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 Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:13 pm
Well, I guess you can post some random Yaoi/Yuri/Straight scenes here.
C'mon! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TOO!
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:18 pm
Senario Made by Lyurii
From: Tales of Symphonia
Contains: Yaoi, yuri, Genis/Presea, Collet/Lloyd Lyurii Lloyd and Kratos? That's just wrong. SAMPLE SCENARIO IN WHITE, DUE TO A SPOILER! Lloyd: Kratos...I...love you...
Kratos: Of course you do, you're my son. ((the only spoiler...))
Lloyd: No...not like that. I have true feelings for you...
Kratos: Huh? I thought you loved Zelos, you sleep with him enough.
Lloyd: ZELOS KEEPS RAPING ME!!!!!
Kratos: Lucky.
Lloyd: You're gay too?!
Kratos: So it would seem.
Lloyd: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Kratos:...I...I love you too...
Lloyd: ^^Yay!
Lyurii and Kurai: Is there going to be a Yaoi moment?! Can we watch?
Lloyd and Kratos: What the Hell...?
Lyurii: fine....I'll leave and watch through the roof
Kurai: Great idea! I'll leave too! To the roof!
Lloyd and Kratos: *Yaoi*Lyurii Okay~! I'll write one right now~! Just a scene. Sequel to previous. Setting: Flanoir
Lloyd: Wow. Look at all the snow!
Zelos: So? What's so special about it? It's just snow.
Lloyd: Yeah! But it's so fluffy and cold!
Zelos: Yeah, it IS mighty cold out here~! *huggles Lloyd*
Lloyd: Keh?
Zelos: You know Lloyd, I've been meaning to tell you something, for a while now....
Lloyd: What is it?
Zelos: I-I know I rape you constantly, but, I've realized that I actually have true feelings for you...
Lloyd: I'm sorry Zelos, but I love Kratos.
Zelos: How could you?! He's your father!
Lloyd: Yeah, but... Kratos and I are lovers! We F*cked eachother last night!
Zelos: Forget that crusty old man. You, and me, tonight. *grabs Lloyd's a***
Lloyd: Yeah, forget that crusty old man.
Zelos: To the inn!
Lyurii: Is there gonna be another Yaoi moment?
Kurai: Can I watch?!
Lyurii: Of course!
Kurai: To the roof?
Lyurii: Yup.
Zelos: Oh Lloyd~ I love you soooo much~!
Lloyd: Likewise Zelos~!
Lloyd and Zelos: *yaoi*
Kurai and Lyurii: eek blaugh Holy @#$%! This is better than last time! Lyurii Okay, here's number three~!
Setting: Flanoir again
Lloyd: *wakes up next to Zelos* Mmmm? Zelos? What were we doing last night?
Zelos: Huh? *sleepily* Having hot gay sex... what else?
Lloyd: Well, you're much better than Kratos.
Zelos: I know~!
Kratos: Oh Lloyd! Where Aaaaaare you? *barges in* Huh? Lloyd? Zelos? Did you cheat on me Lloyd?
Lloyd: Yeah! Zelos is more of a man than you'll ever be!
Zelos: He's mine! Get your own F*ckbunny!
Kratos: He was MINE first!
Genis: *walks in with Presea, both of them are half dressed* What's with all of the Racket?! Can't you see we're TRYING to ha- Huh?! Lloyd?! Kratos?! Zelos?!
Lloyd: How old are you again Genis? Thirteen?
Kratos: *locks Lloyd, Genis, and Presea outside of the room*
Zelos: I knew you'd come back to me~
Kratos: I'm glad I got him off our case~ Now, where did we leave off last time?
Zelos: Right-about-here. *More Yaoi*
Lloyd: Damn, locked out. *looks at Genis*
Genis: Don't EVEN think about it. Come on Presea, Let's continue~!
Presea: Understood. Let us continue the research.
Genis: Oh, you're so cute when you talk that way~! *puts hand up Presea's dress, which is half off.* ((naughty kids~))
Lloyd: Damnit, there's noone left. *Regal walks by* Never mind~ Oh Regal! Lyurii Okay, Here is number four!
Lloyd: So Regal, Whatcha doing tonight~?
Colette: Huh?! Lloyd, are you hitting on Regal?! I thought we were going drinking tonight, followed by some hawt sex! You b*****d!
Lloyd: But Colette, you know as well as I do that i'm Gay.
Colette: But- It was fun F*cking you...*pout*
Lloyd: *gropes Colette's a*** Happy?
Colette: I want a lot more than that tonight. Consider it an apology.
*noises come from Genis's room*
Genis: Yessss! Oh yess!
Presea: If you would please increase velocity.
Genis: If you insist~!
Everyone else: eek
Sheena: Huh? What the Hell are those crazy kids doing?!
Everyone else: F*cking.
Sheena: eek Well, anyways, Colette, would you like to go drinking tonight~?
Colette: Of course! (take THAT Lloyd!)
Sheena: Let's go~!
Lloyd: Regal?
Regal: I am too old for you.
Lloyd: That never stopped me before.
Regal: Do you really mean it?
Lloyd: Yes.
Regal and Lloyd: *book a room, Yaoi*
Colette: *hic* Another round o'er here! *hic*
Sheena: A toast! *hic* TO ALCHOHOL!
Colette: TO ALCHOHOL! *hic*
Sheena: Hey Colette, Howzabouta You an' meh? *hic*
Colette: *hic* Sounds Hawt~!
Sheena: Okehz! To Zeh Mooooooon! *hic*
Colette: Aight! To zeh Innnnnnnn!
Colette and Sheena: *drunk Yuri*
Lyurii Number....I lost count...
Colette: Owww... my head... why does it hurt so bad?! Why am I in the nude- Sheena?!
Sheena: Colette?! What the hell?! Why are we- WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!
Colette: I just remember alchohol. Lots and lots of alchohol...
Sheena: Oh yeah. We were drinking.
Colette: Then-What-and-huh?!
Lloyd: Good morning Regal~!
Regal: Good morning Lloyd.
Zelos: Good morning my very masculine hunny~!
Kratos: Owww.... my a**....
Zelos: And to think Lloyd said you sucked at F*cking....
Kratos: It's all okay, You and I will always be togeth-
Yuan: *crashes through the window* Kratos! How could you. I thought we were soulmates!
Kratos: ...
Yuan: Well?!
Zelos: Hey! Yuan! Don't steal my lover!
Yuan: But Kratos and I were lovers!
Zelos: Yeah, WERE!
Kratos: It's true Zelos, you are an awesome F*cker, but, Yuan and I are married.
Zelos: Married?!
Kratos: Yes. Married.
Yuan: Now, shall we go home~?
Kratos: Yes.*angel teleports*
Yuan: Meow~////.*angel teleports*
Kratos: Hunny, we're home, at last.
Yuan: It's been so long since we've been together~
Kratos: Let's celebrate~
Kratos and Yuan: Mmmmmmhmmmmhmmm~*yaoi moment*
Colette: So we were...
Sheena: What the ********: I Am Pronyma! I am the leader of the F-
Sheena: uckers?
Pronyma: No,
Sheena: Too bad, because you seem Hawt~
Pronyma: Really? (////)Because, you're really hot too~
Colette: WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Sheena: Ironing board. I remembered. You weren't very fun.
Colette: ******** YOU b***h!!
Sheena: you already did!
Pronyma: Well, well, well Sheena~ I'm starting to fall in Love~
Sheena: Likewise~ *Pronyma angelpoofs them away to some disclosed location*
Pronyma: Oh Sheena~ heart
Sheena: A little harder- whee
Colette: What the ******** just happened?
Genis: *pant, pant, pant*
Presea: Genis, I had no idea you could do that.
Genis: Well, me niether, Presea. You're not only cute, but you ******** like a tiger~ Meow~
Lyurii Okay, fine. I couldn't wait. Presenting: Episode 6!!!!
Yggdrassil: BRING ME MY COFFEE!!!!! Pronyma? *finds Pronyma* eek PRONYMA?! I didn't know you were lesbian!
Pronyma: And now you do.
Yggdrassil: Gawd, I need love.....*angelpoofs*
Regal: *sees Yggdrassil* ?!
Lloyd: Oooh La La~ Two hot men~
Yggdrassil: Oh God, what have I gotten myself into...?
Lloyd: Don't worry, It won't hurt, well, maybe your a** will be a bit sore, but we can deal~
Regal: Huh?! I see, a Threesome.
Yggdrassil: Bring it on~ *threesome*
Colette: I got dumped...... Is there no sex for me in the world?!
Presea: ...Genis....I'm just not feeling it, you know? I'm sorry, but when I- when we did eachother earlier, it just didn't seem right you know? I'm sorry I didn't tell you before, but i'm lesbian...
Genis: Noooooooooooooo!
Presea: I'm sorry, but...I love your sister....
Genis: *Re-Ject-Ed!* ...
Presea: Raine, I have something to tell you.
Raine: Yes Presea?
Presea: I...I love you...
Raine: eek @$#%&*?! Really?! Oh Presea, I love you too, I was just hesitant because you were constantly F*cking my brother!
Presea: True, but it didn't feel natural...
Raine: Presea....I don't know how to react...
Presea: You don't have to~...*kisses Raine*
Raine: eek redface *Yuri*
Genis: I swear, am I the ONLY STRAIGHT CHARACTER?!
Colette: Duh, of course Genis, I'm Lesbian. But noone loves me...
Genis: Good for you! *goes off and changes into Katz costume* Well, I have a date with the IB Katz~! Later Colette!
Colette: I hope it's spayed...
Genis: Hello IB Katz, looking lovely tonight~
IB Katz: Lookin' good yourself....Can we talk?
Genis: Sure,I have all the time in the world~!
IB Katz: To be honest, Wait, let's go to an inn first. *goes to an inn, and books a room* I'm not a Katz...I'm Chocolat. Genis- I know it's you, and I've loved you for a long time, I was just...I dunno...Shy...
Genis: You didn't have to hide it Chocolat, You're cute~
Chocolat: Really? Oh Genis~ *rapes Genis*
Genis: Aaaah! I'm being Raped! Oooooh~ I kinda like this~
Colette: I'm still unloved...........I'm going Emo! *changes into all black, and cuts herself*
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:03 pm
That's enough fanfic for today, I need to save some ideas for tomorrow~!
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:28 pm
I really need to make up my own...
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:42 pm
It's highly addictive eek ! Number seven is Up! It's the Only semi-lit one so far... *not sure if appropriate for Gaia*
COMMENTS ARE APPRECIATED!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:15 am
NEXT CHAPTER!:
I'm sorry, I didn't think this episode was appropriate for the Forums, so I just put it in a journal. Preseeeentiiiiing... The first ever, LITERATE FANFIC written by Lyurii! Wheee~!
Lloyd, Yggdrassil, and Regal all walk out of the inn. Colette sees them walk by, she sees just how happy they are, and a tear rolls down her face, running her Emo mascara. Shocked that she is actually crying, she pulls a small pocket knife from the pocket in her black Emo leather pants, and drives it across her wrist, drawing a large amount of blood. She doesn't flinch, she doesn't even wince, as the crimson blood trickles down her wrist and onto the floor. Colette, bleeding, walks into a dark alley, and just sits there, like Emo Colette. Meanwhile, Raine is hovering above Presea, her Orange overcoat removed, and her shirt completely unbuttoned. Blushing, she lays next to the severely underdressed Presea, and brushes her fingertips along Presea's small body.
"Presea, I love you so much~" Raine says, continuously stroking Presea.
"Raine...You are my only one. The only sensible person i've ever met..." Presea says quietly, in her normal taciturn tone. She runs her fingers along Raine's neck, and gently removes her shirt. Genis, still slightly fazed after being raped by Chocolat, wanders around aimlessly, slightly frightened about being raped by Chocolat again. Slightly dodgy, he darts his head side to side. The coast is clear. He lets out a sigh of relief, closing his eyes and looking downward. Not paying attention to where he is going, he crashes into someone.
"Gah! Chocolat! Please don't rape me! My a** is still in pain from last time!" Genis pleads, soon after realizing it's Seles.
"Oh, it's just you, Seles." He says, relieved.
"Genis? What happened? Why did you flip out that way?" She asks, in a worried tone.
"It's okay Seles. Chocolate raped me..." He moans.
"Chocolat raped you?! That b***h!"
"It's okay Seles, you don't have to worry..."
"But she freaking RAPED you!"
"Everything is okay now that you're here..."
"Huh?!" Seles says, with a heavy blush upon her face. She slowly moves her face closer to his, and Genis pulls her forward, enveloping them in a long and passionate kiss~... Seles greedily forces her tongue through his closed lips, and Genis just plays along, roughly whiping his tongue around hers. Seles slowly breaks the kiss, quietly saying to him, "I've never felt this way about anyone before...I've never even considered it, but, we could be a hot couple...I really liked that kiss~". Genis, being his bratty, and now perverted self simply says, "We CAN be a hot couple!! And if you liked that kiss, I can do a lot more than just that~ but, we'll have to find some place private, like a run down building, or an inn~"
"Hey, wait...are you talking about sex?" Seles asks.
"Of course~"
"Oh My... I don't know how..."
"I can teach you if you'd like!"
"May the lessons begin, Genis-sensei~" She says flirtatiously, dragging him into a nearby rundown building, removing her hat, gloves, and begining to remove her shirt, when Genis asks, "Seles, would you like some assistance?"
"Oh yes. Assistance would be nice!" She says, walking over to Genis, and standing in front of him, taking his hands and placing them over a button on the front of her shirt. "I can't get this one undone..." she says.
"Oh, this button? Piece of cake." Genis says, walking in fron of Seles and kneeling down, unbuttoning her shirt, swiftly. He then places his head upon her breasts. Seles pries Genis away from her chest, helping him remove his shirt. Okeydoke, While Genis and Seles are off having some fun, Sheena and Pronyma are off in happytown... ... Colette, Emo Colette that is, envious of the happiness of her friends, becomes a serial killer, murdering all of the minor characters they knew, Koton, Chocolat, Lyla, Aifried, every single minor character in the game. ((to be continued later!))
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:01 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:51 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:35 am
Collette sighed, as she smeared the blood off of her chakrams..."I'm still not satisfied...I require more blood..." She chuckled with a sinister smile. Lloyd, Regal and Yggdrassil were having their fun, when suddenly, Collette comes out of nowhere, and places her hand over Lloyd's mouth, dragging him off to the inn. "You b*****d...You'll ******** off with a bunch of old men-but not me?!" She cries, tying him up to a bed. "You've toyed with my emotions long enough..." She says cynically. "Collette-I...I'm sor-" He begins to say, his apology interrupted by Colette. "Sorry's not gonna cut it! I've had it with you! Now-You're gonna pay..." She said, locking the door, and untying Lloyd. "Lloyd-remove your clothing." She said. "Wha?" He replied, confused.
"I said, REMOVE YOUR CLOTHING!!!" she responded.
"But-"
"Did I ASK for an excuse?!"
"What the Hell Colette!? What has gotten into you?!"
"So many years of suffering...I kept it all bottled up. Until now."
"I...I'm sorry..."
"Just take off your clothes already..." Collete said, using her Chakrams to slice his clothing off. "That's better..." She said, tying him back up, and laying on top of him. "My dear, dear Lloyd...It's a shame you had to be such a b*****d and refuse to do this before~...We could've ******** eachother to our heart's content~..." She whispered into his ear, getting off of the terribly shocked looking Lloyd. She then removed her clothing as well, and laid back on top of him. "Lloyd~ I'll untie you. Under two conditions~..." She says, then sitting on top of him. "Wh-what are those conditions?" He asked, slightly frightened. "Oh, i'm glad you asked~ One, you never have sex with another man again, and two, you devote all of your love to me..." She said, kissing him gently.
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:00 pm
NOooo!! Lloyd!! gonk Emo's are evil dont do it!!....literally!! gonk
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:28 pm
Hey, that's funny and good ^_^ usually, I'm not into Yaoi/Yuri, but that's...both funny and good. btw, were there two different writers? sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:32 pm
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