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 Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:26 am
we're going to have a yo momma joke contest.... it'll cost 100 to enter and the winner will recieve 1000. the voting will take place as soon as we have 15 people enter...
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:20 am
I only know a couple that my friends told me...but they're pretty original. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:34 am
Well, there was one that my friend told me and it went:
Your momma's so fat that when God said, "let there be light..." she had to step out of the way.
There was another that went:
Your momma's so fat that when she sat on the rainbow...skittles popped out.
And the last one:
Your momma's so fat that at the lunch table...she sat next to everybody...
That's about it sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:58 am
your mom is so discusting that she had to pour saltwatter down her pants, to keep the crabs fresh
mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:04 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:10 am
Here's another I heard.
"You're momma's so fat, that Naruto couldn't even believe it."
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:59 pm
lol...
so is nobody else going to post
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:06 pm
Well, I'm still here, and I have another Yo Mamma joke, although I don't think I should post it. sweatdrop It may be innopropiate.
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:03 pm
truthfully idc so go ahead and post...
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:32 pm
Okay...
You're momma's so fat that she needed to use a mattress for a pad.
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:52 pm
lol...ive heard that one before
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:05 pm
Lol... I've heard that one to.
Um... I can't think of any at the moment. gonk
Hold on...
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:08 pm
lol i hate when that happens
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:50 pm
Lol...
I've never heard that one before. It's a funny one.
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