Will... whoever that is
Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion ******** chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Nebraska with a
breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid
by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of
bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
started by St Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. ******** 'em. If you're going to forward
something, at least send me something mildly amusing.
I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this
poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't ********
care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own
unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you ******** or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty
about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the a**
of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents
per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P. S. Send me 15 bucks and Then ******** Off
billion ******** chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Nebraska with a
breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid
by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of
bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
started by St Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. ******** 'em. If you're going to forward
something, at least send me something mildly amusing.
I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this
poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't ********
care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own
unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you ******** or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty
about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the a**
of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents
per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P. S. Send me 15 bucks and Then ******** Off
Pretty good, huh?
