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He completely made it up, and it's really lame. So I thought I would share it with all of you.


Once upon a time, there was a magical kingdom. In this kingdom, crime was rampant in the streets. So the king sent out the head sorcerer to find out who was causing all this trouble. He asked around town until he got a description of the man in charge of the crime. His name was Gilford Tanneman, but his friends called him Gil. So the sorcerer went to Gil's house and found someone matching his description.
"Gilford Tanneman, you are under arrest," said the sorcerer.
"Oh no, you've got the wrong guy," said the man. "I'm Wilford Tanneman, Gil's brother. Gil went to the marketplace."
So the sorcerer went to the marketplace, where he found another man who looked just like the first.
"Gilford Tanneman, you are under arrest," he said.
"Oh no, I'm not Gil," said the man. "I'm Tilford, one of Gil's brothers. Gil went swimming at the pool."
The sorcerer went to the pool and tried to arrest this man, who looked just like the other two, but the same thing happened. This man said he was another of Gil's brothers, named Milford Tanneman. He said that Gil was at home.
"I already went there, though. He said his name was Wil."
"Well, he was lying."
The sorcerer didn't know what to do, so he gathered up all three of the suspects and turned them into pennies. Then he took them to see the king.
"Where are the suspects?" the king asked.
Said the sorcerer, "They're in a cent until proven Gil T."


...yeah. It was awful. =p I read another "story" like this once, but it took me a half hour to read, and... well. It was just about as bad as this.

Yeah, I know. I felt like punching him O.O Unfortunately, he was sitting across a table from me, and I was too lazy to move around it. Oh, and the alternate ending is this:

The sorcerer didn't know what to do, so he gathered up all three of the suspects and turned them into pennies. Then he took them to see the king.
"Where are the suspects?" the king asked.
Said the sorcerer, "Only you can prevent forest fires."

Yeah. So. He was just feeling retarded that night, I guess =p

It's not supposed to be good. It's meant to be really lame and corny. Which it is.

*nods* Pointless isn't always a bad thing, but in this case...yeah, it is.

He was being arrested for the crime going on in the streets. That's not what's important though. The story isn't meant to have a point. The whole purpose of this story was getting out the last line.

What?

So basically they were blaming this dude for all the crime going on?

But it's fun!