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 Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:08 am
Dear Die-ary,
Today was good. Now that I've been accepted into this guild I'm quite happy. I had an energy drink with dinner so I'm wide awake. I've been hooked on JTHM. I can't stop reading it. It's really deep. It's also very violent and funny. So far the part I like the most is the one where Nny goes to the taco place and kills everybody because the old lady said he looked wacky. Nny makes a good point in that one. It was about how easily people judge unusual looking people. I'll quote him. You better read this because it was a pain in the a** to type:
"Every time I leave my house, it's as if I've given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect!!! You flies with your unyielding little minds!!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to comment on me as if I were on display for you!!! Like I'm the way I am because I want the incessant gawking of strangers!!!"
Then Nny kills everyone with a spork. Also, I found a leaf today. I wrote a secret code on it. I bet nobody can decode it and figure out what it means. Here's the code:
I DEMA UYO A DENLCA
EW UTLIB SITH YITC NO CROK N LORL
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:52 pm
Dear Die-ary,
Raven found out I hang out here now. She was pretty upset. That's what I wanted all this time. Now I kinda feel bad about it. I never thought I'd actually make her miserable but now that I did it sucks. I don't want to murder Knil anymore. I made Raven upset. I've got no evil plans anymore. My life feels so empty without them. Maybe I'll stick a smoke bomb in a bee hive. That'll make me feel better. Sadly, I have no lighter and I haven't had any bee hives ever since Margret jumped some of my buses and got killed by Senor Lawnmower. I'm slowly going insane...clearly. I need something that'll keep me busy. Maybe I'll go to the graveyard later and see if some dead people want to be my friends. I'll dig them up so I can talk to them all day. Then I'll prove that I'm not crazy! I told ya I'd shoot but ya didn't believe me! WHY DIDN'T YA BELIEVE ME!?!? God! I need to find something to do. ******** this noise. Ima go learn how to swear in German.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:56 pm
Dear Die-ary,
I'm working on my house. If I work hard enough it'll look fairly decent. I need more money...
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:49 am
Dear Die-ary,
I'm your only friend. I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend.
Things are looking up. I haven't been a total douchebag for like a week and now I have a battle axe. That axe is poorly made but I didn't realize that when I bought it. The good thing is that it was on a super discount. I got it for 12.50 and that's probably all it's worth in the condition. I need to save up and buy those cool knives that look like poker cards. Those things kick a**! This little thing is annoying the hell outta me: cheese_whine
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:42 pm
Dear Die-ary,
I want to die and there are some people I really want to take with me.
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:24 pm
Dear Die-ary,
I have a feeling that my son will die tomorrow.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:40 am
Dear Die-ary,
We got the fire but does it mean anything?
I had a weird dream last night. I was watching tv in this mansion and blair butler was with me and after a while she just looked at me then we did it. since then all I can think of is me in that mansion having sex with the girls from G4...I can go ahead and call this a great day. ENJOY MY HAPPY! mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:57 pm
Dear Die-ary,
I am going ot get some golden pants. I have a bitchin' plan. Those crappy flowers and garbage I don't want sell really well in large numbers. I have made 300g in the past 20 minutes or so just by selling that crap. AWESOME!
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:06 pm
Dear Die-ary,
No. I don't care anymore. I am going to give Nebel what he deserves. He owes me 60 dollars. He's never going to pay me unless I teach him how the game is played in real life. All I can say is never bet large amounts of coin unless you are able to pay up. Nebel will learn that the hard way! stare evil twisted xd
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