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Yes, I made a Pokémon-based SoaD fanfic. Angel's fanfic inspired me...(Nintendo Power, bishes) So, enjoy my stroke of dorkness genius! I am taking requests. I have ways to work people in. ;3
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Chapter One!
Miyamoto's Evil Plan

Megan sat on her bed, her attention focused on her GameBoy Advanced SP. While cleaning out her room, she had found Pokémon Sapphire. It had been so long since she had played it, she had decided to give it a go. The focus turned to frustration when she heard a knock at the door. With a groan, she threw her GameBoy on her bed and trudged to the door. When she opened it, she came face-to-face with four men, dressed as Girl Scouts. The shortest one cleared his throat and spoke in a falsetto voice,
"Hi there, Miss. Um, we're selling Girl Scout cookies, for...legit reasons..." he said. Another man, taller with a long, braided beard then said, in an obviously fake, high voice,
"Um, yeah. We're not selling you cardboard chunks we tried to make look like cookies so we can go out and buy some more booze, cigarettes, and weed," he coughed. Megan raised an eyebrow,
"Uh...Aren't you guys a little too old for Girl Scouts?" The short one blinked,
"Hey!! We got the ******** uniforms and cookies!! What do you want?! A certificate of authenticity?!" Megan eyed them. They were all in uniforms that were at least two sizes too small. The skirts were riding up their asses and the 'badges' looked alot like beer bottle caps. She coughed,
"Um...you look like...older men." The bearded man flashed her a crooked smile,
"How do you know we're not dykes. or just really ugly chicks?" Megan put her hand on her hip,
"Good point...You guys come inside...I'll find some money." The short one pumped his arm,
"Score! I knew there'd be someone dumb enough to buy our 'cookies' besides the blind old lady in the wheelchair." Megan turned around,
"What?!"
"...Nothing..."
"Come on. stop playing dumb. Who are you people really?" The short one sighed and muttered,
"Well, I knew it was too good to be true..." and with that, all four took off their spurious disguises. Before her stood System of a Down in the flesh. Megan folded her arms,
"Did you really think I was that stupid?!" Shavo stoner-laughed,
"Uh, well...Actually, yeah."
"So, why are you here and need money?"
"Well...Daron used the last to pay a hooker." Megan's eyes went wide,
"That much?! For a Baltimore whore? Was she charging for the sex or the diseases she was giving you?" Daron giggled,
"Thank God she only gave me head...Fellatio..." John shot him a dirty look,
"For $500, it had better been some good head!" Daron flushed red and sunk into his seat. Megan raised her hands up,
"Ok, enough. I have some booze in the fridge. You guy's can have it for free. It belongs to my mom's boyfriend, so I don't give two shits what happens to it. I'll be right back," she turned and walked towards the kitchen. Daron stood up once she left the room,
"Well, I'm bored. Time to ******** with her stuff," he said walking towards an adjacent room. He brushed past some bamboo curtains into what he assumed to be Megan's room. The top of her dresser was cluttered with everything from a bamboo plant, to sushi candles. Upon her chest of drawers was what appeared to be a Wiccan altar, which explained the pentagrams. The walls were covered with various posters, mostly System of a Down and various, underground punk bands. The bed was unmade, but otherwise, the room was tidy. The room also smelled of smoke, which wafted from an incense burner. They all crowded into it,
"s**t! She has a bunch of weird stuff!" he said, picking up an hourglass and flipping it. While Daron rummaged through her dresser, Shavo glanced at her bed. Upon it lay several books drawing books, and a GameBoy Advance SP. He picked it up, and turned it on. The little 'Nintendo' icon flashed on the screen, when all of a sudden, the words,
"FOOLISH AMERICANS!" shook the house. Daron, who was playing with a bra, looked up, as did Serj and John. Megan burst into her room,
"What the ******** is going on?!" From the GameBoy, a hologrpahic image of Shigeru Miyamoto's head floated out. They all stood there, dumbstruck as the head began to speak,
"My name is Shigeru Miyamoto. President of Nintendo," he said, glowering at everyone,
"You Americans; guniea pigs for new scheme. Japan's new Weapons of Mass Destruction." Megan blinked,
"What?! Wea..."
"Girl! Shut mouth or I shut it! Now, for plan. Japan use Pokémon for world domination. We will bring U.S. to knees." Megan folded her arms,
"How are we involved in this?" Miyamoto laughed evilly,
"Into GameBoy you all go. In there; you stay! You know too much, the world must never know. You must beat game to get out. Beat game you never will, ha ha!" Then, the Game Boy's screen seemed to grow larger and larger and it swirled in the color of a black light; it looked like a black hole! Megan and System were sucked into the swirling maelstrom, spinning around until they found themselves in tall grass. They heard a voice call out,
"I think I just heard a Pokémon!" then, they heard footsteps running toward them.

Chapter Two!

Megan's eyes went wide,
"Oh, s**t! Oh, s**t! What do we do?!" she stood up, and infront of her stood two kids, boy and girl, about two years younger than her. The boy wore long, khaki shorts, and a T-shirt with the number '7' embroidered upon it. The girl wore deninm short-shorts and a white tank top. Most notably, they had on large backbacks and belts, with six loops on it. One was holding a red and white ball, and raised it at Megan,
"Wow, May," the boy said, staring up at Megan, whom was 5'8 and towered over the kids, "This is a big Pokémon!" May looked at
Megan, then all of System,
"I've never seen anything like them, Bill!" she took out a small, hand-held computer, and held it up to them. A bright light flashed them, and the computer said,
"Unknown. No archives hold any recoreds of these Pokémon," Bill and Mays' eyes went wide,
"Let's catch them, and show them to Professor Oak!!" Bill took out a white-and-red ball, presumably a Pokéball, and hurled it at Megan. It clonked her on the head, knocked her out, and rolled into the grass. Bill snapped his fingers,
"Damn! They must be really strong!" Daron and Shavo were pointing and laughing at Megan, while Serj tried to awaken her. Serj shot Daron and Shavo dirty looks,
"She isn't a Pokémon," he said, helping Megan to her feet, "But, they are!" he said, pointing at Daron and Shavo. Bill and May exchanged excited looks,
"OOH!! Let's catch them! Pokéball, go!" Daron giggled,
"Hehe...You said baAAHH!" The ball didn't hit him on the head...It hit him in the balls. He fell on the ground, holding them, and crying in pain. Shavo then stoner-laughed at Daron. Bill snapped his fingers,
"Damn! These are some strong Pokémon." Daron winced, part in pain, part in anger,
"Or maybe we aren't ******** Pokémon!" May nodded,
"That would explain why they can talk. Pokémon can't...Well, maybve we should take them to Professor Oak. He'd know for sure," and with that, Bill and May escorted them through the grass, to Professor Oak's lab.

Chapter 3:
System, Megan, May, and Bill walked into Oak's lab. The lab was cluttered with sinister-looking machinery. Oak examined System and Megan,
"Yes...You found prime test-subjects, kids," he grabbed Megan's arm and led her to a small chair. He measured her, and looked into her eyes with a flashlight,
"Um...Personal space?" she mumbled. Oak smiled,
"Don't worry, In a moment, it won't matter..." he led her on a platform, and an opaque bubble enclosed around her. There was a flash of light, and the bubble opened up, and a small, black and gold, fox-looking thing padded out. It looked up and spoke, in Megan's voice,
"What happened? Why are you guy's so tall all of a sudden?" Daron giggled,
"A KITTY!" he shreiked, jumping on Megan, and picking her up. Megan's eyes went wide,
"What?!" she glanced at a reflective, metal machine. She was a 'kitty'... Oak smiled,
"I made her into an Umbreon...And, three of you aren't far behind her..." he pressed a button, and a metal gate fell over the door. Shavo blinked,
"Huh?" Oak smiled,
"We'll make three of you into Pokémon, then the forth will be your trainer, and you'll battle your way out of this game...Who wants to go first?" The room fell silent. Shavo coughed, and Oak smiled,
"You're first, my friend..." he said, leading Shavo into the machine. The opaque bubble covered him, and when it opened, a small, blue creature stumbled out, with a shadowy tail. Daron laughed,
"HAHAHAHA! You're a ******** little, blue dwarf! Like a smurf!!" Oak then grabbed Daron, who dropped Megan. Shavo smiled,
"And, you're next..." he said, leading Daron into the machine. The opaque bubble enclosed him. When it opened, a big, pink thing lumbered out. Daron turned around,
"The ********...? I have something chewing on my a**!!" Oak smirked,
"A Slowbro? That seemed fitting...And, the bald one's a Wobbuffet...Now, who shall be the last one?" Serj blinked nervously, and Oak pointed to him,
"You'll be our last Pokémon," he said, leading him to the machine, "And, you," he pointed to John, "Shall be a Trainer." The bubble enclosed around Serj, and when it opened, a little, floofy fox bounced out. Oak grinned,
"A Flareon! Well, now, my little friends...into the balls you go. John is your trainer now..." Shavo and Daron laughed,
"Hehe...balls..." Oak folded his arms, and tossed four balls at them, and they vanished in a flash of red light. He picked up the balls, and handed them to John,
"Good luck...You're going to need it," he smirked, opening the gates. John nodded, dumbstruck, and walked outside. Then, Oak dragged him back inside,
"Waaait...Bad idea. We should make all of your Pokémon similar...to make it easier for you..." he said, leading Daron and Shavo back into the machine. Daron was made into a Jolteon, and Shavo, a Vaporeon. He put them back in the balls and handed them to John,
"There...This'll make things easier...You'll need all the help you can get," he said as John walked outside, and walked out of town...

CHAPTER FOUR:
John walked north, out of Pallet Town, and into the grassy woods. His mind was racing,
"Damn, this all happened so fast. I was cross-dressed as a Girl-Scout, next thing I know, I'm using my bandmates as Pokémon..." he walked ahead, then, a young boy of about 10 or 11 jumped out, and pointed at John,
"Are you a trainer?" he looked down at his belt, and saw the five Pokéballs, "You are! Let's battle!" he said, taking a ball, throwing it at the ground, and releasing his Pidgey. John blinked,
"Great. I don't even think they can battle..." he said, taking out one of the ball, "Pokéball, go!" he yelled, throwing the ball at the ground. Daron popped out, looking dazed and confused. Immediatly, he tackled John,
"What were you thinking, man?! You locked me in a ball!" John pushed him off, and the little kid was staring, shocked,
"Did...that Jolteon...talk?!" Daron looked at him,
"No s**t! Of course I talked! Not a Pokémon...I'm a human!" the boy immediatly called his Pokémon back, and ran away, freaked! Daron looked at John, an angry glint in his shiny, brown eyes. John frowned,
"Well, I got to keep you guys in the baaalls!!!" he shreiked, as he tripped. The balls fell off his belt, and released the other four. John sighed,
"Well, might as well keep you out," he said as they streched their limbs and shook out their fur. John sat on a rock,
"Where are we supposed to go? he said, looking at his four 'Pokémon.' Daron was biting Shavo's tail, Serj was lying in the sun, dozing, and Megan was watching Daron and Shavo. Just then, Megan's ears pricked. She stood erect, her ears pointed. She silently padded into the grass, and found another, similar looking Pokémon. It was smaller than Megan, and was purple with two tails. When Megan began to walk towards it, she looked up,
"...Who are you?" she asked, ears folded back. Megan sat down, looking at her,
"My name's Megan. Some freaky Oak guy made me into an Umbreon..." its eyes went wide,
"Really?! My name's Devon, and the same thing happened to me! He made me an Espeon!" Megan turned around, and began walking towards John,
"I'm on a quest, along with four other people, so we can get out of this game as humans," Devon stood, dumbstruck when she saw John,
"Is that John from System of a Down?" Megan nodded,
"Yeah; our trainer. You think that's weird? Try Daron the Jolteon, or Shavo the Vaporeon, and lest we forget, Serj the Flareon," Devon tilted her head,
"Hmm...I guess I'll stick with you guys...I mean, what do I have to lose?"

CHAPTER FIVE: (Diffrent Prospective =o)

"MEGAN!!" Shimi called out, pushing open the front door. Shimi, Megan's friend, was worried. Megan had promised to call her today and go to the mall, but, she never did...and that is so unlike Megan. Shimi looked all around the house, then she went into Megan's room. Bridget, Megan's little sister, was in the room next to her's. She walked in, eating a candy bar,
"Whatcha doing, Olivia?" Bridget asked.
"It's Shimi!" she growled, "And, I'm looking for Megan. You've seen her?" Bridget shrugged,
"Beats me. She was playing that game boy this morning, and now she's gone...Oh well," Bridget said, shrugging and walking outside. Shimi picked up the GameBoy and shook it,
"Hm...She was playing Pokémon..." Shimi muttered, shaking her head. Then, the power flashed on, and the screen went purplish-black, and began to grow. Shimi's eyes went wide,
"OH ********!" she screamed, as it began to suck her into the void of cyberspace. She clawed the carpet, but it was no use. She was sucked into the GameBoy, and landed in the middle of a clearing. Five Pokémon, an Umbreon, Espeon, Vaporeon, Jolteon, and Flareon, all stared up at her in suprise, and, a famaliar face, John Dolmayan, looked at her. John smiled,
"So, the GameBoy has claimed another victim..." Shimi blinked,
"Waaaaaaait...If you're here...Where's Shavo, or Serj...or Daron?!" John pointed to Vaporeon, Flareon, and Jolteon,
"There they are..." Shimi's eyes went wide, and she dove for Daron,
"OMIGODDESS!! It's so adorable!!" she said, squeezing him. Daron's eye twitched,
"AH! Fangirl! Get the ******** off me!" he growled, and, to Shimi's and his own suprise, he shocked her. Daron blinked,
"Whoa! I did that?" Shimi stood up, dazed...
"Oops, I won't try that again anytime soon...So, where's Megan?" The Umbreon walked over to Shimi and nudged her hand,
"Right here...That crazy Oak guy made us into Pokémon." Shimi blinked,
"Sweet..."

Chapter Six: Agent 'Washu'
"Hello? Yes, this is 'Washu'. Hmm? I need to save the world? Again? Oh, all right. Meet me at HQ and we'll go over the details. Thank you," She hung up her phone. Agent Caitlin AKA 'Washu.' She was an American spy thingy. She was so useful because, though she was an adult, she looked like a teenager, making her seem harmless. She walked through the doors of HQ, and found a stack of papers. She sweeped her eyes over them,
"Pokémon? I have to sneak into Nintendo of America?" she was referring to the one in Redmond of Pierce County. The paper instructed her to disguise herself as a Nintendo fangirl, complete with a fat suit and pimples, and find out what Nintendo had planned...something involving Pokémon...

She dressed in Nintendo T-shirts, wristbands, put her hair in little ponytails, and covered a pair of jeans in Nintendo patches. She admired herself in the mirror, putting a messager bag on her shoulder,
"Ho' yeah. Nintendo HQ, here I come," she said, hoping in her car.

-@ NINTENDO HQ-

Caitlin walked into the HQ, glancing around. There was a tour group, getting ready to go through the building. She slipped in, and the guys showed entrance,
"Hehe...Hey, baby. Wanna see my Yu-Gi-Oh card collection?" Caitlin turned to the person who spoke to her. He was short, fat, had a crewcut, a two-sizes-too-small T-shirt with a Nintendo logo on it, short jeans, high socks, and ugly shoes.
"Hey, baby...Want to go to the computer convention with me?" Caitlin grimaced and stepped back,
"Umm...No thanks...I'm...taken..." The boy leaned in closer,
"Who's going to know?" Caitlin's eyes went wide, and she jumped away, and ran into an adjacent room, and she heard a voice,
"Operation Domination is going smoothly... We'll have America on their knees in no time..." Caitlin looked at the two, skinny Asian dudes, who didn't see her. They were discussing something about 'O[eration Domination'...Caitlin smiled,
"Score. This was easier than I thought..." she muttered, looking down at the two men. They were talking about 'Operation Domination.'
"We already have five Pokémon...and they're being trained. That loser American...John or whatever...if he really thinks beating the game is going to set him and his friends free, he's got another thing coming. It'll just make the Pokémon stronger, more willing to obey. Then, we take control of them, and take control of the United States! They'll never see it coming!" Caitlin blinked,
"Pokémon?" she took notes and ran out of the room, "I got to find a way into this 'game' and find the 'Pokémon' and their 'trainer'."
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Chapter Seven:
Speaking of 'Trainer'

"NO! Bad Daron! Bad Shavo! That's not what we're in this game for!" John shouted as Daron and Shavo darted underneath women's skirts. They finally found something useful for being stuck in a Pokémon body. John's temples throbbed,
"Don't make me put you in the ball!" Daron's eyes widened,
"NO-!" he was silenced by Megan,
"Dumbass. Pokémon don't talk. Want to blow or cover?" she whispered harshly into his ear. Daron sighed,
"Jolt? Jolteon." Shavo smirked,
"You sound like a dumbass." he whispered to Daron. Daron turned to Shavo, his shiny black eyes locked on Shavo's,
"I'm not a dumbass!" he snarled, and with that, he tackled Shavo. They both started fighting...like Pokémon. Y'know: Biting, scratching, Thunderbolt, Aurora Beam... neutral John was getting ready to break them apart himself when Megan and Devon jumped in. Megan pulled Daron away and Devon dragged Shavo the opposite direction,
"Why are we fighting amongst ourselves?! This is accomplishing nothing! We need to get out of this damn game," Megan said sternly. Daron stoner-laughed,
"Heh...Whatever. I just thought 'Hey, I'm a Pokémon. I can..."
"Shut up," Megan said, smacking him into silence. Daron slunk down, and trotted off, tail between his legs. Megan actually felt a little bad...

Oh well.

They kept walking, as the next town wasn't too far. Then, out of the grass came a small, foxlike creature. It looked up at everyone, first with an angered look in its eye, then admiration. Meekly, it spoke,
"A Jolteon. Flareon...Vaporeon. Umbreon and Espeon! Omg! I'm such a huge fan!" Its big eyes looked at Daron,
"When I find a Thunderstone, I want to grow up to be just like you!!" Daron frowned,
"Uh, yeah...Sure. Let's keep going?" He tried to walk away, but the thing clinged to him,
"I'm Eevee. I'm your biggest fan!!" Daron's eyes darkened, and he let loose his Thunderbolt. Eevee flew backwards, and the air smelled of singed fur, and Daron's spiky, yellow hair stood on end. Eevee ran back over and gazed up at him in awe,
"I'm never washing ever again..." John frowned,
"Come on, guys! Attack!" everyone stared, and let out a few giggles. Serj flounced over to Eevee, and puffed an Ember at him. It barely grazed his tail. Then, Shavo went over and sprayed Eevee with Water Gun, making him less burnt. Devon used Helping Hand, and that made Eevee cling harder. But, Megan, being as mean as she is, used Confusion. Eevee flew off Daron and stood up, dazed and confused. Daron tackled John, bit him, took a Pokéball, chucked it at Eevee, then throw it in the adjacent water channel. Devon frowned,
"You're a d**k." Daron blinked,
"And?" John stood up and fingered the ugly bitemark Daron left, then looked ahead,
"Oh, look. A town."

John squinted at the sign and attempted to read it,
"...Chateruse City? Home of The Greenest Trees and The Grass Gym" Devon thought, "Hm...Gym..." Megan nodded,
"Yeah, a first step in beating the game. Get all eight badges, then beat the Elite Four." Devon nodded and began to walk towards the gym, but John stopped her, "We should go to the Pokémon Center and heal you guys." Daron grinned,
"And you should get that nasty bite checked out!" John glared,
"SHUT UP, DARON!' Several people started as they uneasily made their way inside to be healed up before heading to the gym.

(TO BE CONTINUED!)

I would seriously pay good money to see them in skirts. heart heart
I wanna be in it!! this sounds better than mine.

I'll work you all in, as soon as I get some inspiration... 3nodding I'll say one thing...There is going to be alot of Pokéball jokes... xd

@Angel: Don't say that. wink You're a great author. All of you are. 3nodding heart

Oh, my... It must be really, really dirty. XDD

Hahaha! great! i luv it!!

ninja

-Madfangirlgiggle- Daron should be the trainer or a clefairy. XDDD

OMG, I have an idea. I shalt PM it to you...I feel weird saying that.