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 Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:59 pm
horray horray for the hwoptensleyh!*and even more horray for....  (We make what you read FUN!)....or somethingThis thread most of you should all know, actaully..you guys would be the only people who actaully do know about it. The rules have been changed a little, (and technically so should the name of the 'guild'). The whole 'battling' concept has been removed or re..made? for many reasons, but the main one. It was to hard to orgamanise* so its gone. The new concpet of Ninjamaphone is;If the word is something really funny, the Ninjamostmaster* stare (me) will reward the poster with Ninjamapoints* ninja If the word is suss, and people think the word has already been created elsewhere and/or someone has just ripped it off something/someone, then it is tagged as Spahgotted* and means you get a eek and also 1 Ninjamapoint is taken off The person whos has the most Ninjamapoint is titled Ninjamost* scream and also can win a fantastic prize each week or whatever! Ninjama's: Fakts: stare Jem: Emwah: Jive Whale: teq_sta: InsaNe_DucK: (memberlist just assumed and possibly the members don'ty exsist or even read/and contribute this thread)
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:20 pm
Ninjamaphone ever changing Battle Glossary: (for a helpy referance)
Hwoptenshleyh (Hoop-ten-shley) - I medium sized creature/man that is in many folk tales that originated from Ireland. It is not certian if the creature/man actaully lives there, the stories just come from there. The stories were usually about the Hwoptensleyh coming into your house at night, eating all of the potatos in the house, then reguritating them on your face while you sleep. They mainly exsisted as a way for kids to eat there potato dumplins, which were a very unpopular but very often eaten meal around 1876, in Ireland.
Orgamanise (Orga-man-eyes) - Getting people together and make them work in a way that actaully has some kind of outcome.
Ninjamomaster (Ninjamo-master) - The master Ninjamo. He runs, organises and orgamanises the workings and runnings of things to do with the Ninjamaphone battle guild, the work involved should be worth a Knightinghood or even a Ninjahood by a queen of an important county noone has heard of (not even Ireland).
Ninjamapoints (Ninja-ma-points) - A form of tallying skill in the simplest way possible. Because the skill involved in the Ninjamaphone guild is so intense trying to comprehend how great it is, in any other way apart from some kind of tally system would make you crap your undies (after sucking them in first)
Spahgotted (Spa-got-ed) - A word that means to bust someone from being a dodge mo fo. Originated from the time some old guy threw his spahgetti at some other guy because he was trying to steal pumpkins that were stored under the table the two old guys ate at.
Ninjamost (Ninjam-ost) - A title given to the person who obviously has the most skill in the dojo of the Ninjamaphone Guild.
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Chairradialology (Chare-radial-ology)- The study of running up to a computer chair and spinning as many times and as fast as you can. Someone who studies these events is a chairradialygwist. (Because they usually have to talk about the spinning of chairs aswell)
Yinge (Yinge)
A small dog which barks constantly with a high pitched penetrating bark.
"The next door neighbours dog is such a ******** yinge"
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:16 am
Chairradialology (Chare-radial-ology)- The study of running up to a computer chair and spinning as many times and as fast as you can. Someone who studies these events is a chairradialygwist. (Because they usually have to talk about the spinning of chairs aswell)
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:36 am
Hmmn, I shall have to ponder on this for a while. At the moment I've got nothing.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:42 am
Okay got one!
Yinge (Yinge) ninja
A small dog which barks constantly with a high pitched penetrating bark.
"The next door neighbours dog is such a ******** yinge"
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:50 am
Eblunge (E-blunge) - The person on ebay who waits untill the last 10 seconds to buy something for $5 then sell it to collectors for $5.50
"Stop being a eblunge and get a job"
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:14 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:18 am
Torinyscyplinticist (tor-RIN-isc-UH-plint-E-cust)
[A noun that causes a fear so great that humour is a result, said humour has a byproduct of regret when realised.
Used in a sentence : In this case a monster is the Torinyscyplinticist.
*Fear* "OMFG OMFG that Torinyscyplinticist is after me, hopefully it won't find me hidden behind this crate"
*Humour* "ROFLMFAO.... crate...HahHAHAha"
*Regret* "oh ********...... It heard me".
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:28 am
Doodlesketcher (Doodle-sketcher) - A new kids product that is a mix between an etcher-sketcher and a magnadoodle. Using one large knob, which controls the long shaft that slides back and forth into a a small slit at the top of the toy, and from the movements created, a magnetic field is crated from the pulsing shaft, which is then use to slide other directions to make pictures.
The name of the product is often mistaken for someone who draws pictures of mens p***s's.
"Mum can i have my doodlesketcher back now?!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:15 am
The Pancakeular (Pan-cake-ular) - In recent years, tales have spread far and wdie of many a sighting of a person with a face that is made of pancake, that much resembles the face of a small child that is looking at there parents for admiration after creating a hand painting. Noone knows why his face is made of pancake or howcome it doesn't goes off, or why birds aren't a problem for this person. But he is often spotted around pool tables, normal tables and old arcade machines. Carefree of any problems.
"Man, did you fall in some ugly!? you look like The Pancakeular."
Also known as: 'Pancake man', 'Pancake face' and 'Superfun Cake Genie'
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:41 am
Emotony (E-moh-TOE-KNEE)
A pale angst-child with little to no impacting views on any topic in the current,past or future worlds who carries the mark of the smiley face along the top of their top lip, on any one or many of their toesies, and on one to three of their knees. May also have the name Tony.
"In these holding cells we carry an Emotony, we do not study it,
it's just kinda there to um poke with a stick and such
, mind yourself though the vocal chords are in cell 21 and god do they speak alot of garbled s**t"
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:58 am
It would seem that I'm making a very ******** big generic castle stare
This also means that I should be able to showcase a really bad animation in a few weeks, possibly around the same time as "es teliyan jhoren kay"
(ess--tel-e-yarn--hyor-en--kay)
Rough translation :
When the sun doth receed upon the view of an orb,
the ail'd carry the grass of the large's back
A new light shall blanket pivotal point of this world,
la muerte occupy such a light beyond our influence.
Cajole parallel, stroke your mind and join us.
heed this warn.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:38 am
Falklore (Fake-lore) - Creating a fake folk lore. eg. The story of the sweet Jigglepop*
*The Jigglepop may exsist, we don't know.
(Jiggle popping is also a old-school b-boy move where instead of popin and lockin, you pop then jig. Mostly danced to hip-hop sea shanties)
..hmmm that gives me an idea stare
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:48 am
Sidewayshilaritybiting (Sideways-hilarity-biting) When someone makes a reference in there joke, to another joke that makes there joke funny.
"Man your arm is bigger then trogdors"
(funny, because trogdor is funny. Not because the persons arm is as big as something.)
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:04 pm
heh, i know i said i quit, but i couldent pass this up
Elsewerther (else-wer-ther)
to relocate to the center of elsewhere
ie: "lets go elsewerther in this foodcourt"
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