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 Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:56 pm
SO. Once upon a time xboomx (BOOMY) and I were PMing about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and their hilarious scientologist antics.
I can see a TV show now...
They're movie stars
with a plan in their heads
that we're all from aliens
who now are dead
She was a Catholic
and he's insane on the go
It's TomKat on the TomKat Scientologist shoooow
*cough*
We've also decided that the reasons those two haven't shown their baby is
a) it's an ALIEN
b) Tom Cruise won't come out of the fricking closet!
SO.
Discuss celebrities and their silly antics.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:45 pm
I'd watch it.
And Tom is gay.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:38 pm
I am so saving those lyrics and writing music for that later.
And I think their baby is either:
A) Yes, an alien
B) Nonexistant
C) A balloon with a face drawn on it
LIKE IN WINNIE THE POOH FOR RABBIT'S SCARECROW THAT ONE TIME
And Tom is very gay.
BUT WE SHOULDN'T SAY IT
HE MIGHT SUE US LIKE HE DID EVERYONE ELSE :00000
AndomgBoomy<4
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:13 pm
The Doom Merchant I am so saving those lyrics and writing music for that later.
And I think their baby is either:
A) Yes, an alien
B) Nonexistant
C) A balloon with a face drawn on it
LIKE IN WINNIE THE POOH FOR RABBIT'S SCARECROW THAT ONE TIME
And Tom is very gay.
BUT WE SHOULDN'T SAY IT
HE MIGHT SUE US LIKE HE DID EVERYONE ELSE :00000
AndomgBoomy<4
I REMEMBER THAT POOH EPISODE. And man, that South Park scientologist episode was funny. But was it worth it for Isaac Hayes quitting the show?
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:13 pm
The Doom Merchant I am so saving those lyrics and writing music for that later.
And I think their baby is either:
A) Yes, an alien
B) Nonexistant
C) A balloon with a face drawn on it
LIKE IN WINNIE THE POOH FOR RABBIT'S SCARECROW THAT ONE TIME
And Tom is very gay.
BUT WE SHOULDN'T SAY IT
HE MIGHT SUE US LIKE HE DID EVERYONE ELSE :00000
AndomgBoomy<4
...
...
(shudders)
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:22 pm
Meacorme The Doom Merchant I am so saving those lyrics and writing music for that later.
And I think their baby is either:
A) Yes, an alien
B) Nonexistant
C) A balloon with a face drawn on it
LIKE IN WINNIE THE POOH FOR RABBIT'S SCARECROW THAT ONE TIME
And Tom is very gay.
BUT WE SHOULDN'T SAY IT
HE MIGHT SUE US LIKE HE DID EVERYONE ELSE :00000
AndomgBoomy<4
...
...
(shudders) eek
x _________x
And yes. ******** Hayes. >(
I wish they still had Mr. Slave, though. They should bring him back. D:
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:24 pm
The Doom Merchant Meacorme The Doom Merchant I am so saving those lyrics and writing music for that later.
And I think their baby is either:
A) Yes, an alien
B) Nonexistant
C) A balloon with a face drawn on it
LIKE IN WINNIE THE POOH FOR RABBIT'S SCARECROW THAT ONE TIME
And Tom is very gay.
BUT WE SHOULDN'T SAY IT
HE MIGHT SUE US LIKE HE DID EVERYONE ELSE :00000
AndomgBoomy<4
...
...
(shudders) eek
x _________x
And yes. ******** Hayes. >(
I wish they still had Mr. Slave, though. They should bring him back. D:
I think Mr. Slave is Big Gay Al's boyfriend now. Perfect couple, actually. BUTT SPANKING AND GERBILS ALL AROUND!
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:06 pm
Who can forget Mel Gibson and his DUI that occurred last week?
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:40 pm
Kelti Who can forget Mel Gibson and his DUI that occurred last week? I saw the stupidest reponse to Gibson's excuse for saying anti-Semitic remarks when arrested for drunken driving (He says it's 'cause he was drunk, of course) in Newsweek. This so-called psychiatrist named Gary J. Malone stated, "You can't pour vodka on a turnip and have it say anti-Semitic remarks." ... Well, of course you can't, 'CAUSE IT'S A ******** TURNIP! scream
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:47 pm
Reeves Kelti Who can forget Mel Gibson and his DUI that occurred last week? I saw the stupidest reponse to Gibson's excuse for saying anti-Semitic remarks when arrested for drunken driving (He says it's 'cause he was drunk, of course) in Newsweek. This so-called psychiatrist named Gary J. Malone stated, "You can't pour vodka on a turnip and have it say anti-Semitic remarks." ... Well, of course you can't, 'CAUSE IT'S A ******** TURNIP! scream Perhaps he was calling Gibson the turnip? .... omg I must've sounded like Captain Obvious there. ._.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:33 pm
Kelti Reeves Kelti Who can forget Mel Gibson and his DUI that occurred last week? I saw the stupidest reponse to Gibson's excuse for saying anti-Semitic remarks when arrested for drunken driving (He says it's 'cause he was drunk, of course) in Newsweek. This so-called psychiatrist named Gary J. Malone stated, "You can't pour vodka on a turnip and have it say anti-Semitic remarks." ... Well, of course you can't, 'CAUSE IT'S A ******** TURNIP! scream Perhaps he was calling Gibson the turnip? .... omg I must've sounded like Captain Obvious there. ._. Please forgive me for asking why on Earth anyone would call Gibson a turnip.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:03 pm
Tom Cruise rocks.
Why?
It's really fun to make
jokes about him and to
hear jokes about him.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:42 pm
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:27 pm
The Doom Merchant A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
True. But I still don't get the turnip reference.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:44 pm
Reeves The Doom Merchant A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
True. But I still don't get the turnip reference. Everyone knows drunk men become turnips in the parallel universe that Gary J. Malone inhabits. :3
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