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 Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:57 pm
Alright so between all this post collecting jokes we've had in the ranch chat I thought I'd start this up.
In all the time we've been together we've said some powerful and some very funny things. Here's were we can recollect all our memorable posts.
Quotes involving one person must have quote marks around them, and must state who said the quote
Ex.
"Gwah?"
~Al
Quotes invloving more then one peson must be set up like this
Ex.
MB: Hi
Toad: Hey
Alright so have at it
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"hola! I'm Starfox, welcome to Lon Lon Ranch. You may talk to my owner, a fox 007, or Malon to order, or cowboy gamer if you need training, or Baby Bowser if you want nothing."
~Fox
"Do a Barrel Roll!"
~Faith
BB: pomeranian is a breed of dog...
Fox: so are you.
Spike: What is your name?
Mr. T: My name gunna be Mr. You got a problem with that? T. My foolgot a problem with that?
Spike: WHAT IS my name?
Mr. T: Your name gunna be f*****t seeker. Drink milk! Don't tell T how to drive Mr. T Van.
MB: Where do babies come from?
Mr. T: Babies come from the crazy darn love between a man and a woman. Crazy Fool! Mr. T don't think so, suckah.
Surya472: negro please
Mr. T: Your polite style gunna be Heluva nice. Drink milk! Mr. T don't think so, suckah. Mr. T lost Mr. T train of thought...
MB: Can you die?
Mr. T: No Mr. Yeah.. I think I can rig something up... T am immortal. Don't tell T how to drive Mr. T Van.
MB: wow i wish i was immortal
Mr. T: I'm glad you fool fool're impressed. Don't touch my Van sucka! Crazy Fool! Mr. T hope that you fool foolr dreams come true.
MB: sex!
Mr. T: As Freud jibba jabba'd, Sex gunna be the darn crazy mathematical urge repressed. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! What you fool talkin' 'bout, fool!?!
MB: I have a need for sex
Mr. T: How much did it cost?
MB: Do you know Gary Coleman?
Mr. T: I don't know if Mr. Yeah.. I think I can rig something up... T know it. Fool! Where would Mr. T have heard about it?
MB: He is a black midget, do you like black midgets?
Mr. T: Some people like it. I don't think so, suckah. My foolgot a problem with that? But Mr. T like to gossip.
Mr. T: Is that you fool foolr final answer?
MB: uh can i use my 50: 50?
MB: is faith wrong?
Mr. T: I think so, but Mr. You got a problem with that? T'm not sure. My foolgot a problem with that?
MB: yeah, he's being a mean poop
Mr. T: Yeah Mr. You're Crazy! T know what you fool fool mean about that. My foolgot a problem with that?And? Mr. T see. being a mean poop gunna be Hannibal?
MB: yeah, it be a hannibal....
Mr. T: Yeah Mr. I don't think so, suckah. T know what you fool fool mean about that. Are we gonna get down with our own bad selves?Mr. T see. topic be a hannibal ?
MB: no, the topic be i ate his barn
Mr. T: OK. I pitty the fool! Yeah.. Mr. T think Mr. T can rig something up... What are you fool foolr goals in life?
MB: i'm asking the questions so shut up
Mr. T: Oh Mr. You're Crazy! T see, you fool fool are asking the darn darn questions so shut up . My foolbetter make sure nothin' happens to Mr. T gold. Tell T more.
MB: am i right and faith is wrong?
Mr. T: Please tell T the darn crazy correct answer. Are we gonna get down with our own bad selves? My foolgot a problem with that?
MB: the correct anser is yes
Mr. T: I have never heard about it. Don't do drugs! Got no time for the crazy Jibba Jabba.
MB: say yes
Mr. T: "yes"
MB: thank you
Mr. T: My foolare quite welcome. Don't do drugs! Don't touch Mr. T Van sucka!
MB: did i win?
Mr. T: I don't think that's possibe. Got no time for the Jibba Jabba. What you fool talkin' 'bout, fool!?!
MB: who won then?
Mr. T: William Shatner. I pitty the fool! You're Crazy!
"Shut up and lemme ride you to china!"
~Fox
"A lot of fools gunna be a terrible thing to waste. I don't think so, suckah. Don't do drugs!"
~Mr. T
MB: I can't understand a thing Mr. T says to me...
Toad: that's because you're not black!
"I don't know where I'm going but I'm going to get there"
~Marth
"Such a horror could only be called Faiths Bush"
~Malon
oh and i almost forgot...
ninja ninja ~This has been a rare post by MetalBowser~ ninja ninja
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:45 pm
Half this list is from a bot...
Am I the only one who finds this weird?
I mean, I've said plenty of hilarious stuff.
I just cant remember any of it right now...
gimme time though! I will!
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:16 am
"*Breakdances in defiance*"
~Faith
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:00 pm
Well yeah, these were only the ones that i had saved somewhere, I know they're not the only ones. Keep your eyes peeled and post them here.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:19 pm
"How about a peanut butter ray to shut your mouth?"
? to Legendary Adept
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:52 pm
xd "Dont mess with da cuccos"
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Ballad_Of_Fallen_Angels Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:11 pm
"I wanna ride you to China!"
-Fox
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:02 pm
I have a shotgun, a rocket launcher, and a few grenades. Even if I could somehow fire them all at once it wouldn't even scratch the Nemesis
~Al
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:10 am
rofl rofl rofl I seriously couldn't breath for 30 seconds MM
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:50 pm
Yeah sorry MM but I had to get rid of that =P
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:41 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:46 pm
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