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Talon Tearine Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:12 pm
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:30 pm
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haloshatterer Vice Captain
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Talon Tearine Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:46 am
twisted LoL. The new 10 commandments. What does everyone think?
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:07 pm
Talon Tearine twisted LoL. The new 10 commandments. What does everyone think? i could live by those
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haloshatterer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:01 pm
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)
Lol! xd
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:27 pm
Those are awesome. Thank you. domokun
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:37 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:07 pm
That's great! Even being a Catholic I find that funny!
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:50 pm
way better than gods rules there perfacet.
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:24 am
Finally. A set of rules I can live by.
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:17 pm
11.Thou shall not look up internet porn alone
(invite your parents)
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:49 am
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:05 pm
I could live by those. Yes, it's very possible.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 6:40 am
i only follow 1 rule
Thou shall not get caught
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