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In a related story, the Mall of American has been taken over by Bums! Yes, you heard me Bums! With laser beams! There is Chaos, Panic, and Disorder. Every kind of official military/government officer is at the Mall.

~quote from CIA = Mr. Johnson~
Johnson: The smell is just horrible, its like if you go into the sewers. *dodges some garbage thrown at him*, its getting out of hand!!

Reporter: Who can stop this crazy madness at the mall? is there ANYone willing enough to take on these un-earthly beings?!

*Find out, on the next episode of....BumsGoneWild!*

whoo!

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i'm a little confused here...is anyone else confused?

Alright people, and we are back to the scene of this Total Devastation... over 80% of the mall has been demoralized and/or run over with garbage.
speaking with me right now is chief in command Brad Garrison.

:Reporter: Mr. Garrison, have you any thoughts on how to control the bums yet?

:Garrison: Well, we thought about bringing the Milan Fire Deptartment to the crime and spray all the bums with water...we hope that they would melt.

:Reporter: That seems Un-orthodox... anyways continue.

:Garrison: We called them up, but it must have been their day of. Noone picked up the phone! So we dialed up the president and told him our crisis, and this is what he told me

:BU(ll)SH(it): Sounds like we got a bunch of terrerists on our hands.. now what i'd advise is letting Michael Jackson off his trial for a few week and tell him "children" are running through the mall, with noone watching -.^

:Garrison: So... we called up Michael and he said

:Michael: little boys... where?... a mall with out supervision... Yeaowh! umm. i mean ok cool... i'll come visit.

:Garrison: And there you have it. now we await the arrival of MJ.

:Reporter: Um. but what if he notices they are not children..?

:Garrison: Huh? waht? oh.. pff yah we have a plan

:Reporter: ok then...You've heard this breaking news from us first here at KFRK, this is "The Reporter" signing off.

"Now would be the perfect time for me to go shopping for shoes! If I can avoid the bums and garbage they are sure to have sales on stripper stilts!"

*Evaoo uses her superwoman powers to do a search for cute shoes and then proceeds to quicly tie a climbing rope to the railing on the fourth floor. She ties herself to it and goes flying over the edge and swings through the plate glass windows of Steve Madden.*

"I love Steve Madden!!"

Fistaga, Jo, go to Hellaga. Lolaga

Next, We are back to the scene were this has been taking place.

:Reporter: We are still awaiting the arrival of Micha...oh whats this? A long, tan-colored limo has pulled up to the parking lot. Could it be?

*everyone watches the door open*

:Reporter: It's...!! ... Arnold Swarzenegger!! Who the heck invited him?

:Arnold: I invited myself. Once i heard Mike was coming here to see some children, i thought to myself. *this would be a great opportunity to gain some self confidence* So i came.

:Reporter: so what are you going to do Mr. Governor?

:Arnold: Just supply me with a buff suit and an AK-47, or M-16 and i should be happy.

:Reporter: but we can resolve this in a non-violent way.

:Arnold: That is a problem i'll have to risk myself.

:Reporter: *shouts to everyone* Watch out for Arnold, he is on his medication again!

:Arnold: What?

:Reporter: Nothing~~ anyways, there is another limo appearing.

:Eminem: What the ******** is going on down here.

:Reporter: Eminem? now this is getting out of hand.

:Michael: ok, i'm here, so where are the little nuisance makers?

:Eminem: Holy s**t!, isn't it my pal MJ.

:Michael: uhh... hmmm what are you doing here?

:Eminem: Go get another face job you Albino fagget.

:Michael: *cries* i'm coming for you my kiddies! i'm really sad right now so i need pleasure!

:Eminem: yeh thats right, run away little b***h.

:Reporter: Well there you have it.. our bad situation just turned ALOT worse.. anyways, thats it for now, this is The Reported from KFRK, signing out.

:Eminem: oh s**t!, it's a stampede of people wanting to be in my video's. Hey Dre, take the helicopter started!!

biggrin re: It already is, just hop in.

*Eminem jumps in the helicopter and takes off*

:Reporter: Wow.... didn't expect that at all stare , so anyways, Mr Garrison, how is the investigation going?

:Garrison: Well, we haven't heard from MJ yet, we think he might have gotten lost. So... well.... i don't know what to do now.

:Reporter: thats interesting...in that case..

:Garrison: huh?!

*reporter runs into a phone booth and SUPERMAN comes out*

:Superman: It is I!, Superman to save the day.

*SM flies into the mall and searches for the leader of the bums*

:Superman: Aha, i found you, you low-down peice of scum!

:Bill Cosby: Ohohoho, so you have found me! well, Take this!

*King of Bums Bill Cosby throws Kryptonite at Superman, and hits him with precise aim*

:Superman: Ohh...the Ironic pain... how did you know my weakness?

:Bill Cosby: It's all in the mind *does a little dance*

~~As Things turn even worse for our super hero's and allies outside, it looks like nothing can stop this super-human-bum from annhilating the mall~~ Stay tuned in the next episode of ~BumsGoneWild GT~

Fool! BumsGoneWild Z were lost episodes.... only aired in Japan.

the same with BumsGoneWild ~F Zone~

ohaga sorry my badaga