Ha ha, can I nominate myself for best dancer?
*flicks wand and turns into a bushy tailed squirrel*
HIT IT!!!!
*music blares from giant speakers that somehow appeared*
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, thats okay,
you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive,
ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive.
*does the John Travolta walk that he did with that song*
STAYIN ALIVEEEEE!!!
*begins to Robot as the music changes*
You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man
I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive
I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control
I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, (repeat 4 times)
W00t!
*a DDR mat appears*
Into the night
You make me cry
I need your love
To save my life
I need you while my piano gently weeps
Just listen to Beethoven
A melody
Will set you free
You need my love
Deep in your mind
I need you while my piano gently weeps
Music is gonna save your li-i-i-i-i-ife!
Into the night
You make me cry
I need your love
To save my life
I need you while my piano gently weeps
Just listen to Beethoven
A melody
Will set you free
You need my love
Deep in your mind
I need you while my piano gently weeps
Music is gonna save your li-i-i-i-i-fe!
*does incredibly retarded dance and gets a A on the Easy level*
that's the only DDR song I can do good on....what's the second difficulty level?

yeah, that's why I should be best dancer. ^^
Or jester!!!
4laugh