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 Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:59 pm
this is a thread where you can post jokes that you find funny and stuff like that.
why are rabbits feet considered lucky?
i dont know but it sure aint lucky for the rabbit.....
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:47 am
poor bunnies..um...there's an old lady that lives in a 1 story house,and in that house,everything is pink..th'cats are pink the furniture,the walls,kitchen,everythin' is pink.....what color is teh staircase?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:01 pm
there is no staircase haha
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:55 pm
xp woot!you got it right..most people dont' catch the 1 story part....okay....umm...i'm thinking of a word that starts with an "e" ands with an "e" and there is only 1 letter in it.what is it?
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:44 pm
Eye?
Yay for jokes and riddles! I'll post one as soon as I can think of a good one.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:38 pm
i cant beleive you have never heard that joke kitty! its an envelope it starts with an e ends with an e and you write a letter to someone and put it in an envelope so there is one letter in it
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:57 pm
Oh, I get it now. I was thinking 'eye' because you can also spell it 'I', and then there would only be one letter in it.
I've heard a lot of riddles, but I've never heard that one before.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:22 pm
A robber came into a house in the middle of the night planning on robbing the place ( obviously) and as he was about to get started he heard a voice say "Jesus is Watching" The robber looked all around but couldn't find the voice, se he kept going. But then he heard it again "Jesus is Watching" He flung around and saw a parot. "was that you" the robber asked the parot. "yes" the parot replyed. The robber signed with relief. "What is your name anyway" "Clarence", said the bird. That is a stupid name for a bird, what idiot named you that?" The same idiot who named the pit bull Jesus!
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:00 pm
I've heard that one before. It's still funny, though.
I finally remembered one.
One night a kid was sitting outside looking at the stars, and he said to himself, "I wonder if there's a God?"
"There is," a voice responded.
"God, can I ask you a question?" the kid asked.
"Sure," God answered.
The kid asked, "How much is a million dollars to you?"
"A penny," God replied.
The kid asked, "How much is a million years to you?"
"A minute," God answered.
"God," the kid asked, "Can I have a penny?"
"In a minute," God replied.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:08 pm
zephyrkitty I've heard that one before. It's still funny, though. I finally remembered one. One night a kid was sitting outside looking at the stars, and he said to himself, "I wonder if there's a God?" "There is," a voice responded. "God, can I ask you a question?" the kid asked. "Sure," God answered. The kid asked, "How much is a million dollars to you?" "A penny," God replied. The kid asked, "How much is a million years to you?" "A minute," God answered. "God," the kid asked, "Can I have a penny?" "In a minute," God replied. i know you had heard the one i told, cause i told it to you. nice joke haha
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:53 pm
those are great xd ..can't htink of anymore at the moment.. xp ..wait..okay...
Bob is sleeping in a recliner in a room with the door a tiny bit open..there's a bump on his nose and blood on the ceiling.how did teh blood get there??
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