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 Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:55 pm
....then what would be their profession? 3nodding
So let's say that the ninja actually went out and got some real jobs. Based on their personalities, likes, dislikes, observations, etcetera...what would their professions be? There, obviously, is no right or wrong answer. Besides, it would be fun to see what you guys come up with. Here are mine:
Chouji becomes a ramen chef, so he'll never go hungry.
Naruto becomes a customer of Chouji the ramen chef, so he'll never go hungry.
Sakura becomes a woman wrestler.
Sasuke becomes a trollop. xp
Orochimaru becomes Sasuke's pimp. burning_eyes
Kabuto is a drug dealer.
Kisame becomes an Aquatic Animal Rights Activist.
Zetsu becomes an Environmentalist and runs for the Green Party.
Itachi becomes a model.
Shikamaru works for the CIA or the FBI.
I'll finish later. 3nodding
Your turns. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:19 pm
Kakashi: Novelist. You know what genre wink
Naruto: Comedian
Sakura: Teacher/academic
Sasuke: Hmmm...Hmmmm....It'd be funny if he got McPwned
Chouji: Subway representative (I used to be fat, then I got into Subway!)
Shikamaru: Bodyguard
Ino: Hairdresser. She did an ok job on Sakura
Gaara: the new face of Mascara
Orochimaru: the new face of Face Lift Technology
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:40 pm
Kokujin 21 ....then what would be their profession? 3nodding
So let's say that the ninja actually went out and got some real jobs. Based on their personalities, likes, dislikes, observations, etcetera...what would their professions be? There, obviously, is no right or wrong answer. Besides, it would be fun to see what you guys come up with. Here are mine:
Chouji becomes a ramen chef, so he'll never go hungry.
Naruto becomes a customer of Chouji the ramen chef, so he'll never go hungry.
Sakura becomes a woman wrestler.
Sasuke becomes a trollop. xp
Orochimaru becomes Sasuke's pimp. burning_eyes
Kabuto is a drug dealer.
Kisame becomes an Aquatic Animal Rights Activist.
Zetsu becomes an Environmentalist and runs for the Green Party.
Itachi becomes a model.
Shikamaru works for the CIA or the FBI.
I'll finish later. 3nodding
Your turns. 3nodding WOW!! those are good, I actually never thought about this before, okay I'll post mine later ninja
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:42 pm
Shino becomes:
A - Insecty biologist (can't remember the proper name)
B - Helps out at the hair salon by being able to tell who has nits, and if they do, ordering the nits to sod off. (Yes I've been watching Blackadder, if anyone recognizes the expression)
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:03 am
spruce56 Shino becomes: A - Insecty biologist (can't remember the proper name) B - Helps out at the hair salon by being able to tell who has nits, and if they do, ordering the nits to sod off. (Yes I've been watching Blackadder, if anyone recognizes the expression)
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:11 am
spruce56 Shino becomes: A - Insecty biologist (can't remember the proper name) B - Helps out at the hair salon by being able to tell who has nits, and if they do, ordering the nits to sod off. (Yes I've been watching Blackadder, if anyone recognizes the expression) Off the topic here, but the ninja headband is now 300k sweatdrop I'm questing too, now! xd Anyway: Shino: xenobiologist Hinata: Geisha (she's so feminine and softly spoken) Itachi: House wife, because he's too blind to go outside the house! xd
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:59 am
Oshousama_Raistlin spruce56 Shino becomes: A - Insecty biologist (can't remember the proper name) B - Helps out at the hair salon by being able to tell who has nits, and if they do, ordering the nits to sod off. (Yes I've been watching Blackadder, if anyone recognizes the expression) Off the topic here, but the ninja headband is now 300k sweatdrop I'm questing too, now! xd Anyway: Shino: xenobiologist Hinata: Geisha (she's so feminine and softly spoken) Itachi: House wife, because he's too blind to go outside the house! xd lol good ones xd I wounder if Koku and Earwen are gonna get mad at your last comment wink
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:18 am
Oshousama_Raistlin Orochimaru: the new face of Face Lift Technology - And Tsunade his main customer xd Kiba - dog handler for policey folks idea Actually, Shino would be pretty ultimate survailence (excuse my spelling), using bugs to sit in on interogations etc eek If Neji ever spent any time with Jiraiya, he could replace him as the new Icha-icha author, with such superior "data-gathering" Shikamaru - military director - whatever you call the person who sits at base moving figures around and plotting Sakura - psychotic florist stare Lee - .... stare ...Martial Arts teacher + motivation counsellor Tenten - International hockey (or some other sport involving aim) player Sasuke - pessimistic poet or one of those dudes you see in movies at the clubs with the depressed humour jokes on stage Itachi - I agree, model
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:57 am
spruce56 Oshousama_Raistlin Orochimaru: the new face of Face Lift Technology - And Tsunade his main customer xd Kiba - dog handler for policey folks idea Actually, Shino would be pretty ultimate survailence (excuse my spelling), using bugs to sit in on interogations etc eek If Neji ever spent any time with Jiraiya, he could replace him as the new Icha-icha author, with such superior "data-gathering" Shikamaru - military director - whatever you call the person who sits at base moving figures around and plotting Sakura - psychotic florist stare Lee - .... stare ...Martial Arts teacher + motivation counsellor Tenten - International hockey (or some other sport involving aim) player Sasuke - pessimistic poet or one of those dudes you see in movies at the clubs with the depressed humour jokes on stage Itachi - I agree, model wow it seems like you thought about this alot, sorry but I probably wouldn't come up with anything even if I wanted to. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:43 pm
shikamaru_guy spruce56 Oshousama_Raistlin Orochimaru: the new face of Face Lift Technology - And Tsunade his main customer xd Kiba - dog handler for policey folks idea Actually, Shino would be pretty ultimate survailence (excuse my spelling), using bugs to sit in on interogations etc eek If Neji ever spent any time with Jiraiya, he could replace him as the new Icha-icha author, with such superior "data-gathering" Shikamaru - military director - whatever you call the person who sits at base moving figures around and plotting Sakura - psychotic florist stare Lee - .... stare ...Martial Arts teacher + motivation counsellor Tenten - International hockey (or some other sport involving aim) player Sasuke - pessimistic poet or one of those dudes you see in movies at the clubs with the depressed humour jokes on stage Itachi - I agree, model wow it seems like you thought about this alot, sorry but I probably wouldn't come up with anything even if I wanted to. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:55 am
Kokujin 21 shikamaru_guy spruce56 Oshousama_Raistlin Orochimaru: the new face of Face Lift Technology - And Tsunade his main customer xd Kiba - dog handler for policey folks idea Actually, Shino would be pretty ultimate survailence (excuse my spelling), using bugs to sit in on interogations etc eek If Neji ever spent any time with Jiraiya, he could replace him as the new Icha-icha author, with such superior "data-gathering" Shikamaru - military director - whatever you call the person who sits at base moving figures around and plotting Sakura - psychotic florist stare Lee - .... stare ...Martial Arts teacher + motivation counsellor Tenten - International hockey (or some other sport involving aim) player Sasuke - pessimistic poet or one of those dudes you see in movies at the clubs with the depressed humour jokes on stage Itachi - I agree, model wow it seems like you thought about this alot, sorry but I probably wouldn't come up with anything even if I wanted to. sweatdrop This makes me feel sad emo I can't come up with anything either...I have no brain gonk
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:16 am
Oshousama_Raistlin spruce56 Shino becomes: A - Insecty biologist (can't remember the proper name) B - Helps out at the hair salon by being able to tell who has nits, and if they do, ordering the nits to sod off. (Yes I've been watching Blackadder, if anyone recognizes the expression) Off the topic here, but the ninja headband is now 300k sweatdrop I'm questing too, now! xd Anyway: Shino: xenobiologist Hinata: Geisha (she's so feminine and softly spoken) Itachi: House wife, because he's too blind to go outside the house! xd I BEG your pardon!! stressed TOO BLIND TO GO OUTSIDE THE HOUSE!!!?? scream If this wasn't Gaia... I would certainly look-up your mail adress and stalk you for THE REST OF YOUR DAYS! He is NOT TOO blind! stare scream Itachi: murderer, model 3nodding Gai and Lee: Models for toothpaste. "More shining then ever! Almost as shining as the power of youth!!" Shikamaru: Some smart a** in wars. Sakura: Teacher for little kids. "sensei, sensei, sensei!!!!" "SHUT UP!" *cry* Sasuke: Model; "See! The new Duck-butt hair style!" and gay. Orochimaru: Gives food to snakes in the ZOO KAbuto: Drugsdealer 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:46 pm
Sasuke - The main star on Queer eye for the straight guy!
Sakura - ......... Can she be one of them tv advertisers people on infomercials.
Kiba - Dog breeder.
Lee - Professional motivation speaker.
Temari - Professional Fan girl =D
Gaara - Anger therapy, You will find him there.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:15 pm
Earwen_Telrunya Oshousama_Raistlin spruce56 Shino becomes: A - Insecty biologist (can't remember the proper name) B - Helps out at the hair salon by being able to tell who has nits, and if they do, ordering the nits to sod off. (Yes I've been watching Blackadder, if anyone recognizes the expression) Off the topic here, but the ninja headband is now 300k sweatdrop I'm questing too, now! xd Anyway: Shino: xenobiologist Hinata: Geisha (she's so feminine and softly spoken) Itachi: House wife, because he's too blind to go outside the house! xd I BEG your pardon!! stressed TOO BLIND TO GO OUTSIDE THE HOUSE!!!?? scream If this wasn't Gaia... I would certainly look-up your mail adress and stalk you for THE REST OF YOUR DAYS! He is NOT TOO blind! stare scream Itachi: murderer, model 3nodding Gai and Lee: Models for toothpaste. "More shining then ever! Almost as shining as the power of youth!!" Shikamaru: Some smart a** in wars. Sakura: Teacher for little kids. "sensei, sensei, sensei!!!!" "SHUT UP!" *cry* Sasuke: Model; "See! The new Duck-butt hair style!" and gay. Orochimaru: Gives food to snakes in the ZOO KAbuto: Drugsdealer 3nodding I knew they would get mad gonk
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:16 pm
otohime_No_kasai Sasuke - The main star on Queer eye for the straight guy! Sakura - ......... Can she be one of them tv advertisers people on infomercials. Kiba - Dog breeder. Lee - Professional motivation speaker. Temari - Professional Fan girl =D Gaara - Anger therapy, You will find him there. good ones Kat 3nodding
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