You can do it from here!!! Here's some I did with it:SEE BOTTOM!
CopernicusFour hundred years ago people knew little about our
purple universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire guy and that the sun and all of the
idiots revolved around it. But then a/an
turkish named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the PS2 disk
341324.4251432513452 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was spangerdoogen, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first evil
telescopes, which was invented by Rena.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
ramen stuck on each end of a/an pie.
In 1600 an Italian baker named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's green theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was hatefully arrested. After
attacking for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to eat.
Father Goose RhymesOld Mother Hubbard went to the tea
To get her dead finger a bone.
When she got there, the phone was supercalifragilistic
And so her wonderful dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the Final Fantasy
to fetch a/an Box-O-Doom of water.
Jack fell down and broke his rope,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her dope.
And when she was red, she was very, very blue,
And when she was bad, she was angry.
There was a greedy woman
who poked in a shoe.
She had so many pies
She didn't know what to do.
Amusement ParksAn amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
meat. When you get there, you can rent a
dairy and go for a swim. And there are lots of
ultraviolet things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an pencil with mustard, relish, and keys
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of numbers with a
nice four-hundred-and-fourty-fifth slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold Milkshake. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your eye.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
hands, that you drive and run into other dollars,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big money
and try to grab the gold word as you ride past.
EDITI found out that those three are the only ones that site offers!
this one has much more variety!SAMPLE:His Cheeseburger (VeggieTales)He said to her I`d like a cheeseburger
And I might like a werewolf as well
She said to him, "I can`t give you either"
And he said, "Isn`t this Nasty Burger?"
She said, "Yes it is, but we`re closed now,
But we open tomorrow at 123.4567890."
He said, "I am happily hungry.",
But I guess I can wait until then."
Cuz you`re his cheeseburger
His dead cheeseburger
He`ll wait for you. ZOMG!!!!
He`ll wait for you.
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His limited cheeseburger
He`ll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny`s
pie and brains for half price!
How he couldn`t resist such an offer?
He really needed something to poke.
Cheeseburger, please do not get evil
He`ll eat and be back here for lunch!
Cuz you`re his good cheeseburger
His stupid cheeseburger
Be back for you. j00 5uX0RzZZ!!!1one!1!!
He`ll be back for you.
Won`t be so long, cheeseburger
Oh, lovely cheeseburger
Be back for you
Oh, he`ll be back for you.
Cuz he loves you cheeseburger with all his zombie
And there`s nothin` gonna tear you two apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of vampire,
He would get down on his ears and noses
To see if someone intelligently dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that red cheese off just for you!
You are his cheese ... burrrr ... grrrrr!