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Alexiathegaian: 'splain me this, lucy
Alexiathegaian: how can someone believe in scientology when one of the key thoughts of it is this:
Alexiathegaian: With his Galactic Fleet consisting of millions of space planes, Xenu used an innocent ruse of "income tax inspections" and used the friendly help of pyschiatrists to lure and administer harmless injections to billions of Confederate aliens into his fleet of ships.
Alexiathegaian: SPACE PLANES
MissNightRain: rofl
Alexiathegaian: Tom cruise is a nutjob!
MissNightRain: I love him
MissNightRain: If I wasn't with Chris, I could see myself marrying someone like Tom Cruise
Alexiathegaian: Dude, he believes in ancient spaceplanes okay
MissNightRain: Whether you like him or not
MissNightRain: You have to admit
MissNightRain: He's the perfect man for me
Alexiathegaian: HE BELIEVES IN ANCIENT SPACE PLANES
MissNightRain: He knocked up a 23 year old girl
MissNightRain: XD
MissNightRain: And basically took her prisoner
Alexiathegaian: so, all the cool kids do that.
Alexiathegaian: but SPACE PLANES?
MissNightRain: I wish Chris was like....28 D:
Alexiathegaian: courtney you're missing the point
MissNightRain: Space planes?
Alexiathegaian: yes!
MissNightRain: I don't care. I'd still ******** him to next week.
MissNightRain: ;D
Alexiathegaian: well, granted, he's still hot
Alexiathegaian: but christ on a stick
MissNightRain: Personalitywise too
MissNightRain: Space planes
MissNightRain: You know who probably piloted them?
Alexiathegaian: dinosaurs
MissNightRain: Cowboy astronauts.
MissNightRain: Stupid. D:<
Alexiathegaian: LOL
MissNightRain: How would a dinosaur fit into a space plane?
MissNightRain: WTF are you thinking?
Alexiathegaian: LMAO
MissNightRain: Its sad
MissNightRain: This is the most interesting conversation I've had all day

Tom Cruise and John Travolta, obviously.

30 years of cocaine will make just about anyone believe in space planes.