I did two very sick things to friends:
Teh smegma cookie
Smegma being the white stuff that accumulates on your p***s and smells bad. For months, me and a few peoples accumulated said thinger, until we had enough to spread it evenly and generously on a cracker.
We then gave it to a friend with a few other crackers with cheese on them. He ate the smegma first. Just.Plain.Awesome.Face. 4laugh
We then gave it to a friend with a few other crackers with cheese on them. He ate the smegma first. Just.Plain.Awesome.Face. 4laugh
Gay party orgy?
There was that party. There was alcohol. There was lots of peoples lying here and there in a semi comatose state after a huge boozefest.
Then, there was me with a rubbie and a pen. I slipped down meh buddy's pants, and slided the condom in his a**, then removed the pen and left the incriminating artefact in there. When he woke up and found the rubber in there, I swear I almost died laughing. When the truth was exposed to him, though, he 'sploded my knee with a baseball bat x_x;
Then, there was me with a rubbie and a pen. I slipped down meh buddy's pants, and slided the condom in his a**, then removed the pen and left the incriminating artefact in there. When he woke up and found the rubber in there, I swear I almost died laughing. When the truth was exposed to him, though, he 'sploded my knee with a baseball bat x_x;
Early morning equation
Empty mouthwash bottle + vodka + green food coloring = picture perfect moment.
