Bruce Campbell does not talk. EVER. He lets his boomstick do the talking for him.
Bruce Campbell's milkshake brings the whole damn world to his yard
Bruce Campbell is the only man in the world with a double-barreled p***s.
The reason there are still Elvis sightings is because he was Bruce Campbell all along.
Bruce Campbell's little black book is larger than the Necronomicon, and has taken twice as many souls.
The only thing holding Bruce Campbell back from inseminating every woman on the planet simultaneously is the fact that he's too busy kicking undead a**. But he could, if he sat down for a break.
Bruce Campbell created God, God created man, man worshiped Bruce.
Bruce Campbell is no ones "little monkey"
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