this is my first post here and I thought I should post some thing funny hop you like it it's kind of crazy and wierd my friend and I wrote it when we were bord out of our mind.
Meeptastic Tales of FunFun
by Hannah and friend
The Cheese Planet
Long long ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a planet. This planet was made of cheese!! The people on the planet were not cheese (only the landscape was cheese)!! No, the people were avocadoes!
Except for one special family, who were saltines.
Then the saltine family moved to a village of avocadoes. The avocadoes feared the saltiunes (because they were crunchy) and gave one certain avocado person a cheese gun filled with cheese bullets (cheddar cheese,of course!). The avocado assassin shot at the saltines, but the saltines escaped and ran away, except for the littlest saltine, Billy Bob. He got shot with the gun; and that is why we have crackers with cheese. whee
Watermelon Planet
long long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a planet made of watermelon. It was EXACTLY like a watermelon; it had a slick green (and striped) surface, and a pink, juicey, sweet inside -- and dotted with little black rocks (boy, I guess you can guess what these are).
The normal, healthy human people (not avocadoes) living on the surface did not know that the planet was a watermelon. No plants or treese or anything could grow on the surface, and the people began to starve to death. They did not know that by digging down into the surface they could eat the planet. (Mmmm, tasty!) All the rats and mice knew this, and they lived inside the pl;anet eating yummy watermelon while the people starved.
One human knew that the planet was a watermelon ; little Billy. He tried to tell the adults about it, but they though little Billy was insane (eather that, or using his imagination).
Then there was a nuclear holocaust and everybody died except for little Billy, but he couldn't procreate and have babies so the human race died out anyways. The end. whee
