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 Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:07 pm
post the best quotes you can think of about Tom Tucker, Dianne Simmons, Ollie Williams, and Trisha Takinowa.
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:32 pm
Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news, a local family has been forced out of their home, by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Dianne Simmons: *sighs* Ghostbusters, Tom?
Tom Tucker: No, Dianne. Their insurance company. Thats just stupid what you said.
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:42 pm
Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.
Camera man: Hey guys, we're still on in Boston.
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:43 pm
Tom Tucker: Well Diane, that last report was so good I think you deserve a spanking.
Diane: Oh Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.
Tom: Haha, that frigid old cow lives in Quahog she can't hear a word I'm saying.
Camera Guy: Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:51 pm
Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.
Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a b***h. Diane.
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