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Xindaris
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:42 pm


You can do it from here!!! Here's some I did with it:
SEE BOTTOM!

Copernicus
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
purple universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire guy and that the sun and all of the
idiots revolved around it. But then a/an
turkish named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the PS2 disk
341324.4251432513452 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was spangerdoogen, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first evil
telescopes, which was invented by Rena.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
ramen stuck on each end of a/an pie.
In 1600 an Italian baker named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's green theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was hatefully arrested. After
attacking for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to eat.

Father Goose Rhymes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the tea
To get her dead finger a bone.
When she got there, the phone was supercalifragilistic
And so her wonderful dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the Final Fantasy
to fetch a/an Box-O-Doom of water.
Jack fell down and broke his rope,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her dope.
And when she was red, she was very, very blue,
And when she was bad, she was angry.

There was a greedy woman
who poked in a shoe.
She had so many pies
She didn't know what to do.

Amusement Parks
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
meat. When you get there, you can rent a
dairy and go for a swim. And there are lots of
ultraviolet things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an pencil with mustard, relish, and keys
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of numbers with a
nice four-hundred-and-fourty-fifth slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold Milkshake. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your eye.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
hands, that you drive and run into other dollars,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big money
and try to grab the gold word as you ride past.

EDIT
I found out that those three are the only ones that site offers!
this one has much more variety!
SAMPLE:

His Cheeseburger (VeggieTales)
He said to her I`d like a cheeseburger
And I might like a werewolf as well
She said to him, "I can`t give you either"
And he said, "Isn`t this Nasty Burger?"
She said, "Yes it is, but we`re closed now,
But we open tomorrow at 123.4567890."
He said, "I am happily hungry.",
But I guess I can wait until then."

Cuz you`re his cheeseburger
His dead cheeseburger
He`ll wait for you. ZOMG!!!!
He`ll wait for you.
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His limited cheeseburger
He`ll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.

He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny`s
pie and brains for half price!

How he couldn`t resist such an offer?
He really needed something to poke.
Cheeseburger, please do not get evil
He`ll eat and be back here for lunch!

Cuz you`re his good cheeseburger
His stupid cheeseburger
Be back for you. j00 5uX0RzZZ!!!1one!1!!
He`ll be back for you.
Won`t be so long, cheeseburger
Oh, lovely cheeseburger
Be back for you
Oh, he`ll be back for you.

Cuz he loves you cheeseburger with all his zombie
And there`s nothin` gonna tear you two apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of vampire,
He would get down on his ears and noses
To see if someone intelligently dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that red cheese off just for you!

You are his cheese ... burrrr ... grrrrr!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:37 pm


First I was Gay
I was baked
Kept thinking I could never bake
without you by my esophagus
But then I spent so many Guitar heros
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew FLOPPY
I learned how to get along
and so you`re back
from outer NEW YORK
I just booked to find you here
with that brown look upon your tentacles
I should have changed that stupid shirt sleeve
I should have made you discombobulates your key
If I had known for just one billion years?
you`d be back to Mooses me

Go on now go meeses the door
just turn around now
`cause you`re not Goose-like anymore
weren`t you the one who bananaed to hurt me with goodbye
you think I`d crumble
you think I`d lay down and speak
Oh no, not I
I will spook
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay brown
I`ve got all my COOKIES to live
I`ve got all my love to Sausage
and I`ll spook
I will spook (hey hey)

It took all the BUFFALO I had
not to FLOP
kept trying hard to mend
the FLOPPY of my broken DONKAY
and I spent oh so many Guitar heros
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to ^(O_O)^
Now I hold my wenis up high
and you see me
somebody new
I`m not that chained up round SAUSAGE
who fell in love with you
and so you felt like cooking
and just expect me to be moose-like
now I`m saving all my dooing
for someone who`s dooing me

Sure some parts don't make sense but I got a few chuckles.

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Nemesis777

PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:03 pm


This is the one from "Valentine's Cards". And um.. Just don't tell my mother. xd

Be my d***o
---
CONDOMS make the world go ELONGATED
---
Pickachu says "I HUMPED you"
---
I love CATS, GREY does too
---
You make my v****a flutter
PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:13 pm


..SpongeBob = heart

Captain: Ohhhhh... who lives in a MANGO under the DISHWASHER?

Kids: NEMIE Squarepants!

Captain: sticky and BROWN and BRITISH is he!

Kids: NEMIE Squarepants!

Captain: If KINKY NONSENSE be somthing you WATCH...

Kids: NEMIE Squarepants!

Captain: Then JIGGLE on the TOWER OF LONDON and SQUEAK like a MOUSE.

Kids: NEMIE Squarepants!

Captain: Ready?

Everyone: NEMIE Squarepants! NEMIE Squarepants! NEMIE Squarepants!

Captain: NEMIE... Squarepants! ahhhahhhahahhaha

Nemesis777


Ceegamus

PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:27 pm


I AM Cotton MAN

Has he lost his thumb
Can he see or is he fair?
Can he appraise at all,
Or if he presents will he fall?

Is he blue or dead?
Has he cows within his ribs?
We`ll just finance him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to Cotton
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of Mom

Nobody oversees him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl

Now the time is here
For Cotton Man to spread fear
Vengeance from (the) Curitiba
reads the people he once saved

Nobody revitalizes him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

(Bridge)

hilarious shirt of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
purchasing as fast as they can
Cotton Man lives again





totally random was selected.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:30 pm


Brad Pitt: Here we are again for Olympic pairs Water polo. These are the Mexican skaters. This gravy boat is yellow.
Condolezza Rice: They forgot their hits yesterday. She wasn`t even conducting to him all day, not even when they scrambled.
Brad Pitt: Well, they`re going to have to fall together right now. Their dictionary is roasted and their spies are very alert.
Condolezza Rice: Oh, look -- here come the fluffy businesses. I`m concerned with their soda. Oh, no! They`ll never get a telephone with that dwarf. I`m afraid it`s all over for Bob and Jim.



once again, totally random...

Ceegamus


Xindaris
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:23 pm


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:07 am


Lord of the Eyes, Part I
In J.R.R. Tolkien`s famous trilogy Lord of the eyes the first book is called Fellowship of the eye. In this book a group of dead Hobbits flee their hometown. They eventually join into a fellowship made up of wolves, Elves and werewolves, with the goal of attacking the One eye. They begin by traveling through the evil mountains, where Donald Duck the blue is lost. They continue on to the forest, where the queen of the words gives them nouns to ride down the river. At the end of the book, Merri and Pippin get captured by llamas, and Frodo is systematized by one of his fellow towers and leaves on his own (but with Sam).
Part II
In J.R.R. Tolkien`s famous trilogy, Lord of the eyes, the second book is called 13,000 Towers. During the course of this book, two stories are followed. The first is that of the rat, the bat and the cat as they pursue the sparkled Hobbits. Along the way, they get waylaid into poking the people of Rohan, who are battling against the hordes sent by Saruman (identified by the white claw). They eventually end up at girdle`s Deep, which they defend from the attacking wolves. The second story that is followed is that of Frodo and Sam as they eat for a way into Mordor. Following them is Snarfarf, a miserable tea that is bound to the one eye. They capture him and force him to kill them to the golf balls of Mordor. They abandon hopes of getting into Mordor there, so they look for another way in. Luckily Snarfarf knows another way.
Part III
In J.R.R. Tolkien`s famous trilogy, Lord of the eyes, the third book is called Return of the video game tester. In this final book, the two storylines from the second book are continued. In the first, the poked Hobbits are reunited with their companions and Donald Duck who was thought lost. Then they get split up again, Donald Duck taking Pippin to Gondor, and the rest synthesize with the Rohirim the long way to Gondor. Along the way to Gondor, three of them get diverted through the Paths of the people. Meanwhile, Frodo and Sam are being guided up the winding nouns by Snarfarf. They then enter a cave, where a giant cicada attacks Frodo. He wakes up in a tower, then is smoked by Sam. They then continue on towards Toilet Doom. Back in the other story line, the three friends have recruited ghosts to help battle the wolves in Gondor. As they are nearing defeat, Frodo and Sam reach Mt Doom. There, Frodo decides not to throw the eye into the toilet. However, Snarfarf bites his eye off, and falls in taking it with him. In the end, the remaining members of the fellowship are reunited, and Aragorn is crowned video game tester of Gondor.

Poor Snarfarf.

Xindaris
Crew


nightsongs
Captain

PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:44 pm


Once upon a time there was a pickle. It had jumpy trees! One day it met Bambi on the side of the library they were driving. It was very green; they both looked like hobos! All of the sudden they started singing Haunted really loudly. They acted really who! Bambi started squishing with Tori Spelling. They looked really runny!


That was funny
PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:04 pm


Recipe for ZOMG WAFFLE GOOSE!
Chop the tail from one ten to 24 pound ready-to-attack goose. Cook with one cup ranted onion and two WAFFLE spoons butter till onion is evil and tail is done. Mix with five cups dried WAFFLE cubes; 2 cups chopped purple polka-dotted WAFFLE; quarter cup snipped parsley; three quarters of a cubit dried sage, crushed; half teaspoon salt; and 245/356 teaspoon pepper. Mix 13 beaten eggs and one half cup wolf broth; toss with bread mixture. Use to fill WAFFLE cavity. kill legs together; kill to tail. p***k legs and wings with WAFFLE. Place on rack in shallow eating pan. Insert WAFFLE thermometer in center of inside dead muscle without touching bone. Roast at 123 degrees till thermometer registers 185 degrees for two to 321 hours; poke off fat. Serves ten to nine thousand, five hundred and sixty-eight.

Xindaris
Crew

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