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 Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:55 pm
Im sure youve all heard those "you know your a redneck..." jokes from jeff foxworthy and that got me to thinking, what if we had a list like that?
So i present to you the...
"you know your a wiccan..." joke list!
You know your a wiccan when...
...while cleaning up you have to specify wich broom you need.
... you have more jars of strange smelling herbs in your cupboard then cereal boxes!
... You enchant your advil
... You find that black cats are unusually attracted too you
... Anything electrical gets messed up everyone in the room looks at you accusingly!
...The term "Once in a blue moon" takes on a whole new meaning.
... Your first car is brown and the license plate says "BROOM"
... "Tieing the knot" Becomes literal!
...You cleanse and consecrate your desktop so you dont get a computer virus!
... You ask your boss for halloween off because its a religious holiday(tried it, didnt work!)
...Your friends know that candles and incense will always make good gifts.
... Your parents try to give you an excorcism!
... When cleaning your room you do a bannishing spell on the dust bunnies!
... Being called a "Night Owl" becomes a compliment
... Your car gets blessed before every trip.
... You tried or took anything on this list personally!
what do you think? add some more to it if you can think of any i would love the input!
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:52 am
Harry Potter one-NOT A WICCAN ONE.
You now your a witch when:
...you ask your sugnificent other to get wormsroot, dragons blood, and rosmery oils, by eleven o'clock or you'll turn him into a frog.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:07 pm
except for the frog part the rest could work xp
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:02 pm
You know your a witch when you come from four genirationsof witches so your friends call you a magic snob. xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:17 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:50 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:56 am
You know your a witch when the local priest crosses himself when ever he passes your house!
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:34 am
I was talking about my self.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:35 am
Leto atreides I was talking about my self. I know that i meant you were harshing your self out man
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:07 pm
you know you're a witch when you have a broom fetish
XD dunno where that came from XD
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:22 pm
WitchyBoy Leto atreides I was talking about my self. I know that i meant you were harshing your self out man oh lol bad habbit i never really got rid of. I am abit of snob though i try not to be im like a malfoy but not as bad.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:11 pm
You know you're a witch when...
...your poker buddies have to wait on the couch while you dig through a heaping box of tarot, rune, and animal spirit decks to find your playing cards.
...your neighbors report you for "disturbing the peace" on all of your saturday night drumming circles.
...your car gets dirty and the runes of protection traced on it start to show up.
...your kid's first words are "blessed be".
...your teachers start saying they're "concerned" about you.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:22 pm
You know you're a witch when- you hear someone sneeze and you reply with a : 'Blessed Be'.
You've been seen talking to the cat. And the cat seems to understand.
You wash a crystal ball along with the dishes.
Jehovah's Witnesses avoid your house.
When sworn in at court...you bring you own book!
-I got those from a site- askhagatha. Its an awesome site!
heart AffrenSama
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:33 am
You know your a Witch when friday the thirteenth is your lucky day!
you know your a witch when your B.O.S. has more entries then your journal.
You know your a witch when keyboard is full of wax and spilled brews from online rites.
You know your a witch when you hang out here!
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:33 am
Don't make fun of my keyboard or broom stick fetish! THATS NOT NICE!!!
These are getting good....
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