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GimpyTheGreat Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:37 pm
this one is dedicated to the unatural laws of physics in the anime universe. you know few of them, so lets try and get all of them down. i think a resonable goal is 100. so if you find one on the net or thing one up yourself post it here. ill get it started (and if you can make up long and meaningless names for them)
law 1
fire attacks do not burn clothing.. it only leaves burnt marks
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:40 pm
Law 2
They can breath in space, and talk underwater.
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--The Trusty Sidekick-- Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:42 pm
law 3
The chicks punch harder then the villains ><
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:44 pm
law 4
the size of a persons mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating
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GimpyTheGreat Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:50 pm
law 5
The laws of gravity does not exist
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:50 pm
Law 6
The antagonists are always huge and bulky, while the protagonists are always trip and small. [[Yusuke]]
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--The Trusty Sidekick-- Vice Captain
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GimpyTheGreat Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:56 pm
law 7
always send an experienced boy to do a mans job. hell get it
done in half the time and will find out hes the savior of the planet
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:58 pm
Law 8
Giant robots are perfectly normal
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GimpyTheGreat Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:59 pm
law 9
a person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:12 pm
Law 10
Sword 10 times the handlers weight, is like a twig to them and their skinny arms.
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--The Trusty Sidekick-- Vice Captain
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GimpyTheGreat Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:14 pm
law 11
swords can cut thruogh anything. metal, ships, planets. but cant cut through other swords
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:16 pm
Law 12
Swords can make energy beams. [[Bankotsu]]
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--The Trusty Sidekick-- Vice Captain
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GimpyTheGreat Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:21 pm
law 13
Law of Female wrath
If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or what ever part of the body hurts the most. This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in society (ITS TRUE. i should know)
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:25 pm
Law 14
There always has to be at least one true pervert in an anime for the series to do well.
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--The Trusty Sidekick-- Vice Captain
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GimpyTheGreat Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:27 pm
law 15
all anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.
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