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Once Upon A wide brush plain there was a very large dragon. Every day, he ate dozens of Veggie burgers with a green hat on his head. Then one day he started to get tummy growls and fell down then suddenly a big, crimson pheonix flew to him wearing a trilby He asked if he could spare some Veggie burgers to eat with with his purple Fork and knife. Then they both looked each other down smiling eagerly. "Hey, pass that bag full of green chips flavored lime and salsa." Then Gambino walked up to them , looked at them and screamed loudly a funny phrase about blue penguins eating lime green monkey fried lobster. Dragon and Phoenix needed more guests to throw the very wild party on Friday night with mister gambino who was bringing punch and pie fresh from Vanessa's Watch for hair , said the dragon while standing on a sandy beach with purple waves crashing into the wet, lavendar sand with orange grass stuck between his Two front teeth Gather some wood, commanded Gambino, and dance for me! Dragon and Phoenix started a fire , put on music, and began to "do the Hustle." All three danced around the Maypole while singing the Y.M.C.A. song. Suddenly, a big wave as high as Commerzbank Tower roared out of the blue and crashed into the trio, throwing them into a pile. At that moment rolling thunder and lightning threatened to wash out their party out. With determination and great optimism they trudged on towards Peak'hi Mountain , where a great feast awaited them. When they got there, they saw Polynesian Hula Dancers who were wearing shining humming pendants But in actuality, they were wearing green, sparkling fairy wings that looked like a pendant with emeralds and black beads that hummed mysterious melodies. The humming meant their dancing was nearing the end. Which caused them ( Gambino, Pheonix, Dragon ) to gallop slowly without a horse and then all of a sudden A big green toothless sea monster , who spontaneously ate aged solidified wine, came out of a wine cellar as drunk as a piece of burnt limes. Unfortunately, they are nonexistent. but who cares ? The monster doesn't. So, anyways a big old tree with green leaves came alive, suddenly. Gnarled and broken, the tree cried So, They[Gamino, Pheonix, andwhoever-else-is-with-them] started a group hug! The sea monster was hugged too! The tree asked if the wanted to hug again. To which Gambino had answered, 'Well, I've never in a million years seen the likes of a tree wanting to hug! Then the tree scooped them up and gave them another big hug. The sea monster was jealous, so he hugged Phoenix. Phoenix smooch Sea Monster. Gambino struggled free so he could run away from the bizarre scene. And he did. He ran to the furthest point in the big gargatuan tropical forest. Something ate him, got sick, and spit him out. Gambino fell backwards onto a donkey. The donkey became upset adn kicked. Sore, Gambino hobbled out of the big tropical forest, and ate a fallen cracked coconut. Refreshed, Gambino surveyed his beautiful surrondings, thinkg 'This is just like home! I wish I done this sooner!' He decided to stay there forever and bring Gino. So he went and got Gino and showed him his new home which Gino thought was somewhat bare. Gino got some paint and decorations, planning to redecorate. Like possessed workers, Gino and Gambino started redecorating. Everything soon looked wonder. And they all lived in a coconut that floated on their Gambino made lake and they were very happy with each other but Gambino got mad pushing poor Gino off the coconut. Gino fell off into the river. gino's sturggling rocked Gambinos coconut to cause teh coconut to roll over and Gambino fell to the depths of the well. When he got back on land, he felt slighty woozy and disorientated. To make Gambino worse, Gino kicked the coconut afar. Gambino tried to catch the coconut but that was a failed attempt. Resigned to fate, Gambino turned to a stick to have a conversation. Shocked, Gino gasped. "What?" asked Gambino. "Why are you shocked? I do this at times when in need of some consuling."
"But Dad!" Gino cried "Why? why?"
"Son, it's like I am crazy!"
"What?" questioned Gino.
"Um, I'm crazy.."
Gino stared disbelievingly. "B..b..but.." stuttered Gino.
"Chioll, my boy, lets bake a pie and eat."
Numbly, Gino agreed. Gino likes pie. They baked all sorts of pie. Soon they had a billion pies! They started eating until Phoenix, Dragon, and a tree came crashin in.
"HEY!" Yeleed Gambino. "You're not suposed to do that!"
"What's wrong with it? Perhaps I'll do it again!" Cried the trio.
Not sure of what to do, Pheonix and tree set off again to find food. Alone with teh dragon, Gino and gambino stopped and looked to see waht they could do with the item they had onhand. Which was a big giant stick that was covered with velvet moss. They ate the moss and got sick. Laying down, they got terribe stomachaches. After a while, they felt better. In the lake that was wet, they all went 'Sploosh sploosh sploosh!' ducks above watched cuiriously thinking they might fly down to them. So they did. However, they did not take care and became entangled with their wings. They came crashing and splashing down ontop of Gino and Gambino. bobarded, they swam back to shore. "Well" began Gambino. "Lets count gold!"
"Yay, lets do that!" cheered Gino
Off they went and then they counted the gold and had fun. When the finished, they noticed some had stolen all their gold. "Oh noes!!" cried Gambino. He suddenly thought 'They're out to buy out shops!" His next thought was to run as far as the island's edge . There he saw a rather large boat, with Liam sailing off, laughing. As they sailed, they spotted a herd of sheep so they got a pair of boats a went far, far away.Gino and Gambino then encountered a green funny bunny named Mr Sam. They bunny said "Beware of the orange adhesive tape."
"Why" asked Gambino.
"Because you're dumb." replied the bunny.
Gambino angrily took his fist and went after the bunny. The bunny smirked and suddenly disappeared. "You can't me! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!" teased the bunny. Off Gambino went into a shed that just happened to be there, conveinitly. Like everything elsee that has sudden;y appeared when needed. Whilei n the shed, Gambino saw a strange little creature. It was white as snow and small as a small thing that looked squite slimy. Gambino picked up a shovel and smashed teh little creature in to many bloody smushy bits. But surprisingly is survived It collected itself back together by calling upon many blades of grass. It turned green. Then it waddled across a large gross rotting log that was hanging down from a very large and ugly looking tree. Gambino yelled like a yelling thing and started jumping around until he tripped and broke his ugly leg. He howled from a way, aways came a large big ugly black rain cloud, ready to wash away the island and bad non-recycling people. The Island was dissolving into the big blue ocean Gambino and Gino stared in horror as Phoenix landed on his soft clump of grass. Slowly the Gambinos swam until they reached some shore. Jumping around they hurt their feet. because they broke so many shells! They bled alot which made a mess of beach and grossed out everyone there. They all gagged and fell over on a hula girl who shrieked as she got squished. Blushing, Gino said Hey! I landed on something soft! The Hula Girl whimpered and said "My butt hurts."
Then she got a big stick and whacked Gino. He turned and grabbed the stick raised it above the brown ground.
"No whacking me!" she grinned at Gino and kissed the closest tree to Gino. He started to cry "She kissed tree!" screamed Gino falling into a dark Grunnie hole ! Looking down the hole the girl saw a bright pink ribbon tied around a green bunny. The bunny suddenly bounced up, out of the hole and ran to the hula girl. Grunny bit her. Blinking the Hula girl turned green. Scratching her head the girl took a look around and saw a shocked Gino who blushed when she pulled out her brush. She started to brush Gino's hamster which he then grabbed back
"Hammi is mine! he yelled.
She bared her teeth like a big wolf. Quickly, Gino grabbed a stick and started up towards the wolf which turned back and ran away! Gino screamed out and followed the wolf. But he ran faster and Gino couldn't catch flea's as he was too slow! Slowly Gino turned [and] ate a leaf. Gino started choking and turned blue quick as a person could turn blue. And then Gino's body puffed out like a a spikey porcupine. Worried for himself Gambino ran away and into a dark corner where evil grunnies lived. Slowly the Grunnie's sprang on Gambino they hung on to his neck with their sharp little pointed teeth. Gambino roared with and tried to eat the little grunnies, but they bit him harder. Angered, Gambino grabbed one by the ears and swung it over his head, ripping out its ears. It bared its small sharp teeth and bit Gambino on his finger. Suddenly, he yelped out 'Ow, my finger!' Tears of joy ran down his cheeks. He wiped them off with his hurt finger which began to heal a bit. And so Gambino crawled out of the hole and ran to Gino. "Gino!" The two hugged and cried 'Banana split sundeas!' which was really popular in the Ancient Rome times.
After they finished, gino threw away the used dishes that sparkled in the sun. Now clean, they were. Sighing at themselves, Gino & Gambino walked over to a beautiful palace where a beautiful woman met a really strong big black gorilla whos name was Grape Ape. They approached the gorilla and found out the gorilla had a British accent complete with tap dancing skills. Grape Ape then did a front flip. The Gambinos saw this and thought this was really cool so he did this too. Then they decided to take this trip to another place. They called the airport to see if they could get a plane to rent and fly. When they got to a large place that looked creepy and dangerous, they relized they had flyed to the wrong planet. Gino looked at Gambino and made a weird face. Gambino looked at a loving frog with loving eyes and said to it that he loved it dearly. So
he picked up the frog and told it "I just really like green fruit." The frog looked at him and said "I don't believe it. A talking human!" Then the frog went down a hidden doorway that was under their feet. So Gino cried about his lost froggy. Gambino tried to being the little guy back to life buth e couldn;t do it. And so he went to the place where he could find tiny little insects to dance with. Insects would be a lot juicer with worchester sauce and Gino went to the store to buy some. He looked high, low and behind shelves when suddenly he spotted a tiny bottle of sauce. He cried out "Eureka! I found a small bottle of sauce!" He rushed back to give the bottle to his father. Gambino was really excited about the bottle of sauce so much so he jumped around until he almost fell over and hurt himself. He carefully open the banana sandwhich and blew my nose with a tissue. Then I dropped the banana sandwhich on the floor. Gambino screamed in pain as he stepped on the hedgehog that was under the shelf eating his
sauce! He used his hands to get a new sandwhich which he jammed in the door and cried when a giant hippe squashed his precious sandwhich. gambino sighed. Getting out a lemon, he quickly squirted the juice in the eye of the hippo. Ian ran in and quickly halted the hippo from doing a back-flip into Gino. The hippo turned in to a donkeya nd made a loud noise. Startled, Gino backed away from the door and jumped over the couch. Tripping over a pillow, he flipped across the room and fell on a large pile of dirty socks. Sputtering, gino spat into his mother's perfect solid silver spoons, shaped like eggs. Gambino became very frutrated from seeingthis, so he went to punish Gino by locking him in a dark slimey closet. He grabbed a stinky sock in Gino's mouth. Gino got angry and started to flail his arms and bit down on the sock. Gambino growled at the shivering cat who climbed into a bucket of snails! Slowly, the snail crawled into the bucket. It nustled itself within to folds of dirty panties. Gino shook his finger a shaming gesture at the little imp and stood shakily before on a large wooden crate. He borke it open and found a big juicy turnpip inside. "Turnip!" he said. "Come here right now!" He reached inside the deep barrell of worms and grabbed the sock of kinds. He pulled it and then threw it to Gambino. The father jumped up to hit a bag that was flying across the room. He missed so he got up on a spoon and ate sugar. Suddenly, out of the blue, a large yelow and brown bumble bee flew right into his chest hair. Blinking in surprise, Gambino started yelling and ran around in circles screaming his head off. Sraightening up, Gambino tried to gather up his strange thoughts in his head and made a sudden noice. Confused, Gino looked around for the source of the disruptance. His eyes, his eyes shifting. Scartching his head, Gino walked over to the door and opened it. Jumping outside, he ran down a tree and kicked over the big blue bucket. Now withering in bird droppings, Gino slips and fall into a large hole where slimey,
hairy mean lived. He gets up and screams loudly 'I have a wart on my bottom!" clasping his hand over his buttocks, he shivered as a monster came out a tired to pinch his fat wartand then something else happened that made everyone scream. The monster turned and looked at a small pixie as it flew up his large nostril The monster cursed the sky. Everyone died that very same day.
THE VERY END!

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