Crusty Bucket
Out in the middle of the yard is a crusty filthy old rusted metal bucket. Somehow that bucket carries an alluring aura that makes you want to get out any meaningless nonsense you feel the need to say. If you must chat the bucket will allow it. Beware The bucket must be emptied weekly of random junk that fills it up.
1. The bucket loves puns. 3nodding
2. The bucket is content to watch senseless violence.
3. The bucket is PARANOID and ruthless, don't attack it needlessly.
4. The bucket can be very vengeful.
5. The bucket is bottomless, you can drop anything into it and potentially lose it forever.
I'm making this the place for meaningless garbage. If you have useless BS that does not belong in the rest of the guild put it here. 3nodding
(7/7/05 [Damnit 72 years too soon!])
Now with 30% More Rust!
The bucket has rusted a little more. In it's rusting time It has learned a few magic tricks.
(11/5/05)
Open Do whatever the hell Forum
Finally to return the bucket to what it meant to be for. This is a free chat area. Come here to talk about whatever, do whatever, be whatever. You can practice your RPing techniques in complete freedom. Strike up a conversation with the locals or place any nonsense you want to here.
This is both an open forum and a training area for RPers. All I ask is that you try not to irritate the bucket.
(12/11/05)
Monsters!
Ok, I can't seem to put stupid RP ideas anywhere else so if I get any they will go here. You can RP along with them if you like, if you don't, Meh.
Apparently the bucket has spawned a small marshmallow looking creature about the size of a basket ball.
(3/2/06)
Mildestock?
After a period of constant spawn multiplication. The bucket spawn have begun to migrate for the spring in an event one of them called "Mildestock". Whatever...
Apparently they call their species "Milde"
(12/19/06)
(Canceled)
Can't do it. I think it'd be easier to just borrow from D&D/D20modern instead.
(3/24/07)
100 Pages of Senselessly Wasted Time
Yep, It's been how many years again? I think it was three. Anyway No rewards for the 100th page. Lets face it, being able to waste that much time posting is it's own reward. Besides, chances are it'll just be me on that 100th page anyway.
(8/12/07)
Epic Level Throwdown
What started as simply a duel between Deity and Deity hunter escalated into a dual front battle between epic level combatants.
(1/23/09)
Floating Ruins
What looks to be the remains of an ancient temple or city sprouted from the ground beneath bucket hill. It rose into the air taking a good chunk of landmass with it. From the very center of the ruins radiates intense negative energy. Because of this, living residents of Old Ashberg have been dying left and right, and dead residents have been rising as undead.
Phaeton's observational notes:
Region:
Mostly hills and grass with a few trees here and there. A forest forms to the east, the center of town is a few miles to the west, and there's a river passing to the south from the forest.
Populations sad Updated 12/15/07)
-1 Crusty Bucket
-9 Bucket Ninjas (They're usually hiding.)
-1 Bucket Sniper (Also hiding.)
- 973 Milde, 381 of which are employed and off around town.
-1 Giant Milde (Negamilde)
Languages:
-The bucket ninjas and the sniper speak Infernal except for the bucket-nin captain leader who speaks Infernal and Milde, only the Bucket-nin leader can understand Common.
-Yes the Milde have their own language referred to as "Milde" (The milde call it "Torpick")
-The Negamilde speaks Milde, Infernal, Common, and Giant
-of the entire milde population only 10 of them speak common, and only 350 can understand common. The rest smile and nod when spoken to in anything but Milde.
-Obviously without Corinthinius the bucket can not speak. It's assumed that it can understand Common, Infernal, and Milde because of it's spawn but there has been no conformation on the bucket's general understanding capabilities, or if it can really hear anything at all.
Capabilities:
-The bucket-nin are all chunin level ninjas.
-The bucket-nin captain has been suggested as a Jounin but he appears to be hiding something. He seems to be of Uchiha descent and has the Sharingan as well as the Uchiha emblem tattooed into his right shoulder to prove it.
-The Sniper is rarely seen but whenever spotted hangs out in trees looking out over the horizon.
-The milde all carry some inate fighting capabilities and a level of sentience to back it up. A single milde would pose little threat to one of us but in groups they can provide a problem. They become very fearsome in groups of 10 and nearly indomitable in clusters of 25 or more.
-The milde that are employed have mostly taken up menial jobs and earn minimum wage. They do seem to keep their money somewhere though so they must have accounts and actual information.
-The rarely seen Negamilde is a Gargantuan Milde that is in fact very gentle and peaceful. When provoked it carries a fury and power greater than many other creatures of it's size.
-The true capacities of the bucket are still unknown. From the samples of it's power that have been seen it's definitely a dangerous entity if provoked. Without corinthinius it exists for the purpose of self preservation and preservation of the Milde. Because of this, the Milde revere the bucket as their guardian deity.
Size ranges:
Dimunitive- The Grass and some of the rocks
Tiny- Milde (1 1/2 to 2 ft. in diameter) The Crusty Bucket (15 in. tall)
Medium- Bucket-nin (5'5" to 6'3") Bucket-nin captain (5'11") Bucket Sniper (4'8"(5'11"))
Huge- The tree closest to the bucket (28 ft. tall) Most of the other trees (21-30 ft. tall)
Gargantuan- Negamilde (43 ft. in diameter)
Appearances:
-The milde were pictured above as round white creatures with two feet. They possess arms but they're commonly hidden within the fuzz of their bodies.
-The bucket-nin are humanoid in shape and covered in heavy ninja cloaking. The bucketnin leader has a forehead protector plate with the bucket emblem engraved into it, as well as a white scarf around his neck, the rest wear red scarves. The bucket nin may be undead. They are incredibly pale, but they don't give off a stench of death. They're also very capable and they do eat every once in a while.
-The Bucket Sniper is a Succubus. No doubt about that. She takes on a similar appearance to the bucket-nin normally.
-The Negamilde looks just as the other Milde do except about 40 times bigger. Rather than having the same high pitched voice as the regular Milde, the Negamilde has a low booming voice that actually shakes the ground within 5 feet of it.
Threat levels (CR):
-1 Milde 4
-3 Milde 8
-5 Milde 12
-10 Milde 18
-25 Milde 35
-40 Milde 50
-100 Milde 70
-200+ Milde 150
-A Bucket-nin 15
-The Bucket-nin leader 18
-The Bucket Sniper 15
-The Negamilde 60
-The Crusty Bucket ???
Minor notes:
-The milde seem to be friendly to all of the horde over all. There do seem to be some closer relationships but fights are very rare.
-The milde all eat a steady diet of fruit, breads, and vegetables. They can and do eat meat and dairy, but don't go out of their way to get it.
-The bucket-nin usually hide in the trees or bushes, whenever spotted they immediately vacate the area.
-I've only seen the sniper three times so far, all three times in trees.
-The bucket seems to be less destructive as of late, I'm not too sure why.
MildeTracker+
Current Milde tribe location: mostly around the bucket.
Population growth:
2006 total
803 (228 employed)
2007 total
973 (381 employed)
A few Milde bios
Fluffy- He was the first milde to come from the bucket. He's a sort of leader to the milde. I think it's only in a sense that usually the other milde come to him with their problems or when something has to get done. He has some sort of friendship with Goll who apparently named him. He seems to have slightly more hair on his head compared to the rest of the milde.
Griff- Though rarely seen he's Fluffy's second up. He coordinated the group of milde that are now employed and spend time in town. Griff carries himself with a bit of a cocky swagger and a big smile.
Gwimml- He's their resident psychic. He's more of a psychopath, but he's more in tune with the mind and the spirit than even the most renowned psions. He looks twitchy and his general expression is well... uncomfortable.
