As promised, here's some pictures.
Here's some idiots begging to be gored at Yellowstone. Unfortunately, no goring occured.
sad Here's Devil's Tower, which completely failed to summon any extraterrestrials
at all.
Here's Mount Rushmore. Interesting fact: No matter how much money you spend at the gift shop, they won't even
consider putting
your face up there.
And
here's the stalled Crazy Horse National Monument, which costs $28 bucks to get into, so I just took a picture from the highway instead.
blaugh