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 Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:50 am
I know there is probably another topic like this but oh well. xd Please tell clean jokes and please don't say anything that would hurt someone's feelings. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:54 am
xp
ummm...should I go first? whee
Why did the tomato blush? blaugh
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:18 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:28 am
I believe there is already a thread like this. D:
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:05 am
Okay well.. this is the only one I can remember at the moment, and my mom told it too me x.x;
Two woman had died and gone to heaven. They had never known each other untill they met up there. They decided to start a conversation just to get to known eachother. The first woman turns to the second and says..
"So.. How did you die?"
The second woman sighed lightly and reponded with..
"Well.. I froze to death.."
The first woman gasped and said..
"That must have been awful!"
The seond woman shook her head and explained..
"No.. Not really. I started seeing my breath.. Anf shivvering, and then the other stages of the cold. I looked up at the flakes and then just went"
The first woman nodded and thought about that, not long before the second woman repeated the question..
"How did -You- die?"
The First woman thought for a moment, before giving her reply..
"Well.. I could have swore that my husband was cheating on me.. So I came home one night positive that I'd catch him in the act. I stormed into the bedroom, but he was all alone. So I ran around the house as fast as I could checking all the closets and rooms and anywhere that she could be hiding, and... I had a heart attack!"
The second woman turns to the first and says...
"Well. You know.. If you would have checked the freezer, we'd both be alive.."
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:13 am
Mistrust -blahdeedah-
"Well. You know.. If you would have checked the freezer, we'd both be alive.."
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:19 am
lol click my WWW. And when you get there. DO NOT click the dont go here button! But if you do sign the guest book!
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:22 pm
because he saw the salad dressing!!! whee Funny Joke Mistrust...I've heard something like it before blaugh
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:15 pm
Mistrust *blah*
The second woman turns to the first and says...
"Well. You know.. If you would have checked the freezer, we'd both be alive.."
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:16 pm
How long does it take to microwave a baby?
No time.
Why?
Simple.
They taste better grilled, stupid. =3
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