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 Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:34 am
You’ve got to be kidding me... War Monger walked up to the rundown building, sure that his contact would be inside. Treating this as a band-aid that had to be removed, he quickly knocked on the door. A short, red-headed woman appeared, and immediately slammed the door back in his face. WM called out, “Happy to see me?”
He sat down on the couch after negotiating his entrance... or at least what was left of it. The entire living room was partially destroyed, sporting the remains of some old fight that hadn’t been cleaned up. Bits and pieces of the roof had fallen through, leaving craters in the floor. A row of wigs and dresses lined the far wall, most of which were partially destroyed and covered in spider webs. WM silently said, “It puts the lotion on it’s skin...” Attempting to ignore the stare of the woman sitting in the three-legged comforter across from him, WM added, “I see you haven’t bothered to redecorate.” She didn’t say a word; The daggers coming from her eyes were all that she needed to convey. He continued before the tension became any greater, “The reason I’m here is simple: I need information, and I’m pretty sure you have it.” Breaking her long streak of silence she said, “What makes you think that?” “Well, you’ve serviced more people than anybody in the country, so--” “Rude remarks aren’t going to get you what you need!” War Monger silenced himself for a minute before asking, “I have to know... When was the last time you took a shower?” He dove out of the chair to avoid the incoming lamp. He stood up to say, “...You still aren’t ready for the Power of Love.”
War Monger returned to Konoha two days later, ending his month long mission. He made no stops on his way to Tsunade’s office. His knowledge was vitally important, and she needed to be informed. WM knocked on the door, only to find that she wasn’t there. Probably doing rounds at the hospital... War Monger thought as he raced up to the roof.
He exited the stairwell to have a chat with his sensei, who was playing a game of poker with Asuma. SirHiss pushed in a few more chips, and Asuma immediately folded. SirHiss interrupted Asuma’s frustrated muttering, “Learn to trust in the heart of the cards.” Asuma frowned and said, “I’ve gotta head out.” He leapt off the roof, leaving WM and SirHiss to discuss the situation. WM called out, “I heard a rumor that you were relocated. I’m assuming that’s true?” SirHiss looked up from behind his desk, “...Why is it that the first thing you do after coming back is annoy me?” The wind picked up after a second and began to blow the deck of cards away. SirHiss stabbed it down with a kunai before asking, “Up for a game?” WM set his pack down next to the desk, “I don’t have time to take your money. I just got back from my mission.” SH nodded and asked, “So what’d you learn from the hookers, Squishy?” War Monger sat in the chair across from SirHiss, “I didn’t meet up with any hookers.” SH smiled, “I was talking about your Ex.” “You say that like there’s a difference.” “There is... Hookers charge money for what they do.” WM began to comment, but thought better of it and changed the subject, “On the bright side, we now know that Orochimaru is--” “Is what?” A booming voice interrupted his sentence. SirHiss muttered “Horse kisser” under his breath as Tsunade approached the two shinobi. War Monger turned and addressed her, “Ahh, Godaime Hokage. Can I help you?” “You were talking about Orochimaru. What did you learn?” SirHiss leaned back in his chair awaiting the news. WM finally spoke, “It’s worse than we feared... Orochimaru is not trying to steal any ancient scrolls, artifacts, or country secrets. He’s on his way to meet up with Akatsuki.”
Tsunade started shouting immediately, “What?! He left that organization! Why would he want to go back?” SirHiss added, “Perhaps he has something that would interest them.” War Monger shook his head, “That’s not it... I made it out of there unharmed. And quite frankly, if it’s not my prettiness he’s after... He’s not bringing Akatsuki anything.” SirHiss and Tsunade stared quietly at War Monger, who gulped and added, “I don’t believe it’s bijuu related... They kept the specifics of their plan secret. What I do know is that we have three weeks to get to Earth Country, or Orochimaru and Akatsuki will have a get together that won’t be good for anyone.”
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The posting rotation for this RP:
DonSnJ/War Monger
SirHiss
MG-chan
Lee-chan
Sei
kitkat
Katori Kenshin
RLFG
V_Gamer *Removed at his own request. - SH
Mitsune Kiyo *Removed due to inactivity. - SH
KoF
Lady Mao *Recently passed the Genin exam. -WM
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:33 pm
Tsunade spoke, "We'll need the best of the best for this mission. I'll summon Jiraiya and…" SirHiss interrupted, "He's out of the village doing "research"." Tsunade continued, "Then Kakashi and Gai will have to…" "Out of the village on missions with the rest of their teams," SirHiss had interrupted again. Tsunade glared at the First HaruKage, "And how do you know all this?" He replied, "Because I'm SirHiss."
"Face it," SirHiss continued, "You need GREEN for this mission." Tsunade and SirHiss glared daggers at each other for a tense minute. WarMonger whispered almost inaudibly, "Awkwardsilence, awkwardsilence, awkwardsilence." The Fifth smirked, "Heh. So you want to go on an extremely dangerous S-level mission with a low probability of a safe return? Fine by me, but you'll need help…" This time WarMonger interrupted, "We can ask MG-chan and 'RibZ. Their teams will help us out."
Tsunade scowled and began walking toward WarMonger, "I'm tired of being interrupted. Especially by someone of a lower rank." WarMonger struck one of his trademark poses, "You wouldn't hurt someone this pretty would you?" She continued moving towards him. "SirHiss, sensei, little help?" WarMonger was starting to sound anxious. SirHiss was still seated, "You know what they say, Squishy, 'pretty boys always die young'."
WarMonger was in shock, "What!? What kind of monster came up with that?" Tsunade raised her right fist and prepared to strike WarMonger. Suddenly, SirHiss bolted up from his chair and pointed at the Fifth as he spoke, "Not so fast, Tsunade! You've activated my trap card!"
Tsunade looked down and saw that she had stepped on one of the cards that the wind had blown off SirHiss' desk. She was about to say something, but the card started to burn and released a torrent of smoke. "Squishy, it's time to disappear," said SirHiss. With that, both GREEN shinobi jumped off the roof to the ground below.
WarMonger breathed a sigh of relief, "She is not ready for the Power of Love." SirHiss replied, "Aye, but we've got more important things to worry about. Let's split up and inform everyone about the mission. Meet at the front gates when you're ready." The two of them ran off in separate directions to inform the other guild members.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:53 pm
In the training grounds, it was not quiet. Training dummies were being pummeled. Genin and academy students were being yelled at. Chuunins and Jounins were yelling.
The only remotely relaxing element present was the cool, soft breeze blowing through.
The breeze softly ruffled the hair of one half-dozing ninja, laying on a tree branch far above the noise and hubbub below. The yells and noise went unnoticed by MG-chan, who was entranced by the melodies in the ear buds of her old ipod.
SirHiss leapt gracefully onto the tree branch just above her. His brow furrowed in annoyance. She's lazing around when there's work to be done... His annoyed expression turned into a smirk. He quickly moved his hand to give her a quick smack on the shoulder....
But his hand was deftly caught partway. SirHiss saw MG-chan open one eye. Upon seeing that it was her older brother, she yawned, sat up, pressed pause on her mp3 player, and pulled the ear buds out of her ears.
"Mornin' sunshine," MG-chan said. "What's the good news?"
"The good news is that we have a new mission," Sirhiss replied. "The bad news is...it's S Class."
MG-chan snapped to attention, and climbed up to the tree branch her brother was on. "What's going on? Is Gai alright? Is he hurt? Was he captured?!"
"Wha-?!"
"Oh my GOD! Gaaaai! We have to go save him! You get Lee, I'll get Lee-chan and Naruto, and the-"
"Gai's fine!" SirHiss shouted.
"Oh...Good!" MG-chan smiled in relief. "So, what's this mission about?"
"Your bishie came back today, stop gasping, he's fine, and told me something very disturbing."
"The rumors are true?!"
"....what?"
"...nothing. Keep going."
SirHiss sighed and continued. "Orochimaru is meetting up with the Akatsuki in Earth country in 3 weeks."
MG-chan stared blankly at him for moment with her mouth opening and closing, unable to form proper words.
SirHiss smirked again. "Yeah, that's pretty much it."
MG-chan finally regained her ability to speak. "Why?"
"That's what we're finding out. WarMonger and I are gathering all the available GREEN ninja and meetting at the front gate ASAP. Will you be joining us?"
"You think I'd honestly miss a chance to repay the Akatsuki for that stunt they pulled in the Forest of Death?" MG-chan's teeth ground slightly at remembering their scuffle with Itachi and Kisame.
"You know, you might not get the chance to fight Itachi or Kisame..."
"I don't care. One of those cloaked bastards is getting a Violet Chidoricane right in the gizzard!" Her eyes glittered as her imagination entertained the idea.
SirHiss chuckled. "Enthusiastic as ever! Be at the front gate as soon as you're ready to go."
"Yosh!" MG-chan leapt from the tree, and sprinted back to her apartment. SirHiss leapt away as well, to locate another GREEN ninja.
MG-chan went back to her apartment, and gathered some supplies. A few weapons, a map, some blank scrolls, and some food and water were all packed into her panda bagpack. She locked her door, and made to leave, but the sight of Gai's apartment door next to hers stopped her. MG-chan paused for a moment and walked over to stand in front of it.
Her neighbor, Gai, had been gone on a mission for a couple of weeks. The village was remarkably quiet without him. While the rest of the village was thankful for the peaceful reprise, MG-chan missed his loud antics. She sighed and leaned forward to gaze into the peephole. Gai's tastefully decorated, but empty apartment gazed back. She sighed, made her way out of the building and sprinted off towards the front gate of Konoha.
She arrived there within a couple of minutes.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:18 pm
(You guys can either call me Krystel, or Lee(-chan). You decide) 3nodding
"Ugh, why is it so boring now?!" Krystel sighed. "Ever since I played those video games, I want some action!" She then rested her chin on her palms focusing on nothing and made her eyes blur. This is her day dreaming mode.
"YO, LEE!!" Sirhiss yelled as he hung upside down on the ledge of the apartment roof.
"DAHHHH! Don't scare me!" She snapped out of her day dream.
"We got a mission!" He continued once on ground. "We found out about some news on orochimaru, seems he's meeting up the Akatsuki."
"Awww... we have to go kick their asses??? Okay!"
"That was a weird response... anyway, pack up and meet at the konoha gate. I'll see you there with the rest of the group."
"Roger walnut!" She saluted then ran into her apartment.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:59 pm
"Aaaah.This is rest and relaxation." Sei sighed in content as she flopped onto the bed. She was dressed in baggy, comfy pajama pants and an oversize shirt. Her hair was wet from the shower she had taken, and she felt relaxed and clean. The window was open and the warm, sweet smelling air drifted through the window.
She went to the kitchen, and grabbed a small bowl of cold, rainbow sherbert ice-cream. Mmm, delish!She flopped onto her bed, opened her book, and began to read.
About a half an hour later, she heard a tapping on her window. Who could that be? I hope it's not another mission. I mean, I just came back from the last one...I just want to read and lay around for a bit right now.... The tapping was heard again. Sei sighed and got up to her window.
She was surprised to see WM with an urgent expression on his face rather than the usual happy one. She sighed and pushed open the window.
"Yeah?" She asked. "What is it? Not another mission I hope..."
WM grinned for a moment. "Too bad for you. It is. Mind if I come inside?"
"Nope," she replied. "But geez, another mission? Damn. What is it this time?"
"Weeell," he began. "It's S rank first of all-"
"Ugh!"
"That's not all. From what I've gathered, Orochimaru is on his way to the Akatsuki."
Sei's mouth dropped open. "Buuut..... I thought he quit? What's going on?"
WM shook his head. "I don't know, and I doubt anyone else does. Just be ready in awhile, okay?" He turned to leave, but Sei grabbed his arm.
"Hold on," she said. "Who else is going to be on this mission? Everyone else, right?"
"What else can you expect from an S level?"
Sei shrugged. "Whatever. This sucks, but I guess we'll have to deal with it..." She sighed. "Where do we meet?"
"Konoha gates."
"Okay. I'll be fast. See ya later, Squishy."
WM jumped out the window, and Sei was left to pack. What do I need? Food, water, clothes, books, gifts... She shook her head. Oh wait, this isn't a vacation... Geez, get it together.She grabbed a knapsack and stuffed as much food and water she could. After a minute, she squeezed in weapons, scrolls, and her book. She doubted she'd get to read it anytime on the misson, but she might get to.
She tied up her short hair, made sure her apartment was locked, and jumped out the window.
Konoha gates was nearing, and she saw a familiar figure standing at the gates. "Heyo, MG-chan!" Sei called waving her hand. She stopped at the gates. "Excited about the mission?"
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:01 am
"All right ev'ry body now here we go!"
"AHHHH! Not the Hamster Dance!!"
"Just stomp your feet and clap your hands,"
"Stop, Mitsu! You can't sing! And I'm up!"
"Yes, but is KoF?" Kat looked at her younger brother's bed in horror. He wasn't awake. "C'mon ev'ry body it's the HAMSTER DANCE!"
"Mitsune, we know you can't sing. Let's just get the cold water out."
"'Kay!" She gleefully ran to the sink and started the water.
"Why do you want us up anyway? Usually you let us sleep so you don't have to deal with us."
"We have an S-Class mission with the GREEN members. OrochimaruismeetingwiththeAkatsukianditwas WEIRD becauseSasoriwasstillaliveandthentherewasapurplegiraffeandSonictheHedgehogwasthereandthenKisame-"
"OKAY! Are you sure you didn't dream all this up?" She wondered. All the poor girl heard was Orochimaru, Akatsuki, weird, giraffe, and Sonic. Her sister was so... Words can't EVEN describe it.
"Well, I did dream it, but... We DO have a mission. Only I'm pretty sure there won't be a giraffe, or Sonic, or Sasori. And I think Itachi will have clothes on."
It was then Squishy decided to show up."What's up? You three have to go on a mission."
"Would it happen to be an S-Class mission involving Orochimaru and the Akatsuki?" She had to know.
"Um. Yea. Did someone else already come here?" They shook their heads. "Oh. Weird. Well, wake Knight, gather supplies, and meet us at the front gate."
"Got it, Squishy." She nodded. He left and she grabbed a blank scroll. When she finished writing, she told Mitsune to give it to KoF.
"Hmmm... What will I need? Food, water, first aid kit, scrolls, clothes, weapons. Mitsu? Can I bring Walkie-talkies?" She heard a no, and some more mumbles coming from the kitchen. "Okay, scratch that. Hmm... a backpack, flashlights, Mitsu? Should I bring toilet paper?"
"We can use plants. But check to make sure it's NOT poison ivy first this time."
"Shut up Mitsune!" She sighed. Why must her sister ALWAYS bring that up? "Well, that's all I can think of. I'm off Mitsune! You might need to hurry up!"
She was at the gates in less than five minutes.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:41 pm
||Well... Here goes nothing. X.x||
"Ten more minutes..."
Still half-asleep and tied up in her sheets, Kiwi made a half-hearted attempt at some odd, twisting movement meant to shut off her blaring alarm clock. Obviously, it didn't work.
"GYAH!"
the girl yelled loudly, grabbing at her arm after having falling rather painfully out of bed. And on the wrong side, too. She stood up shakily, holding out her arms for balance, and turned around to make sure her tail was still on. After all, a tail took some getting used to. When she saw the thing wagging madly, she sighed and turned back around, beginning to make her bed.
"What a great way to start the day, ne? Now just watch something come up that's totally going to ruin the rest of my w-"
As if on cue, someone pounded loudly on her door at that very moment. Kiwi threw the sheets down, exhasperated, and stormed over to the door, yanking it open. She could practically feel the little flames in her eyes.
"WHAT?!"
"Er..."
The girl froze and blushed deeply, realizing it wasn't just some salesperson she'd screamed at.
"Eh... Sorry, Squishy. Wrong side of the bed, ne?"
She laughed nervously.
"Right. Well. You've got a mission an-"
"OMGMYFIRSTMISSIONEVER! AREWEGONNADOAWESOMENINJASTUFF?!"
The glittery heart stars that erupted from the girl could probably have been seen from Suna.
"Um... Yeah. Anyway, it's S-ranked. Orochimaru is meeting up with Akatsuki an-"
"OMGTHEAKATSUKI! SASORI!"
After another explosion of sparkles, Squishy cleared his throat and continued.
"Yes. That Akatsuki. We don't know why he's doing this because, as you know, he quit the organization. Should you accept this mission, you are to meet your team at the front gates right abooouuut..."
He stared at his watch for a few seconds.
"Now! Look, you're already two seconds late."
Kiwi managed to hold back yet another glittery outburst, though she did jump for joy and shoot off without even closing her door. Obviously, she shot back.
"Right. I'll need stuff!"
"Whatever."
Squishy sighed and hopped off, probably to inform some other sleepy shinobi.
Kiwi skipped back inside, grabbing one of her several tacky backpacks shoved under the bed. She paused for a minute, rubbing her chin.
"Now what do I need?"
Shrugging, the girl grabbed a bit of everything (plus extra coke) and crammed it all into the bag, slinging it over her shoulder with an 'Oof!' The thing was heavy as crap. She sighed and reluctantly took out the microwave, replacing it with more potato chips and kunai.
"Perfect!"
Whistling some unrecognizable song, Kiwi skipped off in the general direction of Konoha's main gates. A mission! Oh joy!
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:30 pm
"Flame on no jutsu!" RLFG shouted forming a hand seal, which represented fire. She started moving in a strange pattern, she was trying to learn a new technique with it, which allowed her to bend fire. She tried to throw a ball of it but instead only a small flicker was thrown and no damage was done, it blew out in the air. She disabled the technique and fell to the ground exhausted, she'd been training all morning you see.
She sensed another nin nearby and directed her attention towards it, SirHiss landed gracefully on the ground not too far from where she sat. "Yo, what's up?" she asked.
"We have a misson!" He informed her.
"Really? YATTAH!" she cheered, "I've been waiting for a mission for a long time now! I'm so exci--."
"It's S-ranked. Orochimaru is meeting up with the Akatsuki and we need to figure out why."
"Nani?! Why the heck would he do that? I thought he LEFT them..." she said quite befuddled.
"That's what we're finding out..." SirHiss said shaking his head, "I just told you that..."
"Oh...righto, when do we leave?"
"Right away! Meet us at the gate, your sensei will be there too."
"Hai!" she said bowing respectfully, she got up and rushed home and crammed some belongings and extra weapons into her pack. She also put her favorite stuffed animal in it. It was a blue bunny she called Meh-chan; she couldn't sleep without it. When finished, she ran to the gates and waved to the others, "Yo! Ready to kick some major butt?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:23 pm
"Pizza and Kool-aid..."
"What?" Mitsu's voice came through. "Someone's hungry... Get up Knight."
"Five more minutes..." Knight then heard something to do with the words: cold, water, and dump. Hmm. Now seemed like a good time to wake up. He shot out of bed yelling, 'NO!'
"It's about time. Kat told me to give this to you." She handed Knight a scroll, and slumped away toward her bed. He opened it and read it. Walking toward the kitchen unconciously, he read it over and decided that he needed food to properly function. He took out some leftover pizza and cherry kool-aid, and proceeded to have breakfast. As he did, he thought of what to bring.
"Hmm. Food of course, kunai pouch: fully equipped with kunai, water, scrolls, other various weapons, clothes, blankets, pillows, journal," By this time, Knight was finished eating and getting dressed, and was beginning to pack said items in his awesome-to-the-opposum duffel bag. There was one thing still wrong, though.
"How could I be of any help in an S-Class mission? ...I'll ask SirHiss-sensei later." He arrived at the gate 5 min later.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:05 am
War Monger looked at the GREEN ninja who chose to show up. He called out, “Alright! Is everyone ready?” Katori Kenshin spoke, “Is SirHiss coming with us?” War Monger looked around more carefully and realized that the Harukage wasn’t with them. “Where did he get to? I was going to have him--” SirHiss appeared behind WM and finished his sentence, “Scout ahead? We’re good to go.” Sei laughed and added, “Akatsuki’s going down!” Kitkat shouted, “Yeah! But... We have to get there first. Let’s start walking.” The troop was now on it’s way to Earth Country, prepared to halt the impending evil force gathering in the distance.
The GREEN troop hadn't gone more than a quarter of a mile before a voice could be heard in the distance, "Heeeeeey!" SirHiss turned to see Lady Mao sprinting after her fellow shinobi, still shoving items into her backpack. He smiled and said ,"Nice of you to show up." Mao slowed to a walk after catching up. She spoke in between pants, "I just... got the... message." Sei looked around at the rest of the group. She broke War Monger's string of "awkward silence"s and said, "Okay, NOW are we ready?" MG-chan counted the number of people. She nodded in approval, and they were off to Earth Country once again.
They covered a good amount of ground by the beginning of the first night’s sunset, passing the time with stories, word games, and the occasional awkward silence made by one of War Monger’s jokes. MG-chan stopped walking as dusk approached, “Let’s set up camp. We’ve traveled enough for today.” SirHiss said, “Aye, time to relax for a while. A lot of people haven’t been this far from the village before.” War Monger thought for a moment before saying, “Oh! By the way, we’ve got the first watch covered. A group of caribou volunteered to guard our camp for the evening.” MG-chan interrupted, “...Caribou?” “Yeah,” WM replied with a smile, “We call them ‘The caribou that care about you’!” Everyone stopped setting up their tents to stare at War Monger, who shook his head and added, “I guess nobody’s in that kind of mood...”
The area was secured and made ready for sleep within the hour. Almost all of the GREEN shinobi hit the hay by midnight, with SirHiss volunteering for the first watch. The Harukage rested in a tree, activating his Byakugan every couple of minutes to ensure that no stray chakra capacities entered their area. The night was going peacefully enough until War Monger came out to change the guard. “Two hours are up. Head on in and catch some shuteye.”
SirHiss nodded and dropped from the tree. He stopped after a few steps towards his tent and asked, “You still haven’t told me... Where exactly are we going?” WM walked about halfway up the tree before responding, “Ever hear of ‘Shine’?” SirHiss became visibly annoyed, “...Why are we going to Shine?” “Unfortunately, the quickest route to Earth Country is through that village.” SirHiss sighed, “I’d rather take the long way than deal with those nubs...” He muttered something about corncob holders and wandered back to his tent. A loud “AMEN!” interrupted WM’s ascent, and then there was silence.
GREEN packed up and continued trekking without incident the next morning. Word had traveled down the grapevine through the night that they were taking a trip to Shine, creating an almost tangible air of angst among the ninja. War Monger stopped everyone about a mile from the village, “Okay... As you’ve probably heard, we need to pass through Shine to get to Earth Country.” A series of groans became audible before he could continue, “Don’t worry, we won’t be there long. If all goes well, we should be out of angst’s way within an hour of entering the gates. This will only happen if we keep quiet. There are enough freaks running around there that we should get through unnoticed, but we need some information first. I know a guy who knows a guy who can keep everyone hidden until we leave... One of the few sane people in this village.” RLFG commented, “But aren’t most of us insane too?” MG-chan said, “Well... Yes, but Shine inhabitants are the bad kind of crazy, not the fun kind.” KoF quickly added, “I think we’re prepared! Let’s move out and get this over with.” Kitkat whapped her brother on the head, “Not quite yet. We need one more thing...”
The GREEN squad was equipped with their summoning scrolls within the next five minutes. SirHiss explained how it would work, “Everyone here has a scroll. This is for emergency use only, so don’t open it unless you’re in serious trouble. Now for the specifics: Once you open the scroll, you shout, ‘I need the Power of Love!’ The scroll will summon a burst of energy that is hazardous to all nubs, namegimps, and imbeciles. It will be your best protection against the forces of angst that inhabit this village.” RLFG was about to peek in the scroll before Sei spoke, “Don’t open it here. You’re going to need every ounce of protection you can get once we’re inside...” Lee-chan looked around and asked, “So we’re ready to go now?” War Monger replied, “Yup. Let’s get going everyone.”
The village gates were covered with red graffiti that spelled out “GET OUT!!1 lolz”. MG-chan shook her head, “Akatsuki almost isn’t worth this trouble...” It didn’t get any better within the village border. Thirty seconds hadn’t even passed before a ninja appeared in front of everyone, “hi im Neji50!” A second later another one appeared, “n im Neji55!” Suddenly a massive group of alternate egos appeared, each one shouting a different number. SirHiss smiled evilly and stepped forward, “And I’m SirHiss.” He made a few quick hand seals and called out, “Feel the Power of Love, vile nubs!” A brilliant white flame erupted around the angst-ridden namegimps, rendering them completely helpless. SirHiss continued, “I really hate this place...”
***
Attention all RP participants
If you have not posted your introductory section for this RP before this post, you will be excluded from the Akatsuki RP. UNLESS YOU PM SIRHISS OR MYSELF. Only people who have written sections thus far are considered a part of this mission. If you feel that we were unjust in the time alotted to you to write your first section, please let us know.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:24 pm
SirHiss turned to his fellow GREEN shinobi, "A crowd this size will draw attention fast. We will split up from here. Nothing fancy, avoid combat if possible, and get to the other side of Shine. If you get into trouble, use your scroll. If you still need help, run and yell something intelligent. That way we won't get you confused with the random fools that inhabit Shine."
SirHiss continued, "Any questions?" A Shine villager appeared and spoke, "i needs moneys!" SirHiss kicked the annoying villager in the stones, silencing him. "I really, really hate this place." SirHiss sighed, "I've got a contact I'm going to meet, and then I'll join the rest of you. Move out!"
The GREEN ninja scattered into the village of Shine. SirHiss wandered down several streets, looking for his contact. The stench of n00b that permeated throughout Shine was beginning to overwhelm him, but then he heard a familiar voice, "...ryo or your life!?"
He looked down an alleyway and saw a figure wearing a brown robe in the process of robbing what seemed to be a villager of Shine. SirHiss crept up behind the attacker and whispered, "Hello, Shiky." ShikyBunshin froze and moments later a visible shiver passed through his body as he realized who the voice that had just spoken his name belonged to.
He turned around, wide-eyed and then stumbled backwards, tripping over his own feet as he struggled to put distance between himself and SirHiss. ShikyBunshin looked as if he wanted to scream, but no sound came from his mouth. SirHiss smirked, "Not happy to see me?" Shiky tripped over a garbage can and sat staring at the HaruKage.
Still smirking, SirHiss spoke, "Run!" Shiky, screamed in terror and started running away on all fours. After Shiky had made it out of the alley, the would-be robbery victim cleared his throat and spoke, "You've always had a way with people. Long time no see, SirHiss" "Long time no see, Storm." SirHiss replied.
Storm started talking, "I suppose you're here for information about the Akatsuki's recent movements, and the intentions of Orochimaru?" The HaruKage nodded, "Correct. What do you know of them?" Storm shook his head, "Not much. Zetsu was sighted a few days ago outside this very village. He was followed hours later by two men that fit the descriptions of Kisame and Itachi. My sources overheard them talking about a meeting place. A cave near the largest bridge in Earth Country, just a few miles from Konoki village."
"Interesting," said SirHiss, "please go on." Storm continued, "That's all I know of the Akatsuki. As far as Orochimaru's intentions, I could only guess. I've heard conflicting rumors, but this I know for sure: he wants more power and is willing to work with the Akatsuki for a while in order to get that power."
"Hmm... Thanks for the information. Go ahead and lay low for a while." said SirHiss. "You don't have to tell me twice," replied Storm, "I'm retired. All I do now is listen." With those words, Storm walked out of the alley and vanished. SirHiss waited a few moments and then exited the alley as well.
As he left the alley, someone shouted, "i am teh great xXxSSJDarkVegetaSephirothxXx!!1 I attackz you now!@!" SirHiss looked up just in time to see the Shine ninja jump from the roof of a nearby building with a crude sword in hand. "Dear Lord it's the namegimp king..." said the HaruKage as he walked a few more paces into the street.
The attacker hadn't considered SirHiss moving before he leapt off the roof, and he crashed into the ground with a tremendous thud. SirHiss could only sigh, "Just stay there and try not to hurt yourself." The wounded Shine ninja looked up from his crater and said, "your good, but my sensei will killz you. RWYT!!1! Wake up...lol." He slipped out of consciousness.
rwyt poked his head out of his apartment and saw that there was only one invader on the street. He didn't recognize the HaruKage and thought he would be an easy kill. Seconds later he was out in the street attempting to stare down SirHiss. rwyt spoke, "i r u c hotdog 4 later groundhog...lolz." SirHiss looked at him puzzled for a moment, and said, "I have no idea what you are attempting to say. I'm going over there now."
The HaruKage began to walk away, but rwyt started making handseals and on the third try successfully launched a Firestorm at SirHiss. He shouted, "BURN!1!11!!" "You need to cool out," said SirHiss as he formed a few handseals of his own, "Hyourou no Jutsu - Ice Prison Technique!" The water molecules in the air quickly solidified and formed a wall of ice in front of the HaruKage.
The Firestorm was not strong enough melt the Ice Prison. rwyt looked on in shock as the wall of ice suddenly grew and engulfed all but his face. SirHiss walked over to the now helpless rwyt, "That ice should melt in a couple of days. Until then, try to behave yourself." rwyt was too cold to speak and could only wonder why he ever left the safety of his apartment.
SirHiss was more than ready to leave Shine now. He stuck to the alleyways and made his way to the edge of the village.
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Note to all RP participants
The rotation order isn't very important for this phase of the RP, so go ahead and post your RP section as soon as you get it ready. We'll move on to the next chapter in a week or so. If you have not posted your section by then, you will be left behind. Your objective is to get through the village of Shine. If you don't play theninja-rpg and need the names of some ninja that inhabit Shine, just PM SirHiss or DonSnJ and ask for some names.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:27 pm
War Monger didn’t want to be in Shine any longer than was absolutely necessary, and it didn’t take a psychic to see that RLFG felt the same way. “This village is horrible...” she said, trying to shake another nub off of her money pouch. War Monger silenced another inhabitant with the Power of Love. He replied, “Aye, but we’re about halfway through. There’s no turning back now.” A huge shadow suddenly engulfed the main street that they were rushing down. Shine shinobi rushed inside their nearby apartments and small homes. War Monger said, “Ohhhh... Crap. We need to split up.” RLFG chose not to question and ducked into the closest alleyway she could find. A booming voice addressed War Monger before he could do the same, “You’re lucky I don’t kill you right now.”
Seeing the half-smiling face of the speaker wasn’t required. War Monger responded, “Hola DEADPOOL. What brings you to Shine?” He turned and noted the obnoxious smirk with quiet distaste. The left side of DEADPOOL’s face was forever locked in a frown, due to the massive scarring that he received at the hand of Storm several years ago. There was hardly any difference; He was always frowning beforehand anyway. The loser-turned-outlaw replied, “It’s no concern of yours. Hand over your money and nobody gets hurt.” War Monger smiled, “I’m afraid that’s impossible. You see, I spent all my money on beauty products. You can’t look this pretty for free.”
The remark cut through DEADPOOL’s calm manner much like Storm’s sword cut through his flesh so long ago. He shouted, “Watch how you speak to your superiors, ingrate!” War Monger drew a kunai and stepped toward DEADPOOL, “Bite your tongue... Or lose it.” The comment was made in such dramatic fashion that both shinobi forgot who the stronger of the two was. DEADPOOL took a step back and said, “Bah. There’s easier prey out there than this.” He turned away and disappeared, leaving the street quietly deserted.
War Monger was left on his own again. RLFG appeared next to War Monger, “Was that guy as strong as he seemed?” He sighed and replied, “Yup. Good thing he’s basically a bully, looking for the easiest route to fortune.” RLFG laughed, “Then it’s a good thing he didn’t see me take this!” She held out a bag, heavily laden with gold coins and large denominations of paper currency. War Monger almost keeled over in hysterics as the two walked away. He said, “Let’s go buy some food for everybody else. We’ll be hungry by the time we get out of the village. Besides: DEADPOOL’s treating!” RLFG happily patted the frozen angst sculpture of rwyt on the head as they walked into the nearest grocery store.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:02 pm
(Here goes nothing TxT)
Mao had heard the order to split up and was liking the sounds of it; but went along with it after all a shinobi shouldn't let things like that get in the way of the mission. "I hope I can make my way out of here, I wonder if jump from roof tops wouldn't be to noticeable?" I went along with my plan to get to the other side from the ally she was in at the moment.
Every thing was going smoothly as she passed a few bakas acting like the fools they are, she didn't stare for to long. Staring meant they would come over and try to do whatever it is a noob would do. "I think I might make it with no hassle!" She proclaimed but was just able to make it out of the line of a kunai heading for her. Sighing then glaring at the gamegimp that was before her. "O.K. so much for no hassle... So who are you noob?" She said as she got ready for a fight that she some what was looking forward to.
He brusted out laughing his head off and went on. "im tEh GwAd TRIGGAKNIGHT nOw f33r MaH skIllZ" She stood there confuzed at what he said to her but, attacked him any way. She did all the need hand seals then yell out "Kanashi bari no Jutsu!" TRIGGAKNIGHT stopped dead in his tracks mouth and all. She smiled and walked over to him then punched him in the mouth, "I never want to hear you speak again!" She back flipped and did a few more hand seals "Doku Kiri!" He showed signs that the poison was kicking in.
Mao took off again on her path among roof tops, which went smoothly till she felt that she need to snack on something. Mao pulled some pocky from her backpack and munch happily before going on. She made it to the other side feeling much better now that she was there and not near that gamegimp.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:32 am
As they entered the grocery store her eyes lit up, "Oh my God! They have chocolate pocky! I'm in heaven!" she squeeled rushing to the nearest box(es). She grabbed at least five of them, "You guys think this will last me very long?" she asked as she tossed them into a cart and started raiding the store.
"Knowing you you'll need at least ten more boxes..." WM joked. But RLFG didn't seem to notice. She was busy getting her hands on all the candy she could find.
"Look WM, Sour Patch Kids!!!" she squealed, "I must have died and gone to heaven...well nevermind...we're in Shine...that's FAR from heaven..." she reasoned.
"Hwy save some candy for me!" WM said joining her, he picked up many candies himself, "Hey...should we get something healthy?" he asked.
"Nah, healthy food is for...health freaks like...Lee!" she said her eyes glinting with adoration, "Quick let's get Vitamin water and healthy food too!" she said pulling WM along to the fruits and veggitables, "Look...protien bars !" she said in awe, "I bet Lee eats these!" she said taking a handful. "Should we get food for everyone?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:31 am
(For the record, this is my 1200th post. WHEE!)
“OMG MARY ME!!”
”Gif mi ur mony & bewbz!!1”
“I luv u!!2”
MG-chan was walking briskly down Shine’s main street with three namegimps following her, begging for her money and affections. She didn’t know who they were (nor did she care), but she knew that she had to stop their outburst if she were to ever get of that God forsaken village.
With a sly grin, she stopped walking. She turned to face the surprised nooblets, and pulled a 100 ryo coin and a red magic marker out of her pockets. She drew a heart on one side of the coin, and put the marker back in a pocket.
“Alright, since I couldn’t choose one of you to throttle- I mean…marry, we’ll decide it with a contest!” The noobs stared at her in wonder. “Whoever finds this coin and gives it back to me will get a great reward!”
As the noobs stared in wonder, she wound back and threw her arm forward as hard as she could. The noobs scrambled off in the direction that they supposed the coin had flown off in.
MG-chan smirked, and pocketed the coin. “Like dogs after a falsely thrown ball.”
“That’s was a bit cruel, Kid,” someone said to her. MG-chan glanced to the side, and smiled at who she saw.
“Shinoru-sensei!” MG-chan said in surprise. “I thought you’d left Shine.”
“I did,” he replied, taking a cigarette out of his pocket and lighting up. “But business brings me back here sometimes… I’m seriously considering quitting. What are you doing here?”
“Oh… I’m just passing through. Busniess,” she replied.
Shinoru took a long drag off his cigarette. “Be careful. Our line of business doesn’t have good medical insurance.”
“But we get paid pretty well,” MG-chan said, swinging her hips to make her ryo pouch jingle merrily.
Every noob in the immediate area perked up, and began to stare at her, practically drooling.
“Bad move there, Kid,” Shinoru chuckled. “You’d better get a move on.”
“Yeah, I think that’d be a good idea…” MG-chan said as the noobs began to inch closer, muttering about money. “Bye, Sensei!” MG-chan turned and ran, with at least a dozen money crazed noobs hot on her heels.
“Be careful!” Shinoru shouted after her. "See you around, Kid!"
“MONEY!!1”
“don8 plz1!!”
“Giv me ur mony or ill keel u!!!!1!1!1!!1!!2”
“Well,” MG-chan said to herself as she pulled out the scroll WarMonger had given her. “I think it’s time I used this handy dandy little device…”
She whipped around, and opened the scroll as quickly as she could, while shouting "I need the Power of Love!". A brilliant flash of light exploded from it, startling the noobs.
“OMG WRE GONNA DYE!”
“MOMMY!!!1!!!1”
“nuuuuuuuu no fair god mode!!!1”
MG-chan turned tail again, and ran (while carefully holding her money pouch so that it did not jingle merrily), and did not stop until the exit of the hellish village was within.
She stumbled to a halt.
“Oh my… Crisis…averted…” MG-chan panted as she walked towards the exit.
She leaned against the village wall and slid down it, sitting against it.
“I guess I’ll…rest here…for a bit…”
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