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 Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:44 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:48 am
This tutorial is basically a gag. I'm just throwing it in here to get Opa-sama off my back long enough for me to find the OTHER tutorials. stare
Though this is submitted as a joke, this really is stuff that gets on my nerves. Follow this guide and our lives will be a lot easier. (Just ask Opa-sama...she has had many infractions... twisted )
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:51 am
1. It's okay to be smart, but don't ACT smart
2. Don't quote cheesy song lyrics in an attempt to be romantic
3. Don't stalk
4. Don't beg for tutorials or artwork like Opa-sama. I work at my own pace, which is considerably slow. lol
5. Don't spam
6. Don't be rude and obnoxious
7. Don't be ridiculously superstitious
8. Don't be emo
9. Don't ignore me when I'm talking
10. Don't poke my stomach. It's bad for the baby. (lol jk I'm not pregnant...but STILL don't poke me evil )
11. Don't ask me what I want for a present and then get me something else
12. Don't whine to me about how bad your life is
13. Don't blow cigarette smoke in my face
14. Don't take my stuff (some kid in school learned that the hard way...I bit him...)
15. Don't touch my cats without my permission (I'm very protective of my babies)
16. Don't tell me about your 'sexual frustrations'...I really...REALLY...don't want to know...lol
17. Don't get me carnations. They suck.
18. EAT THE CRUMBS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHIPS BAG!! *points accusingly at Opa-sama* lol
19. Don't call me stupid
20. Don't bring any horses around me. I almost got trampled by one and I will scream like a catholic school girl and run away.
21. Don't talk about my family
22. Don't talk bad about cops
23. Don't be 'gangsta' around me
24. At least make an ATTEMPT to spell words right
25. Don't ask me for a piece of gum. It's mine. All mine.
26. Don't leave monsters in a video game without shooting them at least once...or hitting them with a steel pipe...lol
27. Don't set down the controller of a video game without pausing (credits to Opa-sama for reminding me lol)
28. Don't say you're going to be late and then arrive early
29. Don't fix my hair or brush my bangs out of my eyes. It's there for a reason... stare lol
30. Don't compare me to chipmunks or anime characters
31. Don't call me a little girl. I'm quite aware of the fact that I act 5 years old lol
32. Don't ask me to slow dance
33. Don't ask me to slow dance more than once
34. Don't share cheesecake
35. Don't ask me for my Myspace...I don't have one...never will... scream
36. Don't ask my asl every 5 minutes
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:34 am
. . . YAY! YOU DID A TUTORIAL! heart heart
Now draw me a picture of Morel, I will Love you forever and forever, Love you with all my heart . . .
You know, life totally sucks. My life is spiralling downward into an endless pit of darkness. *huggles Siddy* Can I have some gum?
Okay, now, work on some REAL tutorials, I know if you're not working cuz I'm outside of your window, with my radio
Crap, I gotta go, I just went AFK on SH3 and now I'm getting the crap beat out of me. I can't shoot them, because I only have 923292 rounds and I'm saving up for my battle with thar red Piereemad thingay. (sps sp)
Maybe we can go to Ocean city, I'll buy you some cheesecake from that fancy restaurant heart
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:43 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:59 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:11 pm
-sigh- someone compared me to a chipmunk once as well... stare although I'm not exactly sure why........
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:24 pm
I'm sorry to hear. We should establish a club called the League of Non-Chipmunk People. emo
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:14 pm
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