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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:47 pm
Hello, and welcome to the complete Kirntaur handbook! Everything you want to know about Kirns is here. I'm also sure you'll find something here you didn't want to know. But I'll tell you anyway! Whee! First, a word guide: The cuddly dog-giraffe monstrosities we sell here are called Kirntaurs. It's pronounced so it rhymes with 'turn far.' The plural of Kirntaur is Kirntaurs. Simple, yes? There are different breeds of Kirntaur. Their certs will specify breed as 'mountain,' 'mutant,' etc. In speech, you would refer to them as 'Mountain Breed Kirntaur' or 'Mutant Kirntaur.' The abbreviation of Kirntaur is Kirn. Kirn can be used anywhere Kirntaur can. The plural of Kirn is Kirns. You would call the different breeds 'Mountain Kirn' or 'Mutant Kirn,' etc. Kirns live in flocks. The felines we sometimes make available are called Kirntaur Guardians. The abbreviation would be Kirnguards. Kirnguards, despite being felines, live in packs, not prides. The difference? Kirnguards are more canine in their behavior patterns than regular cats such as lions. Misspelling 'Kirnguard' as 'Kirngaurd' is acceptable; because they're spelled that way on their cert, but it is not the official spelling. It's just a cute typo that I didn't feel the need to correct. This is all waaaaay simple, right? Cool. I just felt it should be said somewhere. Navigation 1. Intro, Word Guide, Navigation 2. Reserved 3. Origin Species 4. Mountain 5. Fairy 6. Sea 7. Tree 8. Reserved 9. Reserved 10. Reserved 11. Reserved 12. Reserved 13. Reserved 14. Reserved 15. Reserved
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:28 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:12 pm
Origin Species Kirntaurs [size chart] Origin Kirns were the original breed of Kirntaur. All other breeds resulted from manipulations of Origin DNA. The Origin Kirns were created by our very own Labtech 311. Origin Kirns have cloven hooves, short, giraffe-like horns, and are about the size of a great dane. They have no special abilities. They are generally very friendly, active creatures. Origin Kirns make a sort of bleating sound, similar to a sheep or goat. They eat mainly grass, and chew cud as a cow does. No Origin Kirns have been autopsied, but the cud-chewing implies that they have four stomach chambers, as a cow does. Although they have bovine organs, their bone and muscle structure is closer to that of a dog. They love to run and can be taught to do all the same tricks as a common puppy. Their teeth are all molars, not sharp canine teeth, so they're a little safer than the average dog for small children...but be careful around their hooves.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:15 pm
Mountain Breed Kirntaurs [size chart] Mountain Kirns are bigger than Origin Kirns, sometimes twice their size. They're called 'mountain' Kirns because of their long hair and more flexible, individual toes, which imply that it would be at home on cold, rocky ledges. However, being a laboratory-made animal, no Mountain Kirn has ever really lived on a mountain. Mountain Kirns make an odd, deep sort of sound that can best be described as 'BAAAAARP!' Their diet consists of tough weeds, leaves, and grasses that Origin Kirns have trouble digesting. They will sometimes eat branches, and thus have highly developed front teeth, similar to a beaver or rabbit. Fortunately, these teeth do not grow continuously, and they don't need to constantly chew to keep them the right size. Mountain Kirns are generally less active than Origin Kirns. They often prefer basking in the sun over playing fetch. They are almost catlike in behavior, showing enough intelligence to learn tricks but also enough independence to refuse to learn. However, they are just as loyal to their masters as any Kirn, and when they can tell their owner is troubled they do what they can to help. With their great size, the Mountain Kirn's love of cuddling can be a drawback at times. A full grown male Mountain Kirn is quite a handful for any human. It is reccomended that you stick to smaller breeds if you live with a lot of small children.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:16 pm
Fairy Kirntaurs [size chart] Fairy Kirns are a rare, delicate breed made from a mix of Origin Kirn and butterfly DNA. Unlike most other Kirns, their hooves have one solid toe (as opposed to a cloven two-toed hoof). They are also much smaller than Origin Kirns. Fairy Kirn wings are narrow and not suitable for flying. A very, very small Fairy Kirn baby may manage to get off the ground for two seconds, but that is the limit of their flying ability. However, they have shown minor magical abilities, so perhaps someday a particularly talented Fairy Kirn will be able to levitate for a while. Fairy Kirns eat mainly soft, tropical fruits like mangos and bananas. They are also very fond of flower nectar. If you have a flower garden, a Fairy Kirn would be a wonderful choice of pet; they will go from flower to flower tasting nectar with their thin tongues and pick up pollen around their mouths, pollenating flowers the way a bee or butterfly does. They are also intelligent enough to go from flower to flower without damaging anything; your garden will not be trampled by them.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:18 pm
Sea Kirns Sea Kirns have characteristics of seals, whales, and manatees. Instead of horns they have a blowhole at the top of their heads. Of course, this means that they have no real nose. Sea Kirns are surprisingly thin, with only a light layer of blubber. They are not meant to live in cold temperatures and stick near the coast. They are happy in either fresh or salt water, and can travel on land in the same sense that a seal or sea lion does. Sea Kirns are as playful and intelligent as dolphins, which means that with some effort they can be taught to understand simple sign language and often make up their own games, using whatever toys or props are available. They are very affectionate and make excellent guides for children just learning to swim. Their young are about two and a half feet in length from the tip of their snout to the tip of their tail. They can grow to about six or seven feet long. Make sure to have a large, clean area for your Sea Kirn to swim. A pool that is too small can quite literally drive them insane. Be sure that their swimming area is not too deep, for they can't dive all that deep or hold their breath very long in comparison with real seals and dolphins. If something is dropped into the bottom of a very deep pool, you aren't getting it back.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Tree Kirns Tree Kirn are obviously comparable to monkeys. They have long arms and fingers instead of hooves, and long prehensile tails. Their horns are very short. However, their intelligence is on the level of a regular Kirn, about that of a dog. Tree Kirns are very agile and equipped to move through the canopy of a thick rainforest, but do not have the defenses or tool use of real primates. They are confined to domestic life where they can be properly taken care of. Your Tree Kirn will be inclined to climb over every available surface, so it is very important for Tree Kirn owners to baby-proof their homes. They can be taught to fetch objects that you point to, and the more intelligent of them can even open doors (I swear, I've had dogs and cats that have figured that out), but do not try to teach your Tree Kirn complex tricks or language.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:20 pm
Kirn Mutants While all Kirn breeds are mutations of the Origin Species, the 'Mutant' breed is an accidental random alteration. Mutants have long, pointed horns, long, squirrel-like tails, sharp claws, and batlike leathery wings. We assume that their DNA is derived from squirrels, bats, and deer, but Labtech311 never created that specific variation. While the source of the Kirn Mutants is unknown, the Mutant gene seems to be hereditary. They are to be treated as a normal breed. Mutants have the same intelligence level and disposition of normal Origin Kirns, that is, they are much like dogs in their behavior. However, they seem to be blissfully unaware of their sharper horns and claws, which can lead to many injuries to everyone involved. Their wings are too small to support their dense bones in flight, and they rarely do so much as flap. It's as if they don't realize they have wings because they're not supposed to have them. It may be tempting to have your Mutant de-horned and de-clawed, but we strongly disapprove of frivolous body alterations of our animals.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:24 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:25 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:31 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:42 pm
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