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 Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:41 pm
... part two. This was actually a thread in the harry potter forum, but it got lost and I never got to read the whole thing crying . But it was great topic, so I want to start it up again.
I know this one is crap but I only have a couple minutes.
During detention with Umbridge...
*Ya know the part when Umbridge is holding Harry's hand after he does the whole writing lines thing?*
U: You know, Harry, it doesn't have to be this way.
H: question
U: *takes off her headband and shakes out her hair* I WANT you, Harry Potter!
H: eek Um, I gotta go to... Quidditch, yeah, Quidditch tryouts. It was fun and everything, but gotta train, ya know! *runs as fast as he can*
U: I'll see you for tomorrow's detention!
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 8:17 am
*while visiting in Hagrid's hut one day...*
Hagrid: Uh, kids... there was another reason that I'd, er, invited you guys today... >.>
Harry: What's that, Hagrid?
Hermione: Yes, is there something wrong?
Hargid: Well, you see kids I've been very lonely lately and... locks door I think you guys can help me out.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione: eek
o.O Gah!
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:47 am
Celestial_Light *while visiting in Hagrid's hut one day...* Hagrid: Uh, kids... there was another reason that I'd, er, invited you guys today... >.> Harry: What's that, Hagrid? Hermione: Yes, is there something wrong? Hargid: Well, you see kids I've been very lonely lately and... locks door I think you guys can help me out. Harry, Ron, and Hermione: eek o.O Gah! we're both such perverts blaugh
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:07 pm
Arr, those're both really amusing, even if they are pervy! whee
I've got one, though, although it's not my original idea...
Dumbledore: Iiiiiit's... naked, naked, naked time! biggrin
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:22 pm
Kari Seregon Arr, those're both really amusing, even if they are pervy! whee I've got one, though, although it's not my original idea... Dumbledore: Iiiiiit's... naked, naked, naked time! biggrin
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:25 pm
This one isn't originally mine... but it's so funny!
*you see Harry standing in front of a mirror with his hair slicked back, practicing a sneer*
Ron: eek
*Harry runs away crying how his love will never be accepted*
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 9:45 am
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking to their next class when they spotted Draco Malfoy holding hands with Eloise Midgeon.
"Malfoy is holding hands with her?" Ron half-whispered to Harry and Hermione.
Draco looked back at the trio and smirked.
"Yes, that's right, Weasly!" Draco sneered. Looking at Eloise, his expression changed. "I... never noticed how beautful Eloise was..." His voice trailed off and he and Eloise continued to walk down the hall.
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Okies, that's best I could come up with on short notice! razz
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:59 am
you guys are great tale tellers smile
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 4:00 pm
*Sirius falls through the veil*
Readers: NOOOOO!!! OMFG WHY!!!!!!!
*In the real world, Voldemort holds his wand at JK's back while JK scribbles furiously*
Voldy: Good girl... NOw kill Lupin. Now write how hot Lord Voldemort really is... now kill Dumbledore... now make Harry have a nervous breakdown.... Now make Harry and Draco make out...
JK: sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:52 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:04 am
monochan *Sirius falls through the veil* Readers: NOOOOO!!! OMFG WHY!!!!!!! *In the real world, Voldemort holds his wand at JK's back while JK scribbles furiously* Voldy: Good girl... NOw kill Lupin. Now write how hot Lord Voldemort really is... now kill Dumbledore... now make Harry have a nervous breakdown.... Now make Harry and Draco make out... JK: sweatdrop OMG! Awesome!
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:57 pm
willowtree monochan *Sirius falls through the veil* Readers: NOOOOO!!! OMFG WHY!!!!!!! *In the real world, Voldemort holds his wand at JK's back while JK scribbles furiously* Voldy: Good girl... NOw kill Lupin. Now write how hot Lord Voldemort really is... now kill Dumbledore... now make Harry have a nervous breakdown.... Now make Harry and Draco make out... JK: sweatdrop OMG! Awesome! thankee 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:13 am
Harry Hermione and Ron are walking down a hall and they hear someone scream so they start to run towards the scream. Snape is chasing Malfoy all over the corridor saying please draco just give it to me. Draco is screaming and running like a little baby.
Then Ron says no wonder draco gets such good grades in potions class. They all laugh and keep on going down the hall.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:44 pm
ElvenPrincess Harry Hermione and Ron are walking down a hall and they hear someone scream so they start to run towards the scream. Snape is chasing Malfoy all over the corridor saying please draco just give it to me. Draco is screaming and running like a little baby.
Then Ron says no wonder draco gets such good grades in potions class. They all laugh and keep on going down the hall. wow...
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