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 Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:05 am
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean.
Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know
what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.
Moses's Answer:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Douglas Adams's Answer:
Forty-two.
Neil Armstrong's Answer:
To go where no chicken has gone before.
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters' Answer:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the road.
Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
and finally...
Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:06 am
I got these from http://www.chickenjoke.com . Of course, I didn't post all of them. I only posted the ones I thought were the funniest. xd Teehee... So...If you got anything to contribute to this, say it. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:46 pm
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? surprised
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:53 pm
I don't know half of those people! xd
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:57 pm
Melody Clark I don't know half of those people! xd Really? O_o
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:08 pm
Melody Clark I don't know half of those people! xd hmm... thats wierd...
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:19 pm
List the people you don't know.
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:34 pm
Gandhi
Douglas Adams
Barbara Walters
Jerry Seinfield
Colonel Sanders
xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:50 pm
i only dont know
Douglas Adams
Barbara Walters
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:15 pm
Xx TokyoFox xX i only dont know Douglas Adams Barbara Walters I don't know Douglas Adams either. I just thought his answer was funny xd Barbara Walters is a talk show host, I believe. As for Meldy, you don't know Gandhi? You know, the Indian skinny guy who believes in peace and not violence? Jerry Seinfield is from that show Seinfield. Colonel Sanders was the founder of KFC.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:35 pm
Retarded Mango Xx TokyoFox xX i only dont know Douglas Adams Barbara Walters I don't know Douglas Adams either. I just thought his answer was funny xd Barbara Walters is a talk show host, I believe. As for Meldy, you don't know Gandhi? You know, the Indian skinny guy who believes in peace and not violence? Jerry Seinfield is from that show Seinfield. Colonel Sanders was the founder of KFC.
Gandhi
Jerry Seinfield
But I understand the KFC one now! xd blaugh
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:12 pm
Melody Clark Retarded Mango Xx TokyoFox xX i only dont know Douglas Adams Barbara Walters I don't know Douglas Adams either. I just thought his answer was funny xd Barbara Walters is a talk show host, I believe. As for Meldy, you don't know Gandhi? You know, the Indian skinny guy who believes in peace and not violence? Jerry Seinfield is from that show Seinfield. Colonel Sanders was the founder of KFC.
Gandhi
Jerry Seinfield
But I understand the KFC one now! xd blaugh I get the KFC ONE NOW!! =D
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:38 am
xd Good.
I put it last because it was my favourite whee =D
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:37 pm
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