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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:46 pm
There have been alot of ackward moments happening since school started and they unfortunatly are funny so Lilith and I must share them, we both relized that ever one has moment of stupity which result in embarrassment or just plain embarrassing moments that also may be better left to fade away and not have to deal with them again but we like laughing with/ at you so please we're sharing with you so please share with us and piss your self laughing... You may have also noticed that this thread is Unrated which means you can say what ever you damn well please.. and no one can stop you so what ever ******** up dream you just had or weird moment including possibable sexual conversations with your perverted Parents.. it doesn't matter say what ever!! blaugh
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:30 pm
Well in the Dojo I train at there is a hall way with a curtain and then two changing rooms in off that hall way when no ones on the main floor it makes for a nice little hiding space for talking privately or doing other private things... sweatdrop like making out... with certain boyfriends.. now one time my boyfriend got caught in the girl's changing room with me but thats not this story... how ever it was awkward but we didn't get caught kissing we said we were talking and goofing around and he followed me in the door way just to tease me ... it worked because it was his little sister who caught us... but on saturday we were making out.. we'd gone from at least one kiss a day to none for a week because of school... so we were diffinatly making up for lost time... however I had people waiting for me.. we left before some one came in but my step father saw us walk out of there together and he was wiping his mouth.. this lead to today him asking what we were doing I lied and said nothing and he must have wiped his mouth cause he had something on his lips.. maybe snot or something.. but my mother and her perverted mind only heard part of the conversation and randomly asked if either of us had seen each other's private parts... This was almost out of nowhere so being shocked a flatered for a bit and shouted "NO!! Dear Lord NO!!" I acted grossed out and my mom gave me a hug... then said her head hurt because of what she heard of the conversation had caused her to hit her head on the wall.. sweatdrop
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Lilith-Queen_of_Malice Crew
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:36 pm
i got my laundry basket stuck on my head...all you could see was my lower half and my hands sticking out from the bottom. and my mom was laughing to hard, so she couldnt take it off, and i was running around the house yelling, "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:49 pm
Sanaki__Kurayami i got my laundry basket stuck on my head...all you could see was my lower half and my hands sticking out from the bottom. and my mom was laughing to hard, so she couldnt take it off, and i was running around the house yelling, "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!" I bet you looked better... twisted
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Lilith-Queen_of_Malice Crew
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:13 pm
After a car accident in which I hit my head I had the most ******** up dream you'll ever have... My Sensei is 6'7'' he's thin and has hairy arms and legs.. his body hair is also very curly I'm telling you this because in my dream he was wearing a long brunette wig that went to the small of his back and was a little wavy with curly bangs.. He was dressed like Merilyn Monroe and standing over and air vent in his home doing the whole famous Pose for Merilyn Monroe... then his daughter calls from inside his room "Dad!! Come her I want to put your hair in pigtails!!" and then the air suddenly stops blowing his dress up and he skips further into his room out of site... I turn to Lilith's boyfriend (his son) and say "thats was just freaky" and we watch a movie which leads to another dream... now this wouldn't be so bad but I had mentioned it to my mother for fear it may have been a cause of the head trama.. she later told my Sensei to ask me about my dreams about Merilyn Monroe dresses.. which ended up with him and his family finding out at wal-mart... Lilith and I are never going to live this down.. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:26 am
Ok... this happened about 11 years ago, but... yeah. I was joining a new gymnastics group, 'cause we'd moved to a new suburb, but not too far away from where we had used to live, and mum and I were sitting on the benches in the gym waiting for the previous group to finish. When they had I stood up to go over to be introduced to the group I was joining, and... when I stood up something came with me. I'd been sitting on a small fruit tart someone had left on the bench for a snack. All of my new group saw me, and laughed, of course. However, if that wasn't embarrassing enough, the tart actually belonged to a girl from my old school - the one I'd just left - who was one of the cronies of a girl who bullied me. Think Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle. Eva, the bully, was Malfoy - but not nearly as loveable - and Bridget (the tart girl) and another one were the two minions. Freaky stuff.
To give you an example of what Eva was like - she and her cronies would come up to me when my friends weren't around and tease and insult me. Once, at after school care, it had been raining during the day and there was a big puddle at the end of the slide. People were lining up to slide down the slide and jump off just before the end. I did this a couple of times, and as I was sliding down for my third or fourth go, Eva came down behind me as I was about to jump of the side and pushed me off the end. And stood there laughing, as I climbed out of the puddle, soaking wet and covered in mud.
Fun.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:50 pm
awww poor girl you deserve a hug! *hugs* twisted you should hunt them down stressed
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:58 pm
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Lilith-Queen_of_Malice Crew
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:26 pm
Okay I heard the most awkward moment today from one of my old friends that unfortunate (or maybe fortunatly) does not have and account on gaia so I've took the liberty to share it with you......
She had snuck over to her boyfriend's house and was making out with him and well, he's alot like my boyfriend, really uptight and never even had the thought of Masterbating cross his mind.. however this dude is WAY more daring then my boyfriend mainly because if they get caught they won't get in to deep of trouble however my boyfriend and I would get slaughter... but that's not the point of this story... So yeah they were making out and she finally got his shirt of and was kissing down his chest till she noticed that just from the slight friction of them making out he had well.... finished... And as much as it was flatering, it was still kind of ...... his response was "Well, Thats never happened before.." And it's some what funny because she always brags about how perfect he is.. now we know he may just have a flaw... But she says she still loves him because she not dating him for the sex.. she loves him for his personality and the fact that in every other aspect she still finds him perfect. And I hate to admit it but I admire her for that... either way we need some in put in here so please share thoughts.. oh and guys... this is for you because only you can imagin what it'd be like to c** just from the thought of ******** girl... and to have that chick witness it probly isn't fun
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:51 am
lets see....once when I was little, me, Mom, and my step dad were visiting one of Mom's friends. She had just had a baby, and had just brought it home. My step-dad was joking around and trying to dangle me upside down. I saidthat he was hurting me, so he put me down. Mom said "Butn you used to let me do that all the time." So, I let her try......my pants fell off. My undies went with them. redface
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:53 am
Freelance Minion Ok... this happened about 11 years ago, but... yeah. I was joining a new gymnastics group, 'cause we'd moved to a new suburb, but not too far away from where we had used to live, and mum and I were sitting on the benches in the gym waiting for the previous group to finish. When they had I stood up to go over to be introduced to the group I was joining, and... when I stood up something came with me. I'd been sitting on a small fruit tart someone had left on the bench for a snack. All of my new group saw me, and laughed, of course. However, if that wasn't embarrassing enough, the tart actually belonged to a girl from my old school - the one I'd just left - who was one of the cronies of a girl who bullied me. Think Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle. Eva, the bully, was Malfoy - but not nearly as loveable - and Bridget (the tart girl) and another one were the two minions. Freaky stuff. To give you an example of what Eva was like - she and her cronies would come up to me when my friends weren't around and tease and insult me. Once, at after school care, it had been raining during the day and there was a big puddle at the end of the slide. People were lining up to slide down the slide and jump off just before the end. I did this a couple of times, and as I was sliding down for my third or fourth go, Eva came down behind me as I was about to jump of the side and pushed me off the end. And stood there laughing, as I climbed out of the puddle, soaking wet and covered in mud. Fun. Awe! I know how you feel. A girl named Christina once shoved woddchips down the back of my dress infront of my friend. She stole my watch, broke it, and then gave it back.; She took my diary (which thank god was empty) and she also tomatoed my new sun dress.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:23 am
Sakeko Awe! I know how you feel. A girl named Christina once shoved woddchips down the back of my dress infront of my friend. She stole my watch, broke it, and then gave it back.; She took my diary (which thank god was empty) and she also tomatoed my new sun dress. wow not cool!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:29 pm
Vicious_little_ninja Sakeko Awe! I know how you feel. A girl named Christina once shoved woddchips down the back of my dress infront of my friend. She stole my watch, broke it, and then gave it back.; She took my diary (which thank god was empty) and she also tomatoed my new sun dress. wow not cool! Heh.. wow..
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:02 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:30 am
I just realized.. my grammer sucks!!
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