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 Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:01 pm
Caution: I drive like you do!
Strangers have the best candy
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...
I'm a cruel and heartless b***h but I’m damn good at it
I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
I break for........................OH s**t NO BRAKES
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
All men are idiots, and I married their king.
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes
Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.
Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!
Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's a** and wait!
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!
If you're rich, I’m single!
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:07 pm
"Don't make me release the flying monkeys" I have that one but I haven't put it on my car yet x.x
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forest_imp45 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:10 pm
Can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye.
Single women don't fart, they dont have assholes till there's a man in their life!
Sorry guys, unlike computers, women reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
If you dont like my drving call 1-800 EAT SH*T
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:05 pm
forest_imp45 "Single women don't fart, they dont have assholes till there's a man in their life! Sorry guys, unlike computers, women reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy. " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD AHAHAHA *gags and drowns due to the rootbeer float washing down into my lungs* x.x
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:09 pm
blorkbarrowdeath forest_imp45 "Single women don't fart, they dont have assholes till there's a man in their life! Sorry guys, unlike computers, women reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy. " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD AHAHAHA *gags and drowns due to the rootbeer float washing down into my lungs* x.x lol Lovely
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:51 pm
Omg, that was hilarious.
I laughed and now my sides hurt. gonk
Hey, don't forget to check my rping thread in Dark ages.
So far it's only Donetello and Me. 3nodding
Get over their and read it!
Kat, get your profile down, or do you want me to do that one too?
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:30 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:36 am
i'm not insane, i love every minute of it
i make weird noises only other freaks can hear
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:36 pm
deathsmessenger Omg, that was hilarious. I laughed and now my sides hurt. gonk Hey, don't forget to check my rping thread in Dark ages. So far it's only Donetello and Me. 3nodding Get over their and read it! Kat, get your profile down, or do you want me to do that one too? i would join, but if i did, my wn RP would die XD and then i have other RPs to do after this one that i must lead 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:06 am
" your face may say princess, but your face said troll"
"i just relize, i dun care"
"by reading this, you given me brief control of your mind"
"it all fun and game until someone loses a nut"
"all i hear from your mouth is blah blah blah"
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:52 am
"its all fun and games till someone loses a wiener"
this often comes with a picture of a hotdog on a stick, burning in a fire, and a sad person near by XD
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:37 pm
"protect your nuts"
haha this usually come wit a picture of a squirrel holdin a stick and protectin his nuts blaugh rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:58 am
my friend has a shirt of that XD
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:31 am
haha mine too, he also has this shirt that read, "i dont give a rat (picture of a rat) a** (picture of a donkey) hahah
more bumper sticker "im out of bed and dress, what more do you want"
"you must be a real loser to sit there and read every single line on this post, you're half way through now, so might as well finish it, congradulation you finally finish, now go away"
-edit a bit for this post haha cause i saw this on a shirt sweatdrop
"those who think they know everythin annoy those who actually do"
haha blaugh rofl
i had sum more but im drawin a total blank haah until next time haha
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