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Have you ever played a prank on someone like this?
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TIMExPARADOX

PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:27 am


All you need for this trick is a straight face, the ability to make your voice loud and clear, and these contact lenses. User Image

Insert contacts, and look into the eye of the victim, completely serious. Even a smirk would screw this up. Then, say in a loud, clear voice, say:
"Where is your god now?"

Yush, I made this up last night and a need a guinea pig. >3 And $290 for the contacts.

Any one else have religious pranks?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:22 pm


neko_bob
All you need for this trick is a straight face, the ability to make your voice loud and clear, and these contact lenses. User Image

Insert contacts, and look into the eye of the victim, completely serious. Even a smirk would screw this up. Then, say in a loud, clear voice, say:
"Where is your god now?"

Yush, I made this up last night and a need a guinea pig. >3 And $290 for the contacts.

Any one else have religious pranks?


Put LSD in the communion wine and wafer?

SoilWork


PirateEire
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:04 am


$290 for contacts? Eesh...
PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:55 am


note to self: start savin up a lil of each paycheck

I don't care about pranks, they just look so damn cool..I want cat lenses too.. xD

Crunchy Spice

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PirateEire
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:39 am


I'm not sure how many Christians I know would be offended at that. I also don't really entirely see the point in purposely attempting to offend someone due to their religious background. If they were absolutely begging to be offended, and it would entertain me enough to be to my advantage, I would use words instead of contacts. Though, I don't think I would use religion... Perhaps politics. Thusly, I could only find good reason to argue with someone if they happened to be conservative.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:41 am


PirateEire
I'm not sure how many Christians I know would be offended at that. I also don't really entirely see the point in purposely attempting to offend someone due to their religious background. If they were absolutely begging to be offended, and it would entertain me enough to be to my advantage, I would use words instead of contacts. Though, I don't think I would use religion... Perhaps politics. Thusly, I could only find good reason to argue with someone if they happened to be conservative.


I agree. I'd just get them for myself since I think they look cool.. 3nodding heart

Crunchy Spice

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PirateEire
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:43 am


Lilith Delost
PirateEire
I'm not sure how many Christians I know would be offended at that. I also don't really entirely see the point in purposely attempting to offend someone due to their religious background. If they were absolutely begging to be offended, and it would entertain me enough to be to my advantage, I would use words instead of contacts. Though, I don't think I would use religion... Perhaps politics. Thusly, I could only find good reason to argue with someone if they happened to be conservative.


I agree. I'd just get them for myself since I think they look cool.. 3nodding heart
Me too. >.> Though I can't see myself paying what I pay for my share of rent for them.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:18 am


PirateEire
Lilith Delost
PirateEire
I'm not sure how many Christians I know would be offended at that. I also don't really entirely see the point in purposely attempting to offend someone due to their religious background. If they were absolutely begging to be offended, and it would entertain me enough to be to my advantage, I would use words instead of contacts. Though, I don't think I would use religion... Perhaps politics. Thusly, I could only find good reason to argue with someone if they happened to be conservative.


I agree. I'd just get them for myself since I think they look cool.. 3nodding heart
Me too. >.> Though I can't see myself paying what I pay for my share of rent for them.


I'll save up little by little. Paycheck split is:

college tuition
rent and water/electric ect
food and other misc items
extra spending moneys to do whateva the hell I want with


So it could take a while...only about 1500 bucks a month x.x;

Crunchy Spice

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PirateEire
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:37 am


Mine is:

Rent
Food
Tuition
Gas
BILLS

I share my place with 3 other people (in a two bedroom. Can we say "no personal space?"), so rent is low... I have about maybe.... $800 a month at my disposal.

Problem is, I buy s**t like crazy. Impulsive shopper.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:06 am


PirateEire
Mine is:

Rent
Food
Tuition
Gas
BILLS

I share my place with 3 other people (in a two bedroom. Can we say "no personal space?"), so rent is low... I have about maybe.... $800 a month at my disposal.

Problem is, I buy s**t like crazy. Impulsive shopper.


Same here, thats why I always bring only l 5-10 dollars for food at the mall xD I dont trust myself with tons of cash at a mall

and damn I did forget to include gas for my car in the list xd

Crunchy Spice

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YuYevon

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:55 am


Halloween Prank.
You'll want to get a long brown wig, and maybe a paste on beard and mustache. Make yourself a long white robe w/ deep pockets.
Buy some ground meat, unwrap it and leave out for a few days to a week. You'll take this w/ you on the special night (it's supposed to reek, don't worry).
On Halloween, you can go out pretending to be Jesus.
Run up to little kids and scream, "WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!!"
Slap 'em in the face w/ a handful of your meat.

I would do this, but I would rather not be arrested.
That, and I can't run very fast. stare

-YuYevon
PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:43 pm


That would be something that I would do.

Alesha Eternal


Khandnalie

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:09 am


go around on hallowen, in a black buisness suit, with devil makeup on, horns and all (works better if your a guy) and come up to someones house, ring the bell, and say to them " hello, i am with lucifers witnesses, and i am here to tel you about the word of satan. we can sign you up right now, at the low, low introductory price of YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL!!! HAHAHA!" it works better of you can do a really deep sounding demonic voice, or something like that.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:13 am


also, please dont make polls in 1337. that can get very annoying very fast. dont write in another language unless you want the other people to not understand you.

Khandnalie


Wite Shadow

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:21 am


Lilith Delost
note to self: start savin up a lil of each paycheck

I don't care about pranks, they just look so damn cool..I want cat lenses too.. xD
Whered you get those? I have a pair of highly detail WVU contacts like that. They said West Virginia University around the edges in blue with gold backgrouns and had a football for the pupil. But they are old and probably would rip..... Those look too sweet! Not cause it's like a pentagram, because those look awesome! I tried to buy cat lenses when I was little, the cheapy ones.. My dad wouldn't let me lol.
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