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Amyane
Captain

PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 4:26 pm


Anything funny happen to you while doing a ritual? I was sitting on the floor of my room, a mini altar in front of me, and I hade a pendulum going. I had a single candle lit, and I wasn't wearing much. Something like.. a bra and underwear.. XD Anyway, my gran walks in ( And for those who know her, fear her Christian Anti-Wiccan wrath ) and she's just like.. "Don't be summoning no devils now." And she walked out, oblivious to the fact I was using a pendulum, half naked in front of an altar.
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:58 am


Samarei
Anything funny happen to you while doing a ritual? I was sitting on the floor of my room, a mini altar in front of me, and I hade a pendulum going. I had a single candle lit, and I wasn't wearing much. Something like.. a bra and underwear.. XD Anyway, my gran walks in ( And for those who know her, fear her Christian Anti-Wiccan wrath ) and she's just like.. "Don't be summoning no devils now." And she walked out, oblivious to the fact I was using a pendulum, half naked in front of an altar.

hmm...never happened, but come to think of it, I haven't done any rituals. And don't mind me saying this but ur gran's weird.

sbunny


Amyane
Captain

PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2005 5:57 am


sbunny
Samarei
Anything funny happen to you while doing a ritual? I was sitting on the floor of my room, a mini altar in front of me, and I hade a pendulum going. I had a single candle lit, and I wasn't wearing much. Something like.. a bra and underwear.. XD Anyway, my gran walks in ( And for those who know her, fear her Christian Anti-Wiccan wrath ) and she's just like.. "Don't be summoning no devils now." And she walked out, oblivious to the fact I was using a pendulum, half naked in front of an altar.

hmm...never happened, but come to think of it, I haven't done any rituals. And don't mind me saying this but ur gran's weird.

Not minded at all. I know she's definatly weird. XD And she's very Anti-Wiccan. When she first saw the altar in my room, she was like... "Omg, That is a sin you know, calling up the dead and worshiping devil." I was just like... "I don't believe in the devil." And I walked upstairs. She yelled at me the whole way up saying that weither I like it or not, the Devil is real and He causes all the problems in the world. I said, "No, that's just the terrorists."
PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 4:20 am


Samarei
sbunny
Samarei
Anything funny happen to you while doing a ritual? I was sitting on the floor of my room, a mini altar in front of me, and I hade a pendulum going. I had a single candle lit, and I wasn't wearing much. Something like.. a bra and underwear.. XD Anyway, my gran walks in ( And for those who know her, fear her Christian Anti-Wiccan wrath ) and she's just like.. "Don't be summoning no devils now." And she walked out, oblivious to the fact I was using a pendulum, half naked in front of an altar.

hmm...never happened, but come to think of it, I haven't done any rituals. And don't mind me saying this but ur gran's weird.

Not minded at all. I know she's definatly weird. XD And she's very Anti-Wiccan. When she first saw the altar in my room, she was like... "Omg, That is a sin you know, calling up the dead and worshiping devil." I was just like... "I don't believe in the devil." And I walked upstairs. She yelled at me the whole way up saying that weither I like it or not, the Devil is real and He causes all the problems in the world. I said, "No, that's just the terrorists."

How true, how true.
Next time she does something like that, tell her that a friend at school named Lucifer is coming over and he's a member of your Satanist cult. Warn her that he has a temper and tell her to be nice. 4laugh twisted
If she says anything weird than say "Jebus speaks to me. He tells me to smite you."

I have experience with these sort of things. ninja My Math teacher is overly Christian.

Eeyoure


Amyane
Captain

PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:56 pm


Eeyoure
Samarei
sbunny
Samarei
Anything funny happen to you while doing a ritual? I was sitting on the floor of my room, a mini altar in front of me, and I hade a pendulum going. I had a single candle lit, and I wasn't wearing much. Something like.. a bra and underwear.. XD Anyway, my gran walks in ( And for those who know her, fear her Christian Anti-Wiccan wrath ) and she's just like.. "Don't be summoning no devils now." And she walked out, oblivious to the fact I was using a pendulum, half naked in front of an altar.

hmm...never happened, but come to think of it, I haven't done any rituals. And don't mind me saying this but ur gran's weird.

Not minded at all. I know she's definatly weird. XD And she's very Anti-Wiccan. When she first saw the altar in my room, she was like... "Omg, That is a sin you know, calling up the dead and worshiping devil." I was just like... "I don't believe in the devil." And I walked upstairs. She yelled at me the whole way up saying that weither I like it or not, the Devil is real and He causes all the problems in the world. I said, "No, that's just the terrorists."

How true, how true.
Next time she does something like that, tell her that a friend at school named Lucifer is coming over and he's a member of your Satanist cult. Warn her that he has a temper and tell her to be nice. 4laugh twisted
If she says anything weird than say "Jebus speaks to me. He tells me to smite you."

I have experience with these sort of things. ninja My Math teacher is overly Christian.
OMF That's great!! I shall, I shall. But only if she gives me a hard time again. ninja 8D
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:31 pm


the worse mishap would probably have to been this one day. iwas starting a ritual and i asked my friend to be serious. he's catholic so he didn't think i was serious when i started. then when i started he tried messing with me to disrupt it. he was doing all sorts of things, but i ignored him as not to disrupt the ritual. then when he knew he wasn't getting through to me guess what he did............ he threw a spoon at me. i am dead serious. he ruined my ritual with a spoon to the head. when he hit me i just fell to the side because he threw it at my skull quite hard. when i asked him why he mearly said " i didn't want to see any demons or anything."

Dranz28


Amyane
Captain

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:39 pm


DritztheDranz
the worse mishap would probably have to been this one day. iwas starting a ritual and i asked my friend to be serious. he's catholic so he didn't think i was serious when i started. then when i started he tried messing with me to disrupt it. he was doing all sorts of things, but i ignored him as not to disrupt the ritual. then when he knew he wasn't getting through to me guess what he did............ he threw a spoon at me. i am dead serious. he ruined my ritual with a spoon to the head. when he hit me i just fell to the side because he threw it at my skull quite hard. when i asked him why he mearly said " i didn't want to see any demons or anything."

Sadly, I have no tolerance for people like that. I would simply have gone and done my ritual somewhere else. Or thrown the spoon back at him. Along with random other inatimate objects.
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 6:33 pm


Samarei
DritztheDranz
the worse mishap would probably have to been this one day. iwas starting a ritual and i asked my friend to be serious. he's catholic so he didn't think i was serious when i started. then when i started he tried messing with me to disrupt it. he was doing all sorts of things, but i ignored him as not to disrupt the ritual. then when he knew he wasn't getting through to me guess what he did............ he threw a spoon at me. i am dead serious. he ruined my ritual with a spoon to the head. when he hit me i just fell to the side because he threw it at my skull quite hard. when i asked him why he mearly said " i didn't want to see any demons or anything."

Sadly, I have no tolerance for people like that. I would simply have gone and done my ritual somewhere else. Or thrown the spoon back at him. Along with random other inatimate objects.


oh don't worry about that i did

Dranz28


Myriadragom

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 3:11 pm


Well, it's not really a mishap, but on the topic of anti-Wiccan Christians...

My friend Chiomi made the mistake of mentioning her practises in front of her aunt, who goes to the same church as Chiomi, and is hyper-Christian. The aunt asked how Chiomi could logically accept both belief systems. Chiomi replied, "An open mind through which the breeze plays merrily."

xd If only everyone's mind could be so open...
PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 6:25 am


Myriadragon
Well, it's not really a mishap, but on the topic of anti-Wiccan Christians...

My friend Chiomi made the mistake of mentioning her practises in front of her aunt, who goes to the same church as Chiomi, and is hyper-Christian. The aunt asked how Chiomi could logically accept both belief systems. Chiomi replied, "An open mind through which the breeze plays merrily."

xd If only everyone's mind could be so open...

cool She handled that well. oO;;

Amyane
Captain


Myriadragom

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:39 pm


Samarei
Myriadragon
Well, it's not really a mishap, but on the topic of anti-Wiccan Christians...

My friend Chiomi made the mistake of mentioning her practises in front of her aunt, who goes to the same church as Chiomi, and is hyper-Christian. The aunt asked how Chiomi could logically accept both belief systems. Chiomi replied, "An open mind through which the breeze plays merrily."

xd If only everyone's mind could be so open...

cool She handled that well. oO;;


Yeah. People give me these really weird looks when I mention I'm no longer Christian...
PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 6:38 pm


Samarei
Eeyoure
Samarei
sbunny
Samarei
Anything funny happen to you while doing a ritual? I was sitting on the floor of my room, a mini altar in front of me, and I hade a pendulum going. I had a single candle lit, and I wasn't wearing much. Something like.. a bra and underwear.. XD Anyway, my gran walks in ( And for those who know her, fear her Christian Anti-Wiccan wrath ) and she's just like.. "Don't be summoning no devils now." And she walked out, oblivious to the fact I was using a pendulum, half naked in front of an altar.

hmm...never happened, but come to think of it, I haven't done any rituals. And don't mind me saying this but ur gran's weird.

Not minded at all. I know she's definatly weird. XD And she's very Anti-Wiccan. When she first saw the altar in my room, she was like... "Omg, That is a sin you know, calling up the dead and worshiping devil." I was just like... "I don't believe in the devil." And I walked upstairs. She yelled at me the whole way up saying that weither I like it or not, the Devil is real and He causes all the problems in the world. I said, "No, that's just the terrorists."

How true, how true.
Next time she does something like that, tell her that a friend at school named Lucifer is coming over and he's a member of your Satanist cult. Warn her that he has a temper and tell her to be nice. 4laugh twisted
If she says anything weird than say "Jebus speaks to me. He tells me to smite you."

I have experience with these sort of things. ninja My Math teacher is overly Christian.
OMF That's great!! I shall, I shall. But only if she gives me a hard time again. ninja 8D

I like scaring those who wish to disrupt my ways. cool
It's quite humourous to see how they react. lol

Eeyoure


Amyane
Captain

PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2005 10:04 am


Eeyoure
Samarei
Eeyoure
Samarei
sbunny
Samarei
Anything funny happen to you while doing a ritual? I was sitting on the floor of my room, a mini altar in front of me, and I hade a pendulum going. I had a single candle lit, and I wasn't wearing much. Something like.. a bra and underwear.. XD Anyway, my gran walks in ( And for those who know her, fear her Christian Anti-Wiccan wrath ) and she's just like.. "Don't be summoning no devils now." And she walked out, oblivious to the fact I was using a pendulum, half naked in front of an altar.

hmm...never happened, but come to think of it, I haven't done any rituals. And don't mind me saying this but ur gran's weird.

Not minded at all. I know she's definatly weird. XD And she's very Anti-Wiccan. When she first saw the altar in my room, she was like... "Omg, That is a sin you know, calling up the dead and worshiping devil." I was just like... "I don't believe in the devil." And I walked upstairs. She yelled at me the whole way up saying that weither I like it or not, the Devil is real and He causes all the problems in the world. I said, "No, that's just the terrorists."

How true, how true.
Next time she does something like that, tell her that a friend at school named Lucifer is coming over and he's a member of your Satanist cult. Warn her that he has a temper and tell her to be nice. 4laugh twisted
If she says anything weird than say "Jebus speaks to me. He tells me to smite you."

I have experience with these sort of things. ninja My Math teacher is overly Christian.
OMF That's great!! I shall, I shall. But only if she gives me a hard time again. ninja 8D

I like scaring those who wish to disrupt my ways. cool
It's quite humourous to see how they react. lol

^^
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:02 pm


it's annoying how everyone thinks that wiccans worship the Devil or something. They keep telling people to respect others religions so why can't they respect ours too?

sbunny


XMintheeX

Dapper Informer

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 11:17 am


Well my mishap wasn't really in personally circle....Last year i went to summerstar and we were doing the main ritual "it involed alot of dancing" well i was dancing and my Sarong fell off!!! i was mordified. cry
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