE!
domokun : HAVE THIS PROBLEM? KEEP VISENE NEXT TO YOUR KLEENEX!
Visene... It get's the red out...
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
THE SMILETRIX
cool : Mr. Anderson, I have sent the one ring to Mt. Doom. Now you will die...
stare : I, like, don't think so. I know kung-fu.
*Kick... B-U-L-L-E-T-T-I-M-E*
stare : Oh No! I'm, like, caught in bullet time again...
cool : I'm waiting Mr. Anderson.
*5 minutes later
cool : In your own time Mr. Anderson.
stare : I know. I'm, like, stuck in the bullet time.
*One hour later*
stare : Dude, where did he go?
*one hour later*
cool : Sorry. I got thirsty and got a slurpee. Got you a big gulp.
stare : Thanks dude! *Slurp*
*One hour later*
stare biggrin ude, I like, really have to go wee.
cool : Not possable Mr. Anderson. As your bladder explodes and you get blood poisoning, remember me.
*TWAP! A phone booth falls on Smith*
stare : Like, Rufus!
razz : Come on Bill! To the Battle of the Bands!
stare : EXCELLENT!
*Niddler, niddler, niddler, neeeern!*
THE END!
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:50 pm
DeanTheAdequate SMILEY THEATER! But first, this message. *A party at a dance club* biggrin : Hey baby! scream : CREEP! *Slap! stressed : Damn! What am I doing wrong Bill? smile : Watch and learn buddy, atch and learn... Hey baby! *Squishes a hunk of cheese down the womans shorts* eek wink : Mmmmm... Hey there big guy! Here's the keys to my apartment... BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE!!! (Brought to you by the American Dairy Association) And now for our feature presentation... DEAN AND DOMO'S ANIME IN REVIEW! biggrin : Hi ther folks. Tonight we're looking at FLCL. domokun : FLEL CLEL! stare : Uh, no, it's Fool-ey Cool-ey Domo. domokun : ??? WHAT FUL-EE CUL-EE. sad : Eh, close enough. Well, it's "The Wonder Years", in Japan, With Giant Robots, On Crack! domokun : DOMO NOT SEE IT LIKE THAT! smile : Really? We're going to dicuss this in an insightful manner, instead of you just eating me? Thank God! I believe the robots coming from the brain symbolizes... *One hour later* biggrin : And that's why you need big eyebrows to survivie. What do you think Domo? domokun :.....Zzzzzzz...... sweatdrop : Hey, Domo... *Pokes* domokun : RARRGH! *Eats Dean* STICK WITH SYNOPSIS!!! stressed : *Muffled* Well... I guess that's it for this "Anime in Review". Next time we'll do 'Tenchi Muyo!'. And now, the long journey to freedom... Next time on Smiley Theater... The Thomas Con Affair...
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:52 pm
DeanTheAdequate SMILEY THEATER PRESENTS: THE THOMAS CON AFFAIR! Based on a true story but first this meassage... stare : *Digs* Voiceover: Shovel $12 Fashlight: $3 Book of the Necrononicon: $40 on Ebay Bribe for cemetary guard: $500 stare : *Jumps in hole* Voiceover: Getting your dead girlfriend back: Priceless! Mastercharge, for when cash just isn't enough... AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION! THE THOMAS CON AFFAIR (The names have been changed to protect the innocent.) biggrin : Damn! Tom, I haven't seen you in forever. mrgreen : Yeah buddy! I come to con every year. I love the larp. biggrin : Hmmm... Not a bad idea. Perhaps I should plan out my day... *Takes out con-schedule* mrgreen : Nope, got my day all planned out. There's a panel on Hentai tonight. Gonna' head there. wink : Ha! That's great buddy. Let's see... Video room two. "Summer's Promise, Winter's Fulfillment". That looks pretty good. mrgreen : Hmph! You can have your sob story. It's on during the panel. biggrin : OK buddy, it's not like I don't have all day to decide what to do. *11:00pm* ninja :... and so the laws on what could be drawn made the tenticle all the more appealing, since it skirted that law. Yuri, or lesbianism in anime, was also quite popular... mrgreen : Man, where is he? This is some good stuff... *12:14am* mrgreen : Where were you guy? The panel was great! xd :Hahahahaha! mrgreen : Why are you laughing? You missed the panel! xd : The late night anime in room two... IT WAS A HENTAI! Missed out buddy! mrgreen : Daym! THE END!
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:55 pm
DeanTheAdequate SMILEY THEATER!!! This episode: Flowers for DOMO But first, this message. biggrin : Hi there! Chuck Norris here with a great way to shed a few pounds. The Gullotine 40000. *SHink-Chunk* biggrin : See that! Sally Struthers has just lost 15 ugly "Head Pounds" as the doctors say ninja : Uhhh... I never said...*THWAK!* biggrin : That's right! But the Gullotine 40000 dosen't just do the head region. Shed pounds from the arms *Shunt* Legs! *Shunt* And finally get those "Buns of Steel" *Shunt. And now for our feature presentation... FLOWERS FOR DOMO domokun : DOMO TIRED OF SHOUTING ALL THE TIME! WANT USE PROPER GRAMMAR!!! sad : It's pretty bad doc, is there anything you can do for him? ninja : Well, there is a new type of formula that the FDA dosen't approve of. But that dosen't make for good television, so I'm gonna use it anyway! *Two days later* domokun : Domo feeling better. Still speak bad, but speak without all cap... capit... capitolz. crying : I'm so proud of you Domo. *Two days later* domokun : "As I wondered, lonley as a cloud..." eek : Whoa! What happened to Domo? He's READING! biggrin : Yes! Isn't it wonderful? stare : Well, maybe... But remember, he will still be ruled by his base desires... What will happen when he gets hungry, AND is cunning?! eek : OMFG, I never thought of that! *Later that night* sweatdrop : Hey, Domo, before we go to bed I'm gonna read you a bedtime story. domokun : Well, I can read it myself now, but I appreciate the attempt to bond with me. So let's give it a read. smile : Oh good. Well, once there was an ugly duckling... NOW DOC!!! ninja : *Swipe* Ha! The art of one-stroke lobotomy lives on!!! domokun : RARRGH!!! PIE!!! sad : I'm sorry Domo, it had to be done, for the future of the world. domokun : WAFFLE!!! 3nodding : Mew! domokun : *Eats Kitty* sweatdrop : What's a few cats for a outwittable domo... THE END! Next Time... A better episode... I hope... Dean and Domo's Reviews Vol II: Tenchi Muyo!
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:56 pm
DeanTheAdequate SMILEY THEATER!!! DEAN AND DOMO'S ANIME IN REVIEW VOL II: TENCHI MUYO! But first, a word from our sponsor... smile : Hi, my names Tanya, and I'm all ready for some hot phone conversation biggrin : Hi I'm Cynthia, and I'm all over some phone converastion. Announcer: Can't type? Innternet connection slow? Tried cyber sex but got your unit stuck in the A drive? Then call 1-900-XXX-XXXX. stare : Hi, I'm Ursela, and I actually vaccum around the house as I answer your call in a sultry manner... Hey get offa me you goons!!! ninja ninja ninja : Destroyer of dreams!! *Beat, Poke, Doom* And now, our regularly schedualed program. smile : Well hello there and welcome to Dean and Domo's Anime in Review. domokun : RARRRGH! TODAY WE SEE TENCHI MUYO! smile : Let's see a clip. *Rolls* *EXPLOSION* scream : Ryah-Hahaha! I am the pirate queen Ryoko! gonk : What? What's happening? stare : Tenchi! We must stop her, she's a plunderer of worlds. gonk : What? Ayeka? What should I do? 3nodding : Mew? gonk : What? Ryo-Ohki? What should I do? *Angst* *End Clip* smile : OPK, you see there, that's the point I was trying to make before. Tenchi fails because the main character has no development. He is just pulled along until he gets backed into a deep corner. domokun : RYOKO HOT! BUT MIHOSHI CUTE TOO! neutral : The hell are you talking about Domo? domokun : I LIKE SASAMI! sad : That's creepy Domo. She's like, fourteen. domokun : IN OAV SHE 500! stare :..... domokun : DON'T DEAN ...... AT ME! ADMIT! GIRLS HOT IN TENCHI! neutral : OK, they are appealing to the eye. But it's not enough to please the public... oh no eek You're gonna eat me again arn't you! domokun : NO. DOMO OPEN CAGE OF TENCHI FANS INSTEAD! *Opens* scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream mrgreen mrgreen evil stressed whee gonk : GAHHHHH!!!!! domokun : UNTIL NEXT TIME FANS. WE REVIEW TRIGUN NEXT TIME! THE END
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:58 pm
DeanTheAdequate Today on Smiley Theater... THE WRONG CHANGE!!! But first, a word from our sponsors... mrgreen : Yep, that was a great film... OH MY GOD! sad : Honey, where's the car? mrgreen : It's gone dear... all gone biggrin : Has this ever happened to you? Need some retiribution quick? Call Dail-A-Ninja! mrgreen : Hello, Dail-A-Ninja? Someone just jakked my car. ninja : Hai, we have a squad in the area! wink : *Drives* Damn I'm smooth... OH GAWD!!! eek ninja : *Gives jakker a new windpipe* mrgreen : Sweet!!! biggrin : And not just for criminal infractions! crying : Flaming took all the fun out of Gaia! Wahhh!!! Hello? Dail-A-Ninja *4000 miles away* xd : I so pwned this n00b!!! *Burst of glass* ninja eek : OH CRAP!!! Teh l33t ninja!!! *Ninja chokes flamer with mouse cord* biggrin : Remember Dail-A-Ninja, with our 100% garuntee or we'll kill ourselves for shaming our ancestors! Call today! (This advertizement's insult is aimed at the Flamers who flame noobs for no good reason. Calculated flaming is still pretty kewl!) And now our featured presentation... THE WRONG CHANGE For this special smiley theater, the role of the closed door will be played by the question smiley... and now, our story at large... question : OK, toss over the next pair. stare : *SIGH* I hate going panty shopping with you. question : Hey, I'm pretty embarrassed about this Sally... If it wern't for you I woulden't know what to buy. stare : I know, but I had so much else to so today... question : This is no good, try the next pair! One near the back, that's where the good ones are! stare : Good ones? Here. *Toss* question : Hmmm... I think we're onto something here! *Door swings open, revealing Leon with frilly panties on his head* biggrin : Hey this is what I'm talking about! Been tried on before! scream : YOU'RE NOT KARIN!!! *Three doors down* gonk : Sally, are you there? THE END!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:00 pm
DeanTheAdequate We apologize for the inattentiveness. Third day was yesterday. We, at the network, realize this. Dean has been severely beaten, and will now get back to work after letting it all pile up. gonk Yes! Any thing, just no more beatings!!! And now, on with the show! biggrin Smiley Theater!! biggrin Today's Episode, Trout Fishing But first... The sponsors demand thier time... biggrin : Do yew like chili dawgs? Sure, we all do. But who has time to heat up a tin o' chili to make up a sloppy sukka? gonk : Not me! stare : Not me, I'm vegan. domokun : NOT ME! NOT ALLOWED TOUCH STOVE! biggrin : Well fols, here at "Jimmy Dean", we got ourselves here a solution. The Chili Sausage. The finest chili packaged just like our famous "Jimmy Dean" breakfast sausages. stare : *Pokes* It feels wierd... biggrin : But marvel, if you will. You're gonna nuke that hot dog anyway. Just slide in the JD chili with it. *Bwoop, Bweep, Bwoop* :Microwave: Whiiiiiiiirrrrrrr... BLAMMMO!!! *The door flies off the microwave as chili spats everywhere. The hotdog is doused, but unharmed: biggrin : Ah, the convenience! And now our Featured Presentation! smile : Ahhh, trout fishing. The whip of the line, the stillness of the river... And the added benefit of cooking a fine trout later. How are you doing upstream Bill? stressed : Urrgh! Umph! Almost got the damn thing baited! sad : The hell... What are you doing up there buddy? stressed : Urrgh... Damnit! Baitin' my line! Just a bear to get this bad boy on... Umph! confused : Oh for pity's sake... *Tromps upstream, Bill had a pair of Jeans he's struggling with* neutral : Bill, what are you doing? stressed : You said fly-fishing, I need a lure... sweatdrop : Bill, buddy, that's not a fly fishing lure... stressed : Fuggin' right! SHoulda brought a wimpy pair of Chinos or something. scream : KNIFE IN YOUR EYE!!! THE END! Next time on SMILEY THEATER... Dean And Domo's ANIME IN REVIEW vol. 3, Trigun.
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:01 pm
DeanTheAdequate Today's smiley theater is brought to you by the letters L and P. And also by a grant by... smile : Hi, I'm Norm Abhrams, and I want you to watch as we re-finish this antique torcher chamber on This Old Castle. So what are we working on here Hugh? biggrin : I'm glad you asked Norm. I'll show you how to remove thousand year old stains from an iron maiden. smile : And Bill will be showing us how to change a working brace beam into a kinky S+M rig. Next time on This Old Castle. And now our feature presentation. DEAN AND DOMO's ANIME IN REVIEW biggrin : Hello everyone! Today on "Anime in Review" we are looking at "Trigun" and... Domo, I didn't know you cosplayed! domokun : LOVE AND PEACE! xd : That's cute! Anyway, Trigun is an anime set in the far fu... domokun : LOVE AND PEACE!!! smile : Ahem, yes, well. The planet gunsmoke is a dangerous place full of... domokun : LOVE AND PEACE!!! stare : Domo, stop. Else I tell everyone about your *Whisper, Whisper* domokun : DEAN NOT DARE! stare : Serious. domokun : LOVE AN.. stare : Ah! domokun :....... LOVE AND... stare : Aht Aht Ah! domokun : sweatdrop ... DO DOMO DARE... stare : Now then. Let's look at a clip. *** scream : Dammit who is that guy? surprised : Why, it's Mr. Vash! Hey Mr. Vash! scream : There is no way that guy could be the "Humanoid Typhoon!" gonk : Why does no-one have Pathos for I? surprised : Mr. Vash needs help! scream : Stuff it Millie! *** domokun : LOVE AND PEA... scream : DOMO SLEEPS WITH A STUFFED TUXEDO MASK DOLL!!! domokun : RARRRRGH!!!! *Eats Dean* YOU WARNED! stressed : *Muffled* Well, that's out of the bag. Now to find my way through his four stomachs. What do you have four stomachs? domokun : ONE JUST FOR CAKE AND ICE CREAM!!! stressed : I had to ask. Next time we dig into the vault for a classic anime, Astro Boy. Until then... Ewww... It is full of cake and ice cream... THE END
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:07 pm
DeanTheAdequate SMILEY THEATER presents... A TASTE OF HONEY!!! IN TASTE-O-VISION!(Just get a bit of honey, then follow along when honey is eaten) But first, Previews of coming attractions... THIS PREVIEW IS RATED "S", FOR SMILEY Voiceover: One Rouge Cop scream : You don't have what it takes to clean up the mean streets! stressed : Dammit Rock! You're goona go down unless you have a great partner. And here he is! domokun : WE GET SUCKA'S!!! Voiceover: One Kinju Eating Machine *Domo Eat's Crack Dealer* scream : No don't eat that Domo! domokun : DOMO SEE PURPLE MUSHROOMS... AND BADGER... Voiceover: Are gonna take back the night stare : So, you think you can get the presiden't kitty back? scream : Already did, punk! domokun : UM... scream : Where's the kitty Domo? domokun : sweatdrop *Inside Domo* 3nodding : Mew! Voiceover: One perp at a time! scream : Domo, one day you'll make a great cop. domokun : WHY NOT NOW? scream : Because right now you're the riot shield. Voiceover: Clint Eastwood is Dirty Harry scream : You may be wondering, did Domo eat five or six criminals today. He can stuff away six. But you gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky. Well? Do you PUNK?! Voiceover: Domo is Domomite domokun : YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO... UHHHHHH... *Eats criminal* Voiceover: And featuring a guy who met the actor who played "Huggy Bear" wink : ...And then he said "Sucka, you know she get's on down at the racetrack." Voiceover: In- MAXIMUM FORCE scream : Domo domokun : WHAT? scream : Let's kick some
domokun : ME EAT
scream : To each thier own *Shoots gun*
COMING SOO TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!
And now our feature presentation.
A TASTE OF HONEY
confused : Oh man, I can't eat Special K without honey.
neutral : Well, we could go to a grocery store... But that dosen't make good television. I'll get Ed and we'll check out that honey bee hive over by his woodlot.
smile : Thank you dear.
***
mrgreen : Hey Phil! What brings you here today?
neutral : Well Ed, the lil' misses want's some honey for her cereal. Was wondering if I could poke around your woodlot for the beehive.
mrgreen : That sounds reckless. I'm in!
***
mrgreen : Here we are! One woodlot.
neutral : Ah! And there are bees here.
mrgreen : Yep! But let's see here. You gotta smoke bees to make them sleepy, or else we'll getourselves a lot of stings. *Whips out army surplus flamethrower*
eek : Whoa there Ed! That thing safe?
mrgreen : Course it is! Why, back when I was in the war I... *WHOOOSH!!!*
eek : CRIPES! Looks like the mixture is a bit rich there Ed!
mrgreen : Yep! But I never liked this woodlot anyway. Burn it back to hell, I say.
***
sad : Well dear, it has been a long journey, but I got the honey.
smile : Why thank you dear. But why the long face.
sad : Let's just say it has to do with the rapid expansion of fire in an oxygen rich freak windstorm.
mrgreen : She say I can crash on your couch yet?
sad : Shhh...
smile : What was that dear?
sad : Just a soft breeze... Just eat your honey.
smile : MMMmmm...
THE END!
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:08 pm
DeanTheAdequate Today on Smiley Theater... exclaim SHOWDOWN AT THE HIDDEN VALLY RANCH!!!: PART 3, FIRST VENGEANCE!!! exclaim But first, a word from the "DOMO FUND" *A springtime scene* scream : Hello, I'm feakin' JACK NICHOLSON. And I'm here to talk about the FREAKIN' LAKERS!!! *Whisper off camera* scream : I mean, THE FREAKIN' DOMO FUND!!! For my community service you see... Anyway... *Cut to a clean hospital* scream : Every day many people are placed in situations where they cannot have thier daily dose of Domo. *Domo is patting wheelchaired youth on the head* domokun : THERE THERE! smile : I wuv you domo... *Jack pushes kid aside roughly* scream : And that's not all... *Domo is at ballpark, sitting around 50 kids* domokun : YOU LIKE STICK BALL?! smile biggrin smile biggrin 3nodding : YEAH! Thanks Domo for taking us to the ballgame! Us orphans don't get many trips out here... domokun : LOOK! POP FLY! surprised : Oooo! Oooo! I got it! *Jack pops out with big ball glove, snatches ball and chucks it at shortstop* scream : GOOD DEFENCE YOU BUM!!! sad : But, I wanted the ball, and he's my favorite ballplayer... scream : Last time I partied with him he was covered in nose candy and had four whores snortin them off of him! sad : Domo, what's a whore? domokun : sweatdrop *Domo and Jack are in front of a telethon set* domokun : AND NOW YOU MAKE DIFFERANCE!!! scream : That's right! Either call the number below or put some cash in the can for the Domo-less, or I'll polish up the old 2 iron! *Children gather and hug Domo, close up to Domo...* scream : You ain't upstaging me you square bear-kinju thing!!! RARRRGH!!! *Jack unhinges jaw, eats Domo* cry crying cry : WAHHHH!!! domokun : *MUFFLED* HOW IRONIC! And now for our feature presentation... exclaim SHOWDOWN AT THE HIDDEN VALLY RANCH!!!: PART 3, FIRST VENGEANCE!!! exclaim (Those with weak stomachs will be mocked openly and thrown out during the last fifteen minutes of the picture) smile : So! Bahng Yu! You will not defeat my masterful technique! confused : I wield our master's last teaching! You will see I am not afraid! smile : Then. I shall test your strength! scream WAHHHHH!!!! surprised : Oh ho! The screaming foot attack! scream WAAAAAHHH!!! *Kick, kick, block, turn, spin... etc... etc... until Bahng drops to ground* biggrin : Ha Ha! Now you see that I am the master! xp : No! Master... WHere is the final attack... *Dream sequence* stare : The body must flow... but if the water is cut off you must pay the bill first. If in need of a check cashing service... *Dream sequence over* xp : OH CRAP! That wasn't my master! That was that guy outside the liquor store... scream : WAHHHH!!!!! xp : C'mon useful training dream sequence! *Dream sequence* ninja : Kick! Punch! No, you must learn the last technique! confused : But master, I am not sure that the human body can withstand the awesome power of OxyClean! ninja : If you die, it will be a clean, honorable death! SPLASH! gonk : ARGH!!! Huh? The colors didn't run! Truely you are the master of laundry day! *Dream sequence end* xp : Damn! Oh crap! He's almost here! Last chance you fade people!!! scream : WAHHHH!!! Is this scene going to be much longer, the wire's pinching my frank and beans...*Dream sequence* scream : You ain't upstaging me you square bear-kinju thing!!! RARRRGH!!! *Jack unhinges jaw, eats Domo* cry crying cry : WAHHHH!!! domokun : *MUFFLED* HOW IRONIC! *Dream sequence* xd : THAT'S IT! scream : WAHHHH!!!! *Bahng tosses coin into Domo cup* domokun : RARRRGH!!!! *Eat's foe* scream : HOW UNEXPECTED! I DIE NOW!!! confused : Oh masters, while you have all taught me nothing, I will avenge your deaths... Or just go out for ice cream. domokun : ICE CREAM GOOD! confused : Very well Domo! But first we shall sample the fries of our ancestors. stare ninja : AVENGE US YOU DOLT!!! THE END!!! sad : Now you see, that's what I'm talking about. Another predictable plot. The master is killed. And why were you there? domokun : KIDS LUV DOMO! sad : And the commercial references... What were you all thinking? domokun : RARRRGH!!! *Eats Dean* YOU NOT KNOW MAJ-ES-TY IF IT BITE YOU IN FACE!!! stressed : Um... Well then, I know how long these things take, so the next ANIME IN REVIEW will have to take place here, inside domo... Until next time theater goers! THE END!
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:10 pm
DeanTheAdequate Today's Smiley Theater is brought to you by... Bacardiand Cola*Bwenk!* The governor's pool party: 4:34pm biggrin : Hey Bacardi Guys! I'm all wet around you! scream : Hey! I didn't ask for no skankage! domokun : BILL....UR...BACARDI! NOT HURT LADY! scream : KNIFE IN YOUR EYE! eek xp : AHHHH! *Bloodspray* smile : Hey Bacardi guys, that blood got all over my t-shirt! domokun :......... scream : Your line Domo! domokun : RIGHT! I CLEAN UP! *Produces fire hose* eek : No wait directorrr! DOOOOOOOSH!!! scream : And thats how we clean up television! DOMO AND BILL, CLEANING UP TV Paid for by the unattentive parents of americaAnd now for our Feature presentation... DEAN AND DOMO'S ANIME IN REVIEW neutral : *Muffled*Well folks, Dean The Adequate here from the inside of Domo. Haven't had a chance to get out yet... domokun : YOU COME OUT WHEN YOUR NAME NOT FIRST IN MARQUIS! neutral :*Muffled* If I ever get a hold of whoever told you that word... Anyway, today we step into the anime vault to see one of the first television animes, Astroboy. Let's see a clip... *** *Whoooosh!!!* xd : I MUST SUCCEED!!! *POW, WHAM, ACTION NOISE AND WORD!* cool : Believe in yourself astroboy, for your heart is human! xd : I will Dr. Brilliant, I will *** domokun : PFFT! THAT SUCK! neutral : Domo, that's the anime that started it all. It dosen't pay to give it what for and... ewww! When did you eat creamed corn? domokun : MUNCH SLURP! NOW! sad : Ughhh... domokun : NOW FOR ME OPINION... I READ MANGA! sad : Sure about that big guy? domokun : ME SEE IN PICTURES ALL ASTROBOY'S WEAPONS! neutral : Yeah, he's got the 10,000 horsepower punch, the jet legs, the... domokun : WHERE BUTT MACHINE GUN? sweatdrop : Oh, yeah... That... Well American audiences... domokun : CAN KISS DOMO'S FIRM... neutral : ANYWAY! It wasn't in the series because it was the 50s and 60s for crying out loud. The ideals of japan and america... domokun : *HURK* sad : Oh no... Better get into position... domokun : HURK! PTUI!!! *Dean flies into the set backdrop, covered in cream corn* xp : Ugh! Ow... At least we're out of time before you brought up Osamu's other rique works. domokun : LIKE SEX ED ONE? stressed : Grrr... Anyway, next time on... domokun : DOMO AND DEAN'S REVIEWS... COWBOY BEBOP! stressed : Just remember... it's all about the money... The money... domokun : WHAT MONEY? gonk : I like to pretend! *Runs off crying* THE END!
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:13 pm
DeanTheAdequate Today's Smiley Theater: CONAN THE MANAGER! But first... This preview... Dimension Films PresentsVoiceover: I thought I had a great life. Good job... stare : And I want this on my desk by five, or I'll drop a meteor on the building. gonk : Yes Mr. Sephiroth! stare : You don't want to end up like that temp in pink do you? gonk : No Mr. Sephiroth! Voiceover: A wonderful girlfriend scream : Where have you been?! sad : Mr. Sephiroth had me stay late and.. scream : Do you realize how much loot the last bandit enclave had? I had to haul it here all by myself.... sad : Before or after you turned it into a pile of rubble... scream : Grrr... DARE BRANDO!!!! Voiceover: Everything I ever wanted wink : Hey Bill, want to get a few brews? neutral : No Todd, I've got to get more sacks to haul away another gold horde... stressed scream : ARRRGH! KNIFE IN YOUR EYE!!! Voiceover: It was then I met... him... wink : Whoa there, you've got a knife in your eye. xp : Yeah, it hurts like hell.. wink : And you took it well. How would you like to join a club? Voiceover: And that's where it all started... wink : Welcome to Knife Club. There are some rules to Knife Club. Rule Number One: No one talks about Knife Club... sad : Millions Knives, sir, I swore never to take up an edged blade again... wink : That it is... But there is no way in hell I'm gonna tell you otherwise... Rule Number Two: Never put salt in your eye. domokun : RARRRGH!!! DOMO PUT SALT IN EYE!!! wink : Riiight... Rule three: If it is your first night here at Knife Club, I'm gonna cut you. domokun sad gonk xp stressed sweatdrop : BUT KNIVES??? biggrin : YAY! Violence! 3nodding : Mew? *CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP* Todd is Himself xp : I don't see how this helps. I have no depth perception now and I can't throw worth a darn. *THUNK* 3nodding : Mew? wink : Keep trying buddy, you almost hit the kitty I strapped to the wheel... Meatloaf is Ruruni Kenshin sad : Behold my speed of god! *Whips out a footlong veggie sub* CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Brad Pitt is Millions Knives wink : OK, so let's go slaughter the... the... LINE! Offscreen: Innocents! wink : OK, OK, geez... Offscreen: OK, let's try take 89 then... DOMO is... DOMO! domokun : DOMO! And Chuck Heston gonk : DAMN YOU! YOU CUT IT UP! YOU ANIMALS!!! IN...KNIFE CLUB!!! wink : In order to make a salad, you've got to slice a few eggs. gonk : I wanted a cassarole! COMING... Probably never...Thanks to Louise the Bump Fairy for curing a bit of writers block!And now our feature presentation... CONAN THE MANAGER*Zoom in on water cooler* smile : So then I go to her apartment and then... *STAB!!!* eek URK! stressed : Wus I telink you to be at da coolah for owahz? gonk : No Mr Conan, sir! stressed : Now get zome goat urine on dat wound from da medizine chest. gonk : Yes Mr. Conan! Scrollover text: Conan did wonder the earth, trying to regain his kingdom for so long he had to do it the hard way... Climbing the corporate ladder... *Cut to a corner office* stressed : You wanted to zee me mistah Parzinz? neutral : Um, yes Conan. It's about the performance in your department. I'm not seeing any progress from three of your team members. stressed : They vere not makink progrez on da Manazhevitz project. Zo I killed zem in da name of Crom! neutral : Um... OK then. I'll get thier pensions ready. Tell me Conan, some of the others around the office are telling me you are a bit high strung. I make it a point not to butt into my management team's personal affairs. Conan, what do you do in your spare time. stressed : I crush my enemies. Drive them before me. And hear the lamentations of thier women. sweatdrop : .... OK then... Have you thought about seeking couceling for your harsh tendancies. stressed : No. I am learnink Tai Chi. neutral : Oh, that must be relaxing... stressed : And Akido, Jet-Judo, Hop-Set, Ijiutsu, Kung Fu, Amish ztreet fightink... neutral : Ummm.... stressed : I AM NOT FINISHED! ...Hapkido, Brwlink, French kickbokink... *One Hour Later* stressed : And zomethink called Foxy-Boxing for good meazure. sweatdrop : Um, I'm sure the disipline has taught you well... But I'm still going to have to reject your promotion... stressed : CROM! sad : Mr. Conan, I just cannot forsee you moving into the head of sales. stressed : You haff ztood in my vay too lonk! *SHINK!!!* eek : Oh my crap... *BEHEAD!* Scrolling Text: And so Conan took the position of Head Manager of Sales. And one day he began a Fortune 500 company of his own. But that is a tale for another day... THE END!
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