[~]"I refuse your Reality..
I have all sorts of random useless information stored up!
Here goes! XD
Dolphins are the only other mamel that has sex for pleasure
A Pigs orgasim lasts for 60 minutes (Wow lucky pig! xd )
Why are Firetrucks Red ?
Firetrucks have four wheels and eight men.
Four and eight make twelve.
There are twelve inches in a foot.
Rulers are a foot long.
Queen Elizabeth II is a ruler and is also the name of the largest ship that sails the seven seas.
Seas have fish and fish have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians and the Russians are red.
Firetrucks are always Russian therefore firetrucks are red.
Yeah.. way too much time on my hands ne?
And substitute my own..."[~]