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*waves blue number one foam finger again*

WHOOHOOO!

Go Blue!

green of course come on hes trained by Chuck Norris

*nice guy pose*

Go Green!
*puts on green jester hat*
Yewhew!

I apologize for the delay. I had absolutely no idea how to end this fight... Until a little while ago. Without further ado, I present:

The UMFL Battle Royale: Championship of the World!

The crowd was still being ushered into their seats as the group of GREEN shinobi entered the stadium. “I call the aisle seat!” Lee-chan anxiously shouted. Kitkat spoke as Lee’s body faded into the background, “It’s nice to go out as a group for a change. Speaking of the group, it looks like SirHiss and War Monger are getting a head start with their food.” MG-chan turned around to find the two of them in line at a sno cone vendor. Her eyes widened, “Not before me they don’t!” She was halfway to the growing line before anybody could get a word in.

Everyone had caught up to Lee-chan after several minutes. War Monger was about to take his seat when Avitty appeared and sat down, saying, “Sorry Squishy, too slow.” The lights were beginning to dim as the remainder of the squad settled in. Sei tapped SH and MG-chan on the shoulder, “So who did you bet on?” MG-chan turned around, “The Blue Moose! Grit is a better quality than strength.” SirHiss closed his eyes as he answered, “Aye, but the Power of Love is unmatched in this world, or any other.” Kitkat interrupted, “Grit and the Power of Love won’t play a factor if they get knocked out cold!” The debate was halted by a booming voice, “Welcome to the UMFL Battle Royale championships! We ask that all members of the audience return to your seats. We will begin the match shortly.” “This is going to be amazing,” War Monger began, “I hope my shillings were well-placed.”

The resonating voice continued after a few more minutes, “Thank you for attending the 26th annual battle royale championships, brought to you by the UMFL. If there’s a woodland animal in need of training, you know who to come to.” Sei quickly whispered to SirHiss, “I think we know what to do with WM.” The announcer continued before SirHiss’ laughter could be heard, “We now bring you, and the millions of viewers at home, our competitors!” A round of cheers and applause echoed through the arena. A hush fell over the crowd almost as quickly as the shouting. “If everyone will turn their attention to the green corner. Out comes a moose who needs no introduction. The only fact more amazing than his record of 34-0-0 is that all of his bouts have ended in a knockout. Look for pure power from this one! Here he is, the Green Moose!”

The individual alliances of the GREEN Guild were beginning to show. Sei and Kitkat joined the cheering Green Moose fans while everyone else booed or remained silent. A Blue Moose fan could be seen falling off a balcony in the distance, evidently thrown from the ledge by Green Moosers. SirHiss acted before anyone could shout, using the flash step to catch the girl in midair and bring her to their seating section. He sat the stunned woman down next to War Monger, who turned and smiled, “Hey. How you doin’?” Sei and MG-chan smacked him simultaneously on the head, “Bad WM! Bad!” He quickly turned away to pay attention to the ring, which now had another approaching contender.

“It is my pleasure to introduce you to the second competitor. He has just returned from three years of isolation in the heart of the Orient. Honing his ability has obviously proved useful! The iron will of the UMFL has entered the ring, the Blue Moose!” MG-chan and the group’s female companion rose to cheer. It was getting incredibly loud in the GREEN section of the arena, forcing many to cover their ears until the noise subsided. Before the announcer could say anything else a bright red flash flew around the ring. The faint sound of Barry White passed through War Monger and SirHiss’ ears, and they immediately looked alert. It faded as the winding light came to a halt, revealing another moose in the third corner. The announcer was startled, but continued after a few seconds, “Our last contestant is a fighter with unknown abilities. He enters this ring with a record of 0-0-0, untried on the official circuit. But don’t let that fool you! He’ll give these moose a run for their money. Standing opposite the other two, I present to you... The Red Moose!”

The crowd remained silent for a moment or two, until a lone fan stood up and shouted, “Fight for your life, Blue!” This brought the fervent energy back to the arena, resulting in a frenzy of praise and insults that almost drowned out the announcer. He spoke once the group settled down, “And with that... LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!” An eruption of noise drowned out the tail end of the phrase just as the bell sounded. The battle royale of the century was now underway.

The roars and coaxing of the crowd didn’t move the moose. Each remained stoic in their respective corners, sizing up the competition to avoid making a potential grievous error that could cost them the match early. The tension finally reached it’s climax after a minute of circling the ring. The Green Moose, obviously sick of the early peace, charged his blue foe without a moment’s notice. Just avoiding the powerful swing of the massive fist, the Blue Moose leapt backward just as quickly and landed a couple of jabs on his opponent. They began exchanging merciless blows, ducking and evading as necessary. The Red Moose stood to the side through all of this, completely untouched.

The Green and Blue fans were as aggressive as the fighters. The G.R.E.E.N. squad would have made note of the brawls scattered throughout the arena... were they not screaming as loud as they could for their favorite fighters. Kitkat and Sei screamed simultaneously, “Go GREEN!” MG-chan and her unnamed comrade were shouting just as loudly for the Blue Moose. War Monger broke the recent silence on his part and whispered to SirHiss, “There’s something wrong here...” The Harukage nodded and said, “Aye Squishy.

A loud thwack interrupted their thoughts. The Blue Moose landed halfway across the arena, blood pouring down his mouth. The Red Moose had finally gotten into the action. He staggered to his feet, stunned at the surprise assault, and retaliated in similar fashion. Punch after punch landed on the Red Moose as the Blue competitor wailed away at him, using his great speed to deal a plethora of well-placed jabs. The Red Moose was pushed back against the ropes in a matter of seconds. This didn’t last long as the Green Moose hurled his body against the Blue Moose, knocking him down again. Another thunderous blow echoed through the arena as the Green Moose took a spill, leaving Red as the only standing opponent.

The fight suddenly took an unexpected turn. The two befallen competitors nodded in understanding at what had to take place. The rose simultaneously and charged their Red foe. The stadium erupted in cheers as they rained attacks down upon him, knocking him back into a corner. War Monger was on the edge of his seat when he said, “His response here will tell us all we need to know.” Stuck in one part of the ring, the Red Moose defended until he saw an opening in their assault. He pushed off the turnbuckle and slid across the floor of the ring. Springing to his feet he turned the tables on both other moose at once, keeping them on the defensive with a strong string of blows.

The Green Moose ducked one of the punches and grabbed onto the Red Moose’s left arm. The Blue Moose did the same to the right, and they took their opponent down to the mat. The grappling contest seemed to have the Red Moose up the creek without a paddle; He was pinned down completely. The Green and Blue fighters kneeled down onto his arms and used the full weight of their bodies to pound into the Red Moose’s chest. Thud after sickening thud met the ears of the thousands of members in the audience. It was then that everyone noticed something out of the ordinary.

The Red Moose was smiling.

A red aura slowly encompassed the Red Moose’s form, glowing brighter with every second. It wasn’t long before it took the combined might of both moose to keep him held down... And even that wasn’t enough. A hideous scowl crossed his face as he howled, hurling both opponents into the air with absolute ease. Lee-chan pointed out that the Purple Moose standing on the balcony was freshening her voice for the upcoming grand finale. MG-chan laughed, “I guess it’s not over until the fat moose sings.” The action back in the ring was far more interesting. The Red moose was getting angrier by the minute, inflicting more pain with each attack than he had before. Whatever force had previously restrained him was now weakening, and it was taking a serious toll on the battle. Every blow had a residual effect that was felt by the audience. Chairs were beginning to shake, light stands were wobbling back and forth, even the ring itself was vibrating under the strain of the fight. It wouldn’t be long before it got out of control.

The last ditch efforts of the Green and Blue Moose were thwarted by their Red foe as they were thrown from the ring. Everyone in the arena was scrambling for the exits to avoid the temper of the Red Moose, who was now fighting people in the stands. “This is getting out of hand...” MG-chan pointed out, ducking another incoming chair. All of the GREEN shinobi turned to SirHiss. The Red Moose was on the far side of the arena, wreaking havoc on the fans that were unfortunate enough to get in his way. SirHiss was entranced with this animal and had no idea why. He suddenly shouted to War Monger, “Get everyone in GREEN together and make a shield of the Power of Love, quickly!” WM looked stunned for a moment, but didn’t question the decision. Everyone was in his immediate vicinity within a few seconds. A few quick hand seals later the Power of Love had formed a protective circle around GREEN, leaving SirHiss on the outside. He spoke again, “Do not let that shield down under any circumstances. Got it?” WM nodded, keeping his hands in the final seal position. SirHiss walked off towards the Red Moose in the usual dramatic fashion.

The Red Moose’s fury hadn’t ceased; He was still searching for people to vent his anger towards. He was about to strike down another innocent member of the fleeing crowd until his arm was caught in midair. The Red Moose turned to find SirHiss holding him back, “Out of curiosity, were you planning on stopping anytime soon?” The Red Moose swung his free arm and grazed SirHiss across the chest. The faint sound of Linkin Park passed through SirHiss’ ears. SH jumped back and commented, “Hmm. You’re fast.”

The Red Moose grunted and charged again as GREEN looked on from a distance. Kitkat and Mitsune tried to remain patient. It wasn’t easy watching their Harukage go into battle alone. Lee-chan became anxious and said, “That’s it, I’m going to help!” She stepped towards the Power of Love shield. MG-chan stopped her, “I... wouldn’t recommend that.” Sei picked up a bag of popcorn and tossed it at the shield. The food was instantly ignited by brilliant white flames, and then incinerated in similarly spectacular fashion. Lee-chan’s eyes widened as MG-chan spoke again, “Yeah, that’s why.”

SirHiss and the Red Moose were busy exchanging blows on the upper balcony. “I sensed that something was awry the moment you entered the ring,” SirHiss began, avoiding the large fists swinging at him, “It wasn’t until now that I figured out what it was.” SH ducked a jab and called out, “Hyourou no Jutsu - Ice Prison Technique!” He was done with the hand seals by the time the Red Moose knew what was happening. An enormous amount of ice shot out of the ground and rendered the Red Moose immobile. SirHiss continued his previous comment, “...This was not the Power of Love that we fought today.”

He walked back to the GREEN squad, still inside the Power of Love shield. RLFG quickly asked the Harukage, “How did you use an ice technique here?” SirHiss scratched his head and said, “Well... I had to use the machine that makes sno cones.” MG-chan’s jaw dropped, “How... How could you?” SirHiss chose not to respond. War Monger said, “I hate to be a bother... But can I put the shield down yet?” SirHiss took a glance at his sister, who seemed to stare a hole right through him. He replied, “It’s not safe yet.” Lee-chan piped up, “But the Red Moose is trapped!” War Monger looked around before saying, “True, but MG-chan isn’t.” Their gathering was interrupted by a thunderous explosion. SirHiss turned to find his opponent out of the ice. He sighed and said, “I guess it’s time to get serious.”

The Red Moose charged again. An almost inaudible music passed through everyone’s ears. Sei asked, “Is that... Linkin Park?” War Monger shuddered, “I’m afraid so.” MG-chan called out, “Wait! That means that the Red Moose isn’t ready for the Power of Love...” War Monger nodded solemnly, “Aye. He is an associate of the Power of Angst.” SirHiss stood ready with his hand on Winter Moon. “You are not ready for the Power of Love... I must bring swift death to evil. Amen.” As the Red Moose drew nearer SirHiss muttered, “Absolute Virtue.” White flames poured forth from the blade worthy of the Power of Love, enhancing the power of the slash that was sent across the neck of the angsty animal. A trail of Barry White drowned out the remnants of Linkin Park. The attack was over instantly, giving the events of the day a clean, quick end.