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The other day...I found Luigi's Mansion while cleaning out my mom's car. o_o; And, I played it for awhile...and got inspiration for a new fic! Enjoy! I'll take requests, too. :3 And, this fic jumps around alot. D:< A writer with 1337 5K111Z I am not. mad
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The tour bus drove along the old, bumpy road. The scenery was quite bleak, the sky coated in dark clouds with the full moon attempting to shine through. And as each dead, skeletal tree zoomed past, it dawned upon System...They were lost. Daron stood up,
"STOP THE...!!!" The bus hit a bump...a big bump. They heard a loud noise...and the bus halted. They all walked outside, to see the engine was smoking. Serj touched his chin,
"This isn't really...good..." They looked around. In the distance was a dilapated, old mansion, which was barely visible through the dead trees.
"Maybe we could find some help in there!" Daron said, pointing at the house. Serj nodded, and they all walked over to the creaky, rusty gate. In the wind, it swung on its hinges, making an unpleasent SQUEAK! with each move. Serj looked through the gate. The mansion sat upon a hill, with a winding path leading to the door. Several tombstones were on the hill, each looking weathered and forgotten,
"So...who's...g-going in there?" Daron stuttered, hiding behind Shavo. Serj looked at the other three, who looked frightened,
"Psh...Pussies. I'll go in, then..." Serj muttered, walking up the path.


"Look!! We got ourself a visitor! A human!"
"Mmm...A cute one, too."
"Let's make him comfortable..."

Serj pushed open the mansion's doors. When they swung open with a creak, the musty smell of dust swept over him. Once he stepped inside the foyer, the doors slammed shut,
"Oh, s**t." Serj said, looking around. Immediatly, he felt both his wrists being grabbed.
"s**t!! LET ME GO!!" In reply, he heard high-pitched giggling. Then, Serj vanished in a poof of dust.

Two Hours Later...
"Uum...Shouldn't he be back by now?" Daron said, looking at the mansion. Shavo blinked,
"Maybe he found weed...Like, this mansion is hiding someone's stash..." Daron's eyes went wide,
"WEED!! HOMIGOD!" he screamed, dashing up the steps, and diving through the doors. He slid, slamming his face into a dusty sofa.

"Heehee. Silly lil' human! Can we keep him?"
"No we got one with fluffy hair."
"Awww...PLLLLEEEEASEEEE?!!"

Daron sat up and stared at the ceiling,
"SHAAAVVOOOO?! THE WALLS ARE TALKING TO ME AGAIN!!!" he screamed. Shavo and John ran up the steps.
"You've been holding out on me!!" Shavo said, folding his arms, pouting. Daron stood up, his eyes wide,
"No...I hear voices...LISTEN!!"

"More humans?!
"They're adorable!"
"Better looking then that creepy old guy with the vaccum..."

Shavo blinked,
"The ********? Vaccu...?!"
"OUT OF MY WAY!!" screamed a short guy with weird looking hair, and a strange thing on his back. The foyer then filled with an echoing, shrill scream,

"HE'S BAAACKK!!!" Then, the foyer went silent. The man dusted himself off, and turned to Daron, Shavo, and John,
"Did those ghost hurt you?!" he said, darting his eyes from each one. They shook their heads in unison. The man smiled,
"Good. Who knows what might happened if they kidnap someone..." Daron's face went blank,
"So that's what happened to Serj..." The man's face turned serious,
"...That isn't good...Come with me..." he said, becokening them to follow him to a small shack outside the mansion.


"Oh, right, right...Introductions. I'm Professor E. Gadd, expert on ghosts...I've been here since I was about...20 or so, studying ghosts..." Daron glanced around the lab,
"Sooooo...how we going to save Serj?" Gadd smiled and put the 'vaccum' on the table, for them to see. Shavo ******** you! Clean your own damn mansion." Gadd rolled his eyes,
"No, ********. I'm giving you the vaccum to save your friend. If you don't want it, you can just go in there and get captured too..." Shavo then hung his head,
"But we want Serj back..." Gadd thrusted the vaccum into Daron's hands,
"Then you got alot of ghost hunting to do..." and with that, he ushered the three out the door, and they started towards the mansion. Daron ran up to the door and kicked it in,
"ALL-RIGHT, GHOSTS! I got a......vaccum....And I'm not afraid to use it..." He heard high-pitched giggling, then...awkward silence. Shavo walked inside with John,
"Way to go, ******** scared the ghosts away..."

Diffrent PoV:
Serj woke up, and touched his head,
"Oooh...where the hell am I?" he muttered. Then, he looked down,
"What the ********?! Why am I in a dress?!" he said, standing up and inspecting his 'make-over.' He had rainbow tights...and Converse, too. He had ribbons in his hair, and glittery make-up on his face, not to mention sparkly fairy wings.[/lolshimificreference] He spun around, and tripped on something, and felt pain on his neck. He touched his neck, and groaned,
"I HAVE A LEASH?!"
"Yes." a voice said, and Serj looked around,
"Who said that?!" Shimi materilized behind him, inched toward his ear, and said,
"I did!" Serj turned around, and came face-to-face with a ghost. Shimi grinned,
"Boo." Serj's eyes went wide, and he whimpered. Megan appeared behind Shimi,
"Awww...Poor thing...You scared him!" she said, floating over and patting his head. Devon and Caitlin appeared next, looking at Serj,
"You know..." Caitlin said grinning, "There are other adorable humans roaming the mansion!" Serj whimpered,
"Leave them alone,"
"Bad Serjie!" Shimi said, spraying him with a water bottle. Serj whimpered and backed away.
"Yeah! Let's go greet our guests!" Devon chimed in, and with that, they all disappeared into poofs of smoke to greet their 'guests'.


Daron, Shavo, and John walked nervously down the dark, dusty hallway, John clutching the flashlight to illuminate the dark corridor. Behind them, Megan, Caitlin, Shimi, and Devon materialized behind them. Shimi and Megan giggled, and floated near Daron, unseen to System,
"Chiiiibi peeenis. Liiiiittllle peeeepeee. TIIIINY PEEENOOR!" they chanted in his ear. Daron covered his ears,
"SHUT UP!! THE VOICES!!! THE VOOOOOICES!!!" Shavo glared at him,
"Dude...Shut the ******** up!" Daron's eyes welled up with tears,
"I DON'T HAVE A CHIBI p***s!!!" Shavo's eyes went wide and he stepped away. John, face as emotionless as ever,
"Yes you do." Everyone, even the ghosts, stared. Megan couldn't control herself,
"I KNEW JOHN WAS GAAAY!! I KNEEEEEW!!" Daron looked up,
"I TOLD YOU! AFTER ALL THESE YEEEARS! Even the voices agree with me." John blushed and looked down. Shimi and Megan laughed at the confusion. Then, before they floated off, they both grabbed Daron's a**. Daron jumped,
"EEEP! SHAVO! You f**!!" Shavo turned around,
"Huh? What happened?"
"YOU GRABBED MY a**!" Then, Daron and Shavo preceeded to have a slapfight, as the others watched. John blinked,
"'Kay then..." and walked off. The ghosts were laughing at Shavo and Daron. Then, Shimi went off after John, and jumped into him, while Megan jumped into Shavo. Daron glared,
"Why'd you stop slapping me, p***y?!" Shimi yelled to Megan,
"SHAVOOO!! I LOVE YOU!!" Megan laughed,
"JOOOHN! HAVE MY BAAABIES!!" Then, they jumped on eachother, and then jumped out of the babies. Daron blankly stared,
"Ewww, fags."
"We both still have bigger dicks."
"...Shut up!"
The ghosts giggled, and the guys looked around,
"Whuzzat?" Shavo said, looking around nervously. Shimi giggled,
"Watch this." And, in a swirl of smoke, she took the form of a bong. Daron spotted it,
"OOOH! BONG!" he shouted, diving for it. As soon as he touched it, it vanished in a puff of smoke. Daron wasn't happy,
"What?!! Where'd it go!? NOOO!" he fell to his knees. John stared at him,
"Get over it. You've been hearing voices...You don't need anymore weed." Shavo looked at Daron,
"Y-You were going to share that, right?" Devon looked at the other ghosts,
"Maybeh we should go check on our little pet." Shimi grinned,
"Almost forgot about Serjie!"


"SEEEERJIE!! We're back! Did you miss me?" Shimi said, floating down to face Serj. She kissed him on the nose, and Serj shivered. Caitlin blinked,
"I got an idea...But we'll need to use Serj..."
"SERJIE." Shimi interrupted.
"Err...yeah...'Serjie'. We should posses him and let him see his friends..." Shimi grinned,
"Serjie? Wanna go for a walk?" Serj opened his mouth to speak, and Shimi jumped in.

(MEANWHILE)
"Jeez...This mansion is ******** creepy. I wonder where Ser...!!" he stopped as Serj appeared right in front of them, in his 'Gummy Drop Princess' dress, complete with rainbow stockings. Daron fell to his knees,
"NOOOO!! WE'RE TOO LATE!! THEY GOT HIM!!" Serj walked closer, a serious, almost angry look on his face. Then, he broke the silence,
"I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!" and with that, he pulled off his dress and threw it on Shavo. Then, Shimi jumped out of Serj, who blinked back to reality,
"Where...am I? Why...I'M SHIRTLESS?!" Shimi giggled,
"Silly lil' Serjie," and picked him up, and poofed away. Daron blinked,
"SEEE!!! I TOLD YOU!! THEY GOT HIM!"

"Shimi! Put Serjie back in his cage! We need to torment the others!"
"'Kay! Be good, Serjie," Shimi giggled. Serj whimpered,
"Can I have a shirt?" Shimi giggled,
"Silly! Pets don't need shirts. COMING!" and, they all vanished to torment System...but, what else is new? They appeared behind them, with Devon giggling,
"I'm sure this will work. Each of you jump into one of them...and we'll take pictures."
"Hehe! Ok!" Megan jumped into Daron, Shimi into Shavo, and Caitlin into John. Devon snickered, and floated into a bedroom, with a camera. They threw off their clothes, and Devon clicked away. Then, after they got all they needed, they jumped out, with System fast asleep,
"With these pictures, we won't need to torture them anymore." They left System to discover their fate when they woke up.

(2 HOURS LATER) Shavo opened one eye,
"Ooooh...My a** hurts..." he muttered. He turned to his side, and nearly did a backflip out of bed,
"EWWW!! DARON?! JOHN?!!!" they opened their eyes, and were just as shocked,
"What were we thinking?!"
"...We probably weren't..."
"Well, at least nobody saw..." Shavo said, opening the bedroom door,
"At least they didn't get pict..." he stopped when he saw what plastered the hallways. System, naked, with little messages scrawled on it in red marker.
Chibi p***s ~~~~~~>
Likes Fellatio ~~~~~~>
OMG! He's smiling. ;D ~~~~~~>


John, Shavo, and Daron were disgusted, confused, and a little sweaty. After getting dressed, they stepped out of the room, where something immediatly caught Daron's eye,
"OOH! BONG!" he ran up and grabbed it,
"AND IT'S REEEEAL!!" he took a hit from it, but...something wasn't right. He grabbed his throat, and started coughing. His face turned blue, and he fell on the ground. The bong poofed away. Shavo walked over to Daron,
"p***y. You couldn't take a bong hit?" Daron didn't answer.
"Daron?"
"..."
"DARON?!" he kicked him lightly, "Oh, s**t..."
"..."
"SPEAK TO ME, MAN!"
Daron opened his mouth, but all that game out was a weird mist,
"What is wrong with you, Daron?!"
"...I don't know...what is wrong with me," Daron's ghost said, floating behind Shavo. Shavo turned around,
"HOMIGAWDYOU'REDEAD?!!" Daron blinked,
"Don't be silly...I'm..." he looked at himself, "A ghost?!"
"...That was my bad..." said a voice, floating from Daron's body.
"It's your fault?!?" Daron shreiked, pointing an accusing finger at the other ghost. She giggled,
"You were the one who inhaled, dumbass." Daron looked down, then the ghost floated over to him,
"Don't worry! Now you get to spend all eternity with us!! Isn't that great?" Daron's eye twitched slightly.
"My name is Megan. Come on! You can meet my friends! We can bestest friends forever!" she said, wrapping her arms around his waist and hugging him. Daron whined,
"Nooo...What did I do to deserve this?!?" Megan looked up, a serious look on her face,
"I was kidding. I'm not that bad," she said in a dull voice. Then, her face lit up and she grabbed Daron's hand, and pulled him through a wall, into another room, where the other girls were. Shimi, who was teasing Serj's hair with bows and such, immediatly dove at Daron,
"HOMIGODDESSITSDARONHESAGHOSTROFFLESCHIBIPENISILOVEYOUDARON!" she gasped. Daron inched away, muttering to himself. Serj looked up,
"Daron?! Is that you?"
"No s**t!! I died! SHE TRIIICKED ME!!" he screamed, pointing an accusing finger at Megan. She giggled,
"You're the one who inhaled." Daron sighed,
"Eternity with fangirls?!" Caitlin smiled,
"It's not that bad. Ever want revenge on John and Shavo?" Daron's eyes lit up. Serj looked at Daron,
"Noo! Don't let them...!" Shimi put a muzzle on him,
"Bad Serjie! No talking only if it's a marriage proposal." Serj hung his head.
"I'll show you the best time you've ever had in your...afterlife." And, they disappeared in a poof of mist.

(MEANWHILST)
"Daron died?! What the ********?!" Shavo repeated, poking Daron with his finger. He didn't believe Daron was dead. While Shavo and John looked over Daron's corpse, Daron and the girls appeared behind them. Megan looked at Daron,
"Do you know what to do?" Daron nodded, but didn't look all too sure. He slowly floated over to John and Shavo, then turned to the girls,
"What do I?" They rolled their eyes. Caitlin laughed,
"...So much for revenge." Daron hung his head, a little embarressed. John and Shavo turned around, and made eye contact with Daron, which filled the room with shrieks, with both parties equally guilty. Daron looked embarrassed, but you couldn't tell, since ghosts can't blush. He silently floated into another room, not looking back. The girls turned around, when Shavo yelled,
"WAIT! What do we do with the body?" They exchanged glances,
"Eerrr...I dunno. Be creative...There's shovels in the shed. Have fun." And, they disappeared, leaving Shavo and John with Daron's corpse.

John and Shavo exchanged glances. Shavo smiled, and turned away. John grabbed him,
"We can't just leave him there!" Shavo glanced at the body,
"Suuure we can!" but, John held in to his arm,
"Can't we at least bury him or something? He's going to start to rot." Shavo groaned,
"FINE! But, only because we have nothing better to do." They both grabbed Daron by his arms, and began to drag his corpse to the foyer and out the front door. Shavo groaned,
"DAMNIT, DARON! You're a fat ********!" John nodded,
"He is heavy..."
"Fat," Shavo corrected. They dragged it down the steps, the body thumping the whole way down. Shavo found an empty plot of dirt, and helped John dig a grave to put him in. John looked down into the grave, then at Daron's corpse,
"Shouldn't we say a few final words?" Shavo glanced at the corpse, then at the grave,
"Yeah...Later, dude," and with that, he kicked Daron's corpse into the grave. John gave Shavo a blank look...then kicked him in the balls. Shavo fell over on the ground, crying in pain. Then, Daron and the others floated outside. Daron smiled,
"Aww...You had a funeral for me! Shavo....you're crying...Do you miss me that much?!" Shavo sniffled,
"N-No...John kicked me in the balls..." Daron folded his arms...then pushed Shavo into the grave. Shavo shreiked, then there was a sickening crunch! Caitlin sighed,
"I'll never have Shavo's ghost babies." Daron floated over to the grave, and looked down, eager to laugh, but his hollow eyes filled with disgust when he saw what had broke Shavo's fall.

"AHHHHHHH!!! THAT WAS ME!! WHAT THE ********?! AHH!" Daron shreiked, as Shavo tried to climb out the grave. They all gathered around the grave, and looked down on Daron's corpse, now deformed from the weight of Shavo. His rib bones poked from his chest. Daron's eyes went wide and he quickly flew back into the house. John chortled and grabbed a shovel and began piling dirt into the hole. Caitlin floated back Shavo,
"You're next..." she whispered into his ear. He shivered and finished piling dirt into Daron's grave. Shavo glared at the house, unzipped his pants, and pissed on Daron's grave,
"THIS IS FOR YOU, ********! THANKS ALOT!" he screamed, then zipping up his pants. John stared blankly at him,
"...Was that neccesary?" Shavo shrugged,
"Not really. I just really had to go, and it seemed appropriate." John narrowed his eyes,
"Too bad I already kicked you in the balls today," he said as he walked back into the house, Shavo following behind him.

Shavo looked around, and turned to John,
"Why to we keep coming back in here, again?" John blinked,
"Because Serj is in here...and still alive." Shavo folded his arms,
"We don't know that." John stared,
"We don't know if he's dead, either. Let's just look and see if we can find him." Caitlin floated behing Shavo, and rubbed her hands together,
"Shavo, your ghost children will be mine!" she grabbed his beard, and tugged it upward, dangling poor Shavo in midair. His eyes filled with tears, and John laughed. Shavo waved his arms and legs,
"Don't laugh! I just want to be put down! It huuuuurts!" Caitlin laughed,
"You'll be out of your pain in a moment, sexy." She flicked her hand back, their was a CRACK and Shavo fell and hit the ground, his neck bent at an awkward angle.

John looked at Shavo,
"...Shavo?"
"..."
"Are you ok?"
"..."
"s**t." John tried to get Shavo to stand up, but only made it worse. Shavo floated out of his body, and looked down on his corpse, and John trying to revive him,
"Whoa, man...Am I having one of those out-of-body experiences?"
"Nope. You're already dead." said a voice. Caitlin appeared in front of Shavo.

Shavo's empty eyes went wide,
"I-I'm dead?! Dead!?! What the ********!!?" Daron appeared next to Caitlin,
"Haha. You're dead. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, ********?!" Shavo smacked Daron across the face, and soon, they were rolling around in the air, fighting. John turned around amd watched Daron and Shavo sissy fight. John frowned,
"Does that mean I have to bury this body, too?" Shavo stared,
"NOO!!! I'm dead?!"
"Yes," John replied, dragging Shavo's corpse outside.

(10 Minutes Later)

John walked back inside after burying Shavo, to see Daron and Shavo still fighting. Since they ran out of ammo, they began bringing out things from the past...And I mean the past!

"YOU BEAT ME UP IN THE 5TH GRADE!"
"YEAH? WELL, YOU STOLE MY COOKIE!"
"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOURS!!"
"LYING ********, YOU STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND IN THE 7TH GRADE!"
"IT WAS BECAUSE YOUR p***s WAS SO SMALL!"
"...My balls hadn't dropped yet..."
"WELL, MINE DID! JEALOUS?!"
"SHUT THE ******** UP!"
"CHIBI ******** HEARD ME!"

(Meanwhile outside)
"This house is supposed to be haunted..." Jim said to his partner, Mandy. She glanced around,
"With what?"
"Four girls. They died here awhile ago from laughing to death? At least according to the stories..." they shrugged and pushed open the door, and in the house, they heard ghostly wailing. Running through the corridors, they opened a door, and found themselves amongst an 'argument'. Daron and Shavo were exchanging insults,

"POOFACE!"
"BUTTHEAD!"
"DICKMUNCH!"

Jim looked up,
"Omg, isn't that System of a Down?!" Mandy frowned,
"No, they're just lookalike posers." Jim took out his camera,
"This is fascinating," he said, clicking the camera. Shavo and Daron stop, while Daron starting freaking out,
"NOO! MY EYES!" he started wailing and flew into another room. Shavo stood there quietly,
"Er...I guess I win...Ok then..." he turned around, and saw Jim and Mandy,
"Oh, camera." he said, putting it in his pant and clicking it, then handing it back to them,
"Here you go. Keep it away from the minors." Caitlin frowned. Jim and Mandy dropped the camera, and dashed out of the house. The house went silent, except for the wails of Daron,

"MY p***s ISN'T SMALL!!!"

Jim and Mandy stopped at E. Gadd's shack to tell him all that happened,
"Omigodthathouseishauntedwesawghosts!!1!" Mandy poured out. Jim nodded,
"Y-Yes...We saw four girls and two guys..." E. Gadd stopped him,
"Wait...What did they look like?"
"They looked like the guitarist and bassist from System of a Down. They were fighting, and calling eachother names..." E. Gadd scratched his head,
"I saw three fellas here...They said they were System of a something-or-other...but I don't really care much about music...What did they do?" Jim double-taked to the house,
"Well...We watched them, I took out a camera and clicked it...The first ghost started crying and dashed into another room, the other took my camera, put it down his pants, and took the picture. We sorta...dropped the camera when we left," he looked down, looking embarressed. E. Gadd looked serious,
"Well...you oughta go back and get that camera...It could help me crack the mystery of what happened in that house. When you go back, you're looking for two things: bodies and ghosts...and your camera...and anything else that looks suspicious I guess..." Mandy blinked,
"Er...great? We get to go back to that house?" E. Gadd grinned,
"Well, don't you feel special?"

HOMGFLASHBACK
Megan turn on the computer, while Shimi, Caitlin, and Devon sat around it. Megan smiled,
"I'm so happy. I just got this new computer. It was weird...the guy who was selling it was pretty eager to part with it..." she said as she clicked open the Internet Browser, "Where to first?"
"Gaia." everyone said simontenously...and agreed with one another. Megan typed 'g-a-i-a-o-n-l-i-n-e' and clicked 'ENTER', then navigated to the System of a Down Guild. Caitlin grinned,
"Oh, look! New pictures!" Megan clicked, and scrolled down...There it was, a picture of Daron. Daron Malakian. His pants off. Immediatly, all the girls fell over, cracking up with laughter. Then, a sinister vapor came out of the computer.
"Filthy girls. You and your porn..." he said coldly. The girl's kept laughing until their faces turned blue, and they all went silent, their amused expressions forever frozen upon their faces, and left for anyone to discover.

(Back To The Present)
Shavo turned to the girls,
"Sooo...um....What do you girls do all day? Dosen't it get boring?" Megan laughed,
"With humans showing up with annoying regularity, not really." Shavo turned,
"Could I like, look around the house?" Caitlin nodded,
"Sure. There's some places in this house that even we haven't been in." Shavo floated into the other room, where Daron was still sniveling,
"Come on, dude. Quit complaining and let's look around." Megan grabbed Daron's arm,
"Yeah. It couldn't get any worse." Then, they floated into the next room, which was two floors up. At the end of the room, there was a computer, with a picture on the monitor, and four bodies, badly decomposed and almost skeletal, lying around it. The faces upon the skeletons were twisted into what looked like laughing. Daron floated over to the computer,
"...The computer killed them? Let's see what killed the..." he stopped. He looked on the computer, and he saw himself, pantless. The house shook with his wails,
"MY p***s IS NOT SMALL!! AHHHH!" Shavo snickered,
"Who knew something so little could have so much power?" Daron sobbed and floated out of the room, while the others moved on.

(Meanwhile)
John was walking through the corridors, feeling alone and abandoned. Shavo floated into the hallway, and spotted John,
"Ooooh. I'm still pissed about him hitting me in the balls." Caitlin grinned,
"Ghost's weren't able to possess humans for nothing..." Shavo laughed, and jumped into John's arm. Shavo balled John's hand into a fist, and started punching John in the balls. John's eyes filled with tears and he bit his lip. Shavo's voice could be heard,
"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself." John tried to cross his legs,
"What are you? Four?!" Shavo laughed, and continued to punch. John then fell over, crying in pain. Shavo jumped out and pointing at John, now writhing in pain,
"HA! Revenge is sweeet." John had enough strength to raise his hand, and flip Shavo off. Shavo's eyes went wide,
"THIS ISN'T OVER!" And, they left John to find his balls.

Shavo floated in the middle of the room, thinking,
"I need to get back at John..." he trailed off, his hollow eyes filled with mischief.
"Heh. I have an idea." he poofed, and reappeared...with all of John's rarest comics. Megan snickered,
"What is a dork without his prized comics?" Shavo grinned,
"Exactly. One of you hold him down," Brittney smiled,
"Leave that to me." Shavo floated into the room, where John had just gotten to his fight. Brittney possessed John's feet so he could not run or move. Shavo grinned, and one of John's comic books combusted in his hands; John's eyes went wide,
"NOO! NOOO! ...Why can't I move?!" Shavo burned two more, watching John writhe in misery. Megan appeared next to John, whispering things into his ear,
"You're gay. f**. *****. Necrophiliac..." John covered his ears, but he still heard it. After Shavo had burnt the last comic, he poofed away with the others, uttering,
"Be seeing you..." John felt like his heart had just been ripped out of his heart and stepped on. He took his pocket knife out of his pocket,
"I-I have nothing left to live for..." Then, he took the knife, and sliced himself across the throat. He coughed and sputtered, then fell on the ground, dying in a puddle of his own blood. His spirit floated out, and looked down on his body,
"s**t."

(How is Serj?)
Serj sat in his cage, alone, kind of hungry, and shirtless. He had no idea how is friends were, and was sick with worry. And it didn't help that the ghost girls had been gone for awhile. He knew Daron was dead...but he'd like to think that Shavo and John were still alive. He sat there, staring at the walls...Then, John floated in. Serj's eyes nearly popped out of his head,
"John?! YOU DIED?!" John's eyes filled with tears,
"My balls, my comics...everything. I killed myself." Serj's eyes went blank, then Shavo and the girls floated back in,
"...John?" Serj looked at Shavo,
"...You're dead too..." he sighed. Shavo frowned,
"And you're not? I feel pity. Being dead feels great! No limitations...It's great!" Serj's face was still blank,
"I like being alive, thank you." Shimi grabbed Serj,
'You can't be alive forever! 'Cause you own me some ghost children.' Serj hung his head, and Daron floated back in, still sniveling. Serj looked at his dead bandmates,
"I guess I'm next..." Shavo, John, and Daron exchanged glances and grinned,
"This'll be fun. We'll see that you're 'comfortable.'' Serj fidgeted nervously and shivered. Now, it wasn't fear...It's just really cold in a room filled with seven humanoid blobs of ectoplasm.

Devon turned into a mist and settled over Serj, which he promptly inhaled, and then fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was naked, and chained only by his neck...like a dog on a leash. He looked up at the ghosts with pathetic eyes,
"You're not going to kill me are you?" Shimi laughed,
"Psh, no. Why kill when torture is more fun?" Serj shivered as all of the ghosts laughed. It was a bone-chilling cacophony that sent shivers up and down Serj's spine. Daron floated into Serj's body, than , Serj looked down and watched in horror as his abdomen burst and coils of his intestine slid out. Serj shrieked and fainted. Daron floated out and frowned,
"Aw. That was only an optical illusuion..." Shavo looked at Serj,
"...Are we done with him?" They all exchanged glances and laughed,
"NO WAY!"

(Two days later)
"P-Please...N-NO!! STOP! I BEG YOOOU!" Serj pleaded, having to endure repetitive torture from seven ghosts. Daron snickered,
"I got an idea..." Daron possessed Serj, and he looked down, and shrieked,
"NOOOHOMIGODNYPENISISTHESIZEOFDARONWTFNOOOO!!" Serj fainted and slumped backwards. Daron jumped out of Serj and frowned,
"It isn't small!! Nyeah!"
"Yes. Yes, it is," Serj said. Devon grinned, and tackled Serj,
"You're dead!" Serj blinked,
"What...I thought I was..." he trailed off as he looked at himself. He turned to his bandmates,
"I ******** hate you guys so much right now."

Shavo hung his head,
"Can't we all just get along? There's some humans in the mansion. You can take out your rage on them.

(Meanwhile)
Mandy and Jim were lying down in a room they found in the mansion, for they were tired out. Jim, who was a little drunk, starting coming on to Mandy,
"Mandy...I looove you. Let's have sex." Mandy, who was still a virgin and desperate to lose her virginity, was up for,
"Mmmmkay then..." Daron floated into the room, and was a little too over-eager and jumped into Mandy. Jim climbed on top of Mandy, and Daron freaked out,
"What are you doing?! I don't have a v****a! What's this going to feel like? Is it going to hurt...?" he went on and on asking questions. Jim ignored him, and went on ahead to fulfill is on...er...needs.

(10 Mins)
Jim laid next to Daron, who which shaking after having to experience female virginal sex; penetration. He floated out, looking shaken, and a little diffrent. Shavo pointed at Daron's stomach,
"Wuzzat?" Daron looked down, where there was a bump. A baby bump. Daron flipped, <********?!!!?" Megan looked a little disappointed, but her and all the other ghosts laughed at him as he put his hand on his stomach, looking confused,
"How the hell am I going to give birth?" Caitlin snickered,
"Mangina." Daron hung his head, not knowing what to expect.

(Later)
Daron floated in a corner, staring and rocking back and forth, holding his stomach. Megan floated over, where he immediatly yelled at her,
"b***h! GO AWAY!" then he started crying. Megan sniffled, floated out of the room, and came back with a bottle of Midol. She tried to throw it, but it went through him and spilled on the floor. Daron eyed her,
"Are you implying that I need Midol!?"
"...No. I just brought it out here to throw at you because I was bored."
"Really? Ok."
"Yeah."
"LYING b***h!!"
"...What?"
"-SOB- I WANT FOOD!"
"...Right..."
"And weed."
"You can't have weed! You're pregnant!" Daron looked ******** this baby, man. I need my weed!" Megan floated out of the room, tired of listening to a pregnant guy on moodswings. He'd be having the kid soon. A little human boy, whom would be adopted and would never know of his true mommy.

TO BE CONTINUED! :0

UPDATE! surprised

xd I take it we're all creepy fanghostgirls?

UPDATED!

rofl rofl

I think John is a psychopath... I mean, he's just a little too silent...

HOMIGAWDSTAGEDBUTTSECKS.

ROFFLE.

-Snivel-

Updated. surprised