Durrtyboi
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lol i'm sry bro but i gotta go
i trip out of da closet b-cus of dis suprise
i hurried and shuffleed under da bed so i wudnt be seen by there eyes
da mystorie lady says *wha was dat
da other gurl says 4get bout it lets head 2 da bak
i can hear dem talkin with class and stlye
den all of a sudden 1 of den jump on da bed and shyt got wild
*drumroll*
THE LADY PULLS BACK THE COVERS
REVEALIN MY LIFELESS BODY
SHE WHAT THE ******** SAID WHO IS HE
SHES SHAKIN HER HEAD SAYIN NOTHIN
YOU BETTER TELL ME WHO THAT IS OR IM TELLIN RICKY
IM THINKIN TO MYSELF RICKY SOUNDS AWFUL FAMILIAR
DEN I GLANCE OVER AND SEE OUR HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PICTURE
I HOP OFF THE BED POINT THE GUN AT BOTH OF DEM AND SAYS IM OUT
DEN WE HERE FOOTSTEPS COMIN UP TO THE DOOR
SO NOW IM TRIPPIN AND DUCKIN
I SAID WHO THE HELL IS RICKY AND IS THAT HIM
SHE SAYS YES I SAYS NO
THE LADY ON THE BED SAID HE GON KILL U I KNOW THAT YALL WAS ******** THE ******** IS RICKY
SHE SAYS RICKY IS MY HUSBAND HUSBAND HUSBAND HUSBAND
*DRUMROLL*
SO NOW IM LIKE IM RUNNIN TO THE CLOSET
AND THE OTHER LADY GOES IN THE BACK
DAMNIT I GOT A WIFE AT HOME HOW SAD IS THAT
SO SHE OPENS THE DOOR SHE HOPS ALL OVER HIM
MAN I SWEAR WEN I GET OUT DIS CLOSET IM NEVER DOIN DIS s**t NOMORE
SO THEN RICKY STOPS AND SAYS I SMELL ANUTHA MANS COLOGNE
DEN SHE SAYS NO BABY DAS US MY PERFUME
HE SAYS NO I SMELL COLOOOOOOOOOOGNE
IM IN THE CLOSET LIKE MAN WAT THE ******** IS GOIN ON
HE SAYS b***h DID YOU HAVE ANUTHA MAN IN MY HOME
CUZ IF U DID I SWEEEEEEAR
SHE SAYS NO NO BABY SOUNDIN LIKE SHE WAS STRESSED
SO HE WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE LOOOKIN 4 MEEEEEEEE
SO DERS MY CHANCE I RUN OUTTA DA CLOSET AND MAKE A DASH FOR THE DOOR BUT I OPENED IT AND IT WAS MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
*DRUMROLL*
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