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 Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:22 pm
Here's a place to put things you think everyone should know, such as:
Never put protein powder in your tea. It's nasty and doesn't dissolve.
Never think about Auschwitz in the shower.
Nothing is evil unless you think of it as evil.
I don't usually eat lightbulbs or clocks, but sometimes I get reeeeeeeally hungry.
These can really be whatever you want, as long as they're not excessively mean and follow the rules of Gaia and this guild.
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:42 pm
When people see things as beautiful,
ugliness is created.
When people see things as good,
evil is created.
Being and non-being produce each other.
Difficult and easy complement each other.
Long and short define each other.
High and low oppose each other.
Fore and aft follow each other.
Therefore the Master
can act without doing anything
and teach without saying a word.
Things come her way and she does not stop them;
things leave and she lets them go.
She has without possessing,
and acts without any expectations.
When her work is done, she take no credit.
That is why it will last forever.
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collapsiblbunny Vice Captain
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I R Lemmy. Hear Meh Roar. Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:44 pm
I'm surprised noones said this:
NEVER stick your hand on a hot burner. mad
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:22 pm
well, thats kind of a given.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:54 pm
Death gives life meaning.
Without death, people would have no purpose.
Nothing to accomplish.
Nothing to be remembered for.
People would have no motivation.
People would have nothing.
Without death there wouldn't be life.
Just existance.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:01 pm
Bad things happen to good people so that they can know what the good is.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:36 am
Do not make toast in the bathtub.
Thumbtacks ARE NOT fashion accessories.
Wearing a cape in public makes people stare.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:51 pm
don't go through life pretendin' to be someone you're not. 'cause you might get beaten and you might get shot. 3nodding
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collapsiblbunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:12 pm
Sonny Moore does funky stage dives.
Don't feed dogs grapes.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:05 pm
Here's one,
you guys know what happens when you shake a bottle of soda right? Well, never do that after putting 5+ Pixie stix in it....if you do, you ain't gonna have a soda bottle anymore xd
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collapsiblbunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:42 pm
Z_freak92 Here's one, you guys know what happens when you shake a bottle of soda right? Well, never do that after putting 5+ Pixie stix in it....if you do, you ain't gonna have a soda bottle anymore xd Mwahahahaha. xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:46 pm
[Raindrops On Roses] Z_freak92 Here's one, you guys know what happens when you shake a bottle of soda right? Well, never do that after putting 5+ Pixie stix in it....if you do, you ain't gonna have a soda bottle anymore xd Mwahahahaha. xd i did that about a month ago...the bottle exploded amd I ended up with dr. pepper all over my pants... hehehehehe
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:48 pm
crayons may look yummy but they are for making paper look pretty not your insides!>.<
Most people consider themselves different than everyone else but when someone really different comes along they're scared they might be compared to that person....
O.o it's ok to talk to your plants... it's not when they start answering back!
um....mosquitoes dont make good friends... unless your another mosquitoe...
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:21 pm
From the Mrs. Butterworth's commercials:
When the syrup bottle starts talking to you, it's time to take your medication. Oo
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:32 pm
Don't ever try to fly out your window. It probably won't work.
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