Welcome to Gaia! ::

This is how the game goes

If i say "GAIA" , you have to say something that starts with A because I ended with letter A! Get it ?!

Example:

Player 1: Internet
Player 2: Talk
Player 3: King
Player 4: God

Okay, I'll start:

Smash

exstinguish

epona

terrorism.

meanings of the word terrorism (because i'm an a*****e!)
1. a fine kind of “how-do-you-do.”
2. pushing the time on your spouse’s alarm clock ahead a couple hours.
3. elbowing your spouse in the nose while pretending to be asleep.
4. putting a carton of milk back in the refrigerator even though you know it’s been on the counter for the better part of 7 hours.
5. looking or acting ethnic in an American diner.
6. whatever we’re crying to the UN about on a given week.
7. dozens of packages at America’s doorstep, marked “c/o CIA/FBI/NSA/etc,” topped with a card, reading: “How about a taste of your own medicine?”

mrgreen

year

1. the minimum period of time required to truly let oneself down.
2. the expiration date on the slightly edited resolutions of the previous year which were by turn edited upon the anteceder’s expiration and so on.

((i guess i should do another. seems like everyones waiting for that. well okay then!))

God

1. the divine; the creator of all; the all-knowing; He.
2. the subject of an extremely important three-word essay by Nietzsche.
3. a paradox big enough to fit most of the heads in the world into as well as the rectums they come shrink-wrapped in.
4. in the majuscule, a deity of relatively recent historical invention who cannot be bothered to intervene in human affairs unless they involve foreskin, bulimic whales, hookers, bad weather, or the actual end of the world.

((sorry if this or any others offend anyone, but yeah. i joke like this for a living!))

D.A.R.E.

1. stands for "Drugs Are Really Excellent"