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 Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:02 am
Here's a little game intended to make fun of norms that you deviate from. Just start out with "How dare I..." and list how you "fail" at being your gender.
How dare I...
- Be a feminist. Afterall, contemporary feminism is redundant. Oh dearie me!
- Not know how to cook. I'm a WOMAN, for chrissakes. I guess I'll never be able to please my hubby.
- Have teeny bewbs. Women were meant for ogling! So I should have giganto super breasts.
- Weigh only 97 pounds. Even if it is hereditary. Because it's not my own self-esteem that matters. It's OTHER GIRLS' self-esteem that should matter to me.
- Spend little time on my appearance. All females should strive to be pwetty pwetty pwincesses 4laugh
- Be a gamer. Video games are for males only. Female gamers can only decrease the amount of nude babes in video games D:
- Start this thread. Now other people will be encouraged to be proud of who they are!
Have fun, my little deviants.
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:24 am
Ohh. Cool game.
How dare I...
- Not want children. Afterall, I am a baby machine!
- Hit you for copping a feel. I mean, the only reason I have breasts is for all you fellows out there to stare at and touch!
- Hit anybody at all. I should be a lady - even if I'm being threatened. Women should be submissive - and never get a tad bit violent!
- Curse. Ladies shouldn't ******** say words like ******** or s**t or a** or d**k or anything that implies we aren't totally naive and "pure"!
- Not wear makeup. I am here for your personal viewing pleasure, afterall!
- Be a lesbian. I really just need the attention and I'm sorry for stealing the women you might have gotten if you stopped acting so medieval!
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:24 pm
How dare I...
- Be asexual. Everyone knows guys only want sex.
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:41 pm
How dare I...
-Be skinny without being anorexic, after all, it's not like a fast metabolism is any part of it!
-Not want a boyfriend, after all, girls are all out for guys
-Say guys and girls are equal, after all, Girls rule and Guys drool!
-Not care about my appearance, what is wrong with me?
-Not dress like a total slut, I mean, leave something to the imagination
-Like video games, after all, only boys are gamers!
-Not be a D size breast, after all, girls breasts are just made for a guys viewing pleasure
-Not care what other people think of me, after all, the preps opinions are definately solid, great information!
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:54 pm
How dare I...
Not cut my hair. After all, I look like some damned hippy.
Dump my boyfriend. I had no right to do that. He had every right to feel me up whenever he pleased.
Have an opinion. I should just shut my little mouth and stop disturbing people with my liberal rhetoric.
Be a communist. By golly, it's un-American!
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:06 pm
How dare I...
-Identify as butch? Masculinity is for males, and that include short hair on your head and long hair on your legs.
-Get involved in other people's problems? If a guy is yelling at/sexually harassing/hitting his girl, even in public, it's their business, not ours.
-Be educated? Boys should go to school, not girls.
-Hold everybody responsible for their actions, regardless of gender? Boys can do anything they want to, girls are supposed to be there to clean up the mess.
-Feel attractions to people of any gender? Girls should be attracted to boys, boys to girls, and anybody in between needs surgery.
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:16 pm
how dare i
take time off for myself? everyone knows you must give give give give till theres nothing left of you
read left wing political books infront of coworkers - i know where their loyalties lie?
like the females - dont i know that will land me in hell?
wear an upside down cross cuz i think its funny - if being gay wont land me in hell, that sure will
be fat and confident - dont i know im a disgusting waste of flesh?
talk s**t about our government in a time in war?
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:58 am
How Dare I...
- Be opinionated, because women are just here to ******** and look pretty.
- Get pissed off because you called so and so a "b***h", because that's all women are, dirty bitches.
- Not talk to you, because you know ladies, everytime a guy comes up to you, you're supposed to pay ATTENTION.
- Dance on the dance floor alone, because the only reason why women dance is for guys to feel up their asses.
- Be bisexual and not have a 3some with random!male and his girlfriend, because the only reason a women is bi is to please her man.
- Not shave my legs, underarms, or pubes: because body hair on a women is just disgusting.
- Get pissed off because you were a ******** wanker, because a woman can't be mad at anything.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:28 pm
How dare I
-Do what I want, when women are suppose to listen to men
-not let my boyfriend sleep/have sex with me, when women are just born to be men's sex objects
-yell at any guys when women aren't suppose to speak
-not want to get married or have kids when women are expected to since that is their main function
-say no when a guy ask me to be a sex slave for them when women are suppose to obey
-get good grades in school when women don't belong in school
-not know how to cook when that's one of a women's job
-turn a guy on and flirt with him when women aren't suppose to have sexual desires
-dump guys I don't like when men are suppose to dump women
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:05 pm
How Dare I
--Demand equal pay for equal work since work done by women isn't as good as work done by men.
--Strive for higher positions at my job since women are all going to quit once they get married and have kinds anyway.
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