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Once upon a time there was a princess. Not just any princess. She was super Ninja Princess with magic powers. Her name? "Super Ninja Princess with Magic powers!"

"Oh Father I'm going to leave for a picnic with my date now." Yelled Lunar Super Ninja Princess with Magic powers. (For short we'll call her just Lunar)." Timothy, the king of everything and Lunars father stopped her before she could leave. "Wait Lunar, You must take you're sister Solar Also a Super Ninja Princess with Magic Powers who's Almost Equal to you in Wit and Strength Expcept she's Also a Faerie!(Solar for short)." Lunar glared at her father. But Timothy stood strong and with a sigh Lunar called for her sister to join her. "Can I go now?" Timothy nodded but then shook his head "You must also take with you you're brother Halo Seventeen A princess with Some Powers and a Flashlight" (Halo for short)

As the princess walked along the path to where Lunar was heading for her "date" Solar decided to ask her sister some questions. "Who are you dating this time, Prince Coolio?" Lunar laughed "Silly sister, I lied to father I'm actually going to meet the Really hot super gorgeous Mote boy, we fell madly in love and I didn't want father to know." (rewind) "Who are you dating this time, Prince Coolio?" Lunar sneered " I lied Solar I'm actually going out with that little b***h who cleans the mote. I'm using him and I want his money." Solar shrugged as they continued to the mote.

"Hey Lunar!" said the mote boy full of grime from cleaning the mote. Lunar looked away "Huh, hello mote boy who does not capture my interest." Solar took one look at the mote boy took out her shotgun and shot him. "You don't have to date him we can just kill him." Lunar gave her Sister a huge hug and got Halo to use her flashlight so they could she into the mote boys pockets more clearly. This was truely a most joyous occasion.

Lunar and her posse, erm siblings went back to the castle with their bling bling and greeted their father who was now their mother because, with the money they stole their father could get the operation he wanted. They all went in for a group hug. They even let the barmaid Sakura join who is only mentioned once in this story and will never be mentioned again. They all lived happily ever after. The End.

Solar was on the brink of insanity as one of her friends was killed. "Ehem don't you mean two?" Asked Lunar suspiciously. riiigght. Any way the point is Solar was devastated. "Nah I'm fine." The narrator glared at her "Why argue it I'm telling the story so shut up." Solar blew into rage. "What did you just tell me to do!" "I said shut up! God are you deaf? Stupid bi" the second narrator ran onto the scene brushing aside the dead corspe of the first narrator. Solar was eating cookies and wasn't sharing with Lunar after a short arguement the spaceship opened its doors... to "Alien Boy."(Yeah...new twist bet you didn't see it coming)

Lunar looked up in amazingment as she saw the man of her dreams enter the ship. "Just like in my dream Solar!!" The director of this movie handed Lunar a microphone. Savier rolled over and whispered to Timmy. "Oh yay a musical." Music started to play. Solar ran off to find her faerie costume for she had an important roll in this too. Alien boy also grabbed a microphone. Savier and Timmy did the chorus "AH Ah Ah Ah"
Lunar sang "Another night another dream, but always you, its like a vision of love that seems to be true, another night another dream, but always you, in the night I dream of love so true." Alien boy joined "Just another night, another vision of love, you feel joy you feel pain because nothing will be the same, just another night, is all that it takes to, understand, the difference between love, oh baby I talk, talk, I talk to you in the night in you're dream of love so true. I talk, talk I talk to you in the night in you're dream of love so true." "Tra lalalalaalala" Sang Solar in the backround twirling in her Faerie skirt. Lunar sang again "In the night in my dreams I'm in love with you cause you talk to me like lovers do I feel joy I feel pain cause its still the same when the night is gone I'll be alone. Another night another dream, but always you..." and the song continued to the end and

"Line!" Yelled Lunar to the director. "Theres no line you just have to kiss him." He yelled back. Lunar nodded and she moved closer to Alien boy..."I can't do this." She said walking away "Why not?" The director asked. "Alien boy is supposed to be younger than me and this guys like 60. The musical number...that was stretching it too." the director stopped her. "He's not 60..Are ya Alien boy." Alien boy looked up "Yeah I'm 59..geese." "See he's 59...where Are you going?" "This is a stupid story and a stupid plot with a stupid cast." she yelled "Hey!" Solar yelled back slightly hurt that she was called stupid. The director caought up to her "At least tell Timmy and Savier you're quitting so they don't have to pretend to be dead anymore." Lunar nodded and went to the stage that looked like a ducky bathroom.

"So how old are you again?" Solar said cuddling up to Alien boy who's name was actually fred. "I'm 59. I can't believe she wanted a younger actor." She nodded "I know exactly what you mean. Its ok fred I have high morals. and I think you older guys are really sexy." (Solar do not be offended don't address this after you're finished reading...because I know you're ready too. you're probebly plotting evil revenge. I use memory and change it to my liking for the story to get an edge. I apologize in advandce if it hurt you're feelings but I don't really think that of you)


"Hey guys..I'm done with this story. I'm leaving." Said Lunar casually. "Can we come with you?" Asked Savier. "No you can't. I have this hentai club card me and solar...Solar!! Any way bye." She said dragging Solar away from fred. "So what do you wanna do now savvy?' Savier was angry. "You can stay and do the movie by yourself I'm leaving." Timmy got wide eyed "By myself...why thats the lead role!"


Young timmy opened her eyes for the first time. Everyone one the ship except for alien boy had been eaten by the ducks. Timmy ended up living her life forever in an endless romance with Alien boy..the End.

"Oh prince Orion Blender Cream McBoulder! Please grant me this one kiss. To seal our scared love forver." Whispered Princess Lunar. Prince Orion nodded "Ok, but you must promise me this will not be our last...like I mean this will go somewhere right? Right? Come on?" Lunar sighed "Blender Cream McBoulder...I'm not ready to...share my icecream with you...but since this is only a dream." Orion stomped his foot "Come on!" Lunar sighed again "Ok dream version of Orion...take it." Lunar handing Orion her icecream and he ate it up. "Now kiss me Orion like I know you can!" He leaned in and Lunar woke up. She looked up to the morning sunset and let out yet another sigh. "One day in real life...I will be know as Mrs. Blender Cream McBoulder!"

Days and days past while Lunar awaited her prince charming to come and one day. "Oh man this is a really long tower! Sakura? Are you sure theres Treasure in this Tower?" Lunar jumped out of bed. "Oh Orion! I have waited....what the ********! who are you?" The pool boy climbed into the Tower and helped Sakura in. "Oh I'm Savvy the pool boy...who are you?"
Lunar just stared angerly. Sakura broke the Silence "Hi Miss I'm Saku.." "No one asked you!" Interupted the pool boy.Lunar rolled her eyes "I'm princess Lunar!" The pool bo nodded "So do you have treasure?" Lunar looked shocked "How dare you ask that we just met!" The pool boy shrugs "I meant gold but whatever." Lunar glared "The only treasure her is me. My absolute presence shall astonish all men and make them weak in the knees....or dead and for you Sir. Pool boy..I choose death" and with that she shoved the pool boy out the window where he went splat and died. Fortunetly sakura broke his fall but maiden Solar finished the job. "Oh Orion...where art thou...hey..hey Maiden Solar who shalt cross this path!" Solar looked up "Oh it shalt be Sir. Orlando Bloom!" Lunar nodded "Oh..." after a few prolonged minutes she screamed" Screw Orion Blender cream mcboulder! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She jumped up and down like a crazy fan girl. OMG OMG OMG OMG!! ITS YOU!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Lunar hopped out of her castle and jump him. They were married the same day and Solar wore black to the wedding. and they had ..a child..of some sort...yes.

Once upon a time there was a ninja. This ninja had anger issues. Maybe it was her cologne or maybe it was her beard...she never really liked it much but she could never take off her mask to shave. So I guess she had reason to be angry.

In a castle next to the lonely angry ninja girl. Was a Queen that was handed everything. She even had her own personal pool boy. She was married, she didn't love him. She was often frustrated and turned to the pool boy in her time of need. Her husband was never home and curiosly there was a bunch of naked man pictures in his room although the queen never questioned it. She never asked why her husband went to the ninja's house all the time. she assumed they were just friends.

The truth is the husband was confused. For he was attracted to beards and outgrown toenails. but when he found the ninja he knew it was love.
He new that he wasn't attracted to men it was just the beard on a women that he found sexy.

One day the the queen summoned the pool boy "U hoo, Oh pool boy?" The pool boy immediatly jumped to her side. "Yes Ma'am?" The queen sighed "Pool boy, would you go to the ninja house to tell my husband I miss him" The pool boy's face grew to a shocked expression "M'lady, "Suzie's legs are opening tonight and the ninjas house is so far I won't make it and the king made it very clear that no one should interupt him while he was doing buisness, or he would have their head chopped off!" The queen nodded. "Pool boy, when the sea men enter Suzie's legs to have their drinks I will hold Suzies legs open for you." The pool boy nodded "Ok, I'll do it then...you promise too once the sailors leave?" The queen nodded.

So the pool boy headed off to the ninja house. When he got there...he saw the King and the Ninja. Sharing romantic passion with chinese food. "Oh I just lllloooooooovvvvvvveeeeeee This food!" Squealed the ninja. "I'm glad...now if you'll just take off that mask and show me your beard." "NOOO!! Ninja code!" The pool boy could no longer look at this disgusting display of affection, between two people that shouldn't be showing it. "The queen will be dissapointed..." The pool boy knocked on the door. "The Ninja opened it and the pool boys eyes widened she looked better up close. "Ummm...the Queen sent me to say she missed her husband." "The king and I are busy..." The pool boy took a picture to remind him of her beauty and ran away.

When he got to a safe haven the pool boy stared at the picture. *Oh bearded Ninja...I don't care for your faults you are beautyful to me.* He put the naked picture in his back pocket. and head back to the queen. To be continued.

Once upon a time in a land far ...somewhat far away...well far away enough that you wouldn't have any recognition of it at all...unless you had ESPN. Where was I? Yes, Once upon a time. There was a very sad girl crying booh hoo..she cried and cried and cried and...well you get it. But she didn't know why she was sad. Perhaps it was that, that made her cry. The parking meter beside her felt bad. She was slowly slipping away, and it scared her. She wanted her mind her memories and it seemed like they were lost. The parking meter however could not do anything to get her to stop crying. It tried though. As best as it could. and so her time never did expire on the parking meter..it was all it could do for her.

One day a man walked down the street. "Thank god...stupid Malibu locking me away in that cellar.(He magically got out ok...OK ITS MAGIC!) Prince Monotopless stopped by the girl and looked at her. "Why are you crying?" The girl looked up "I don't know...I don't know anything!!" "You know I am here right?" She nodded "And as long as I'm here with you...then you will always have something to know." She started to nod but the parking meter came to life "I don't think so b***h! Lets do Kung Fu!! HOWWJOJWJAHOGHIYAFYUF&TIAFVOAF*OGY" and the Parking meter kicked Prince monotopless's a** silly and he died. The parking meter then stole his quarters and let the girls time continue. And she continued to cry. But she didn't know why.The End

*Laughs insanely* How many times did you type it up sav? I dunno Sav how many? Too many Sav. Thank god its over and ready. My present to you Lunar.


"I wonder what mother is going to get me for my birthday?" 17 year old Jenny asked herself on her way home from her job at Hooters. Jenny often asked herself questions when she was alone. Which was all the time "As long as I've got you Jen!" Jenny exclaimed happily picking up her pace into a quick jog.

She was having a marvelous workout. She ran so hard in fact that she was sweating through her extremely tight white Hooters shirt. "Mmm, Jenny its sooo hot. Maybe we should stretch before we continue. Ok Jenny that sounds awesome! Tee hee your so silly Jen!" Jenny unaware of what stretching was began to do jumping jacks "Look Jenny the owl eyes on our shirt move when we jump. Wow, you're so smart Jenny!" mesmorized by her own moving breasts she didn't see what was coming up behind her.

"I love you, you love me, were a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too!" "Jenny our chest is singing a song from barney now, lets stop. Ok Jen it was kind of hurting anyway." "Turn around Jenny! Its me, your friend from neverland." A wispy voice from behind Jen spoke. It was not her own it was another being making conversation with her "Who are you?" she asked turning around to find a man wearing a barney mask "Its me Jenny! Micheal Jackson! I don't want you to grow up Jenny come with me to neverland where you'll stay young FOREVER!" Jenny stared at the mask "Barney?" "No dear its me..." "Barney? Jen remember what Barney did at our 7th birthday party? Yes Jen I remember very well. He ate all the cheese, raped our mother and stole our pink Tu-tu...Jenny we can't let him get away with it. No we cannot Jen!" Micheal started to back away but tripped over his own tail. Jen's eyes rolled to the back of her head and she pulled out a dagger from her spandex (Don't ask me how she didn't get cut because I dun know) and murdered him "Quick jen we must get home before mother gets worried. Indeed we must!"


Jen ran into her house. No one was home yet, so she ran to her room. Tonight at midnight she would turn eighteen "JOHN! There you are. Where have you been. Well Jen I've been shopping for you. Really? Wow you are such a good boyfriend! You're such a hot babe Jen! Thanks John you know exactly what to say! It almost makes me forget the time you cheated on me with Bridget. What do I have to say for you to get over that Jenny! YOU KISSED ANOTHER WOMAN IT TAKES TIME TO FORGIVE JOHN! I know I'm sorry baby. Oh John! Hey guys sorry I'm late. Hey Jenny! Hey guys who wants to play strip poker! JOHN!" John you're such a perv. Sorry but I'm a guy. Born a dog. Yeah but your sexy so I forgive you." Jen walked towards the mirror "What a great body you have John. You too Jen. Hey lets watch T.v!" Jen sits on her bed, picks up the remote and then turns on the T.V. A newsman reports "There is a murderer here in our sweet town of Westchester. So I'd watch your backs tommorrow..." Jen turned off the t.v. and lay on her bed. "John don't touch me there! Not tonight." Jen fell asleep.


In the morning she woke up very paranoid. There was a murderer in her town and she was scared that she might be the next victom.


"Jen we should be careful today. Happy birthday Jenny! Thanks John, you're so perfect you never forget. It almost makes me forget the time you cheated on me with Clara! Ok fine I touched her and I'm sorry. Cheating is cheating John. I came back though Jen, which means I love you. Oh John...John put down my top! I have to go to work. JOHN!" Her door slowly crept open. It was her mother "MOM! John and I are busy do you mind!" "John?" Her mother only saw Jenny in the room lifting up her own shirt. "Your mom's such a square Jenny! yeah, I know. Bet she forgot it was your birthday too!" her mother raised a brow "You had a birthday?" "Wait Jen your mothers never home! She's the murderer! Quick Jen! Get a gun a shoot her!" Jen jumped off her bed and grabbed the gun in her drawer. She shot her mother "Whew, that was close Jen. Come on lets got to Hooters your real family!"

Jen departed for her work. Gun in hand. There was an old lady across the street who was walking just in front of her "She could be following you Jen! Right lets kill her just incase!" So she killed her. When Jen arrived at her work she just started killing people. "He's the murderer!" BANG "NO! She is!" BANG "No, she is!" BANG "She's not! But she's prettier than me!" BANG "She's the murderer!" BANG! " Look Jen any one of those innocent civilians could be the killer get them!" Eventually Jen was surrounded by corpses. "Jenny...I think you're the killer. OH MY GOD! JEN! What if I kill myself! Jen you have to shoot me, I don't want to die!" Jen was so scared of being murdered by the murderer. She decided to kill her. So she took the gun and shot herself. The end


Ah Lunar, you know my love for old people too well.

hmmm..since non one is with sav he shall type a sav story. Since the clock is ticking this could be a very short one, or a not so very good one. But whatev you'll either like it or not...

Once upon a time. There was a man...a man of formiddible strength and with a really nice butt. Haruto Kun was his name. Fighting crime was his game. Although he was only a sidekick, he was the coolest of the super heros. The real hero...if that is what you want to call her. Solar was the brains of the outfit. Little did she know that Haruto only joined up with her because of his secret undieing love for her. And of his one secret wish. "Solar..." haruto said one dark night under the apple tree of love "Solar there is one thing I must ask of you." he said lightly carefully laying out the romantic words from his lips to her ears. Solar nodded "Anything for you pal." Haruto nodded "I need to find the magic wishing well of dawn..but it is gaurded by two villians of mass destruction." Solar looked at him "Haruto why must you seek this well out." Haruto looked up at his true love "I can't say...just please...help me." He was useing some of his powers of adorable to win Solar over. She could not refuse him "Alright...let us wait for dawn." Haruto looked at his partner "Why?" Solar laughed "The wishing well of dawn only appears at dawn...everyone knows that! Hahahahahaha you're such and idiot sometimes Haruto."

Meanwhile The evil villians Super Lunar and Savman were pacing back in forth in front of the wishing well. After a few hours Savman decided to be brave and ask " Super Lunar why are we pacing this well?" Lunar stopped and turned around rubbing her hands together evilly "It is our well...ouuurr well no one must have it..no one. Just me cause its mine and we will make sure no one takes it....absolutly no one..because it is mine. HAHAHAHAHahhahah hehehehehee...." Lunar ran to her well "MY WELL." She started violently throwing money down the well "I wish this well will stay my well forever! I wish this well will stay my well forever! I wish this well will stay my well forever! I wish this well will stay my well forever! Stay my well...stay my well." She started to run out of change and breath "My...well...mine."
Savman just watched his partner in crime break down "Super Lunar maybe we should get you to a doctor..." Lunar shot up and looked at Savman evily "WHY! SO HE CAN STEAL MY WELL!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I THINK NOT!" She started pacing again.

Haruto and Solar brave dthe forest of the unknown and finally made it to the well. "There Solar, there they are and there is the well." Solar sighed "Lets get this over with then!" Solar marched right up to Savman "Hey give us this well!" Savman looked at Solar "I would but Super Lunar." Solar shoved Savman into the well "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......my feelings." Solar rolled her eyes "Shut up nerd." Lunar ran to them "NO!" Haruto walked upt to Lunar "I'm sorry it had to come to that but I need this well!" Super Lunar glared at Haruto " Come to what?" "That we had to shove your side kick down the well!" "I don't care about that. NO! You cannot have my well! NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER! " Super Lunar hugged her well and started to massage it and the kiss it lightly and then she started to french the well. Haruto frowned he wished he was that well...he also wish he was an oscar meyer wiener and he also wished that Solar...oh well his wishs would soon be a reality. Solar shoved Lunar into the well. Lunar scream and dropped "hey money! Back off Savman my money all my ehehehehehehehehee!"

Solar shrugged her shoulders "Alright Haruto...make a wish." haruto tossed money in "I wish...Solar would have sex with me."

The End